One Lonely Testicle

Beasley Digital

Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a married couple in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina who got into an argument after the husband made fun of his spouses single testicle.

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00:00we're gonna start though about a fight over one lonely testament what does that even mean

00:12two gay fellas in south carolina they got into a fight lady g was lady g involved with lady g

00:22lady g there no 46 year old guy named curtis mccoy in myrtle beach sunday night he and his husband

00:34were drinking and they started arguing son of a bitch i love these wine coolers

00:41you would what's that mean you know exactly what it means don't you start with me curtis took things

00:51too far by saying the one thing that would make his husband don't you dare say very you know you

01:00just got one ball oh my god he made a joke about how his husband only has one testicle one swinging

01:07ball that's all you have i'm saying it don't you dare say i'll say it again one it's got one ball

01:16freak kept saying one lonely testicle it's lonely lonely just sitting there by itself alone in his

01:24sack no friends he ain't got nobody to speak to you think you're so special because you've got two

01:30balls that's right you're in your full sack yeah it's not like my sacks the weird i'm the one that's

01:39got to deal with your weird one ball going down there just seeing how lonely he is curtis's husband

01:46looks like a hairy prune you're a son of a bitch the one bald son of a bitch

01:54curtis's husband had enough oh god had enough of the one lonely testicle jokes i can't take it

02:02anymore yeah and pointed his finger at him to tell him to stop stop it that's turning me on

02:09way you do that well curtis grabbed it and twisted it like that that's broken strength of two balls

02:18twisting your fingers up god you're strong that's why you chose me the police came and according to

02:25the police report curtis admitted that he grabbed his husband's finger yes but that was the only

02:30physicality because quote they learned their lesson from the last time when they both got

02:35arrested for doing exactly we learned our lesson it was kind of hot how we had sex in jail with

02:41everybody everybody it's an exciting night my god but we just couldn't afford to time off work anymore

02:49clearly they didn't learn it well enough though because curtis was arrested again for domestic violence

02:58for the finger twisting his husband said he would press charges don't you press charges on me this

03:05time no i'm gonna i'm sorry about what i said about your one ball said it again you said it again

03:11this time in front of everybody they got like a female friend hanging out you want lonely ball

03:16told the world no word now it's everywhere now it's all nationwide thank you so much curtis

03:26i sent it to the ap myself

03:28tell the associated press you would tell these that's all i did you would hold a press conference

03:38i emailed the director of the associate

03:40told him about your one testicle one uh well this guy who was arrested when the one husband he was

03:47released from custody yesterday after posting a two thousand dollar personal recognizance bond

03:53he doesn't have a rap sheet he's had convictions for shoplifting disorderly conduct assault and

03:58battery larceny receiving stolen goods and obtaining property under false pretenses he is so hot he's a

04:03bad boy yeah i'm a bad boy and i never thought i'd spend time in the clink for finger twisting

04:08just add that to the list yeah just put that with larceny receiving stolen goods obtaining property

04:17under false pretenses and finger twisting that's the newest one honestly it's not the kind of finger

04:22twisting i was hoping for i know you would oh my god it still gets quite horny with that one ball

04:27it's incredible imagine if i had two i know i wouldn't even god i couldn't keep up with you

04:33you would drown wine cooler oh my god i'd twist my fingers off in there

04:39oh man if you are married to someone with one testicle don't make fun of them you can't i feel

04:49like it's off that is off the table it's off absolutely any kind of physical deformity deformity

04:56that is not it's not what what are you supposed to do yeah you can't say that kind of stuff yeah you

05:02knew this guy's a real jerk he is he knew it would push his buttons yeah oh he obviously it's a sore

05:07point for this one ball that's all right macro penis you can't do that either oh my god can you

05:14imagine you know i'm sensitive about that happens we've heard guys say women do that women do they

05:20get really mad they'll make fun of your tiny little dong of course many times this guy's been made

05:27funny yeah if he pokes at the one ball then his micro dog it's up for grabs for grabs literally

05:36if i could grab it i can't even it's not even grabbable technically try and catch it with a

05:42chopstick

05:43you

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