Strange Collections

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Dave & Chuck the Freak ask listeners to call-in and share the strange things they collect. They hear from a wet specimen taxidermist, an animal testicle collector and guy who bottles sand from the beach.

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00:00Chuck, you've been, you know, made fun of several times

00:08for some of your collections.

00:09Sure.

00:10They asked people about the strangest things they collect.

00:15And I'm going to get to some of those in a second.

00:17Quickly here for you, what's the strangest thing you collect?

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00:30This guy says, I collect a pair of panties from every woman I sleep with.

00:35Yeah, me too.

00:36I have no panties.

00:37I have no panties.

00:40Just a man thought.

00:41You have an empty drawer.

00:44I got the space ready.

00:45You got it right.

00:46I got the space ready.

00:48My goodness.

00:49All the women I owe.

00:52Nothing here yet.

00:53Derek, you've got an odd collection.

00:55Good morning.

00:58Good morning.

00:59Yeah.

01:00So whenever I go someplace, you know, whether I'm drinking whatever kind of wine that I'm

01:06drinking on that trip, I usually try and go to a beach nearby and I collect sand, bring

01:13it back with me.

01:14So whatever bottle you're drinking, like it's a Corona or whatever, you'll fill a Corona bottle

01:18with sand and bring it home.

01:20Yeah.

01:21Yeah.

01:21Usually it's wine.

01:22Yeah.

01:22I mostly stick with wine.

01:24I'm fancy.

01:25Yeah.

01:26Just bring that home.

01:28But it always alerts TSA.

01:30Romantic too, huh?

01:34I guess a little bit.

01:36See that, man?

01:37You got your wine.

01:38I got your sand.

01:40Yeah.

01:41It's not all he collects.

01:44It's not all he collects.

01:45It's smooth.

01:46All right, dude.

01:46Yeah, but he's going to get bits from around the world.

01:48Yeah.

01:49Derek, good luck.

01:50Appreciate it.

01:51Listen to y'all.

01:52Oh, thanks.

01:53Thanks, dude.

01:53Have a good day.

01:54Kat is with us.

01:55Hey, Kat, how are you?

01:56Good.

01:57How are you?

01:57Good.

01:58Talking about the strange things Americans collect.

02:00What about you?

02:01Okay.

02:01Mine is I learned to do wet specimen taxidermy.

02:05And so I have a lot of my dead animals that I collect.

02:08Cuckoo.

02:10I know.

02:11I'm so little.

02:13Lisa lost her inner voice there for a second.

02:15I know.

02:16I got to say, Kat, I mean, that's odd for a man to do cuckoo.

02:21I don't like it.

02:22For a woman, that seemed like, does that turn any guys off when they see your taxidermy collection?

02:29No, I'm married.

02:30I'm married.

02:31Oh, okay.

02:32All right.

02:32Luckily, just because I have no idea how taxidermy is done, okay, you skin, you take the skin,

02:41right?

02:41Why do we have to talk about that?

02:42No, no, no.

02:42I do wet specimen taxidermy.

02:44What does that mean?

02:45Wet?

02:46So you've seen the jars of animals and liquids?

02:49Yeah.

02:50Oh, yeah.

02:50Oh, my God.

02:51That's what I do.

02:52That to me is even creepier.

02:53Oh, yeah.

02:54That to me is like, I'm going to be in your basement and that's it for me.

02:58I'm going in a jar.

02:59So you find a squid.

03:01You get a squid and put it in.

03:03I have one of my friends that does wet specimen with me and he says when he dies, I get to

03:08keep him in a jar.

03:09Oh, my gosh.

03:10Any part of you thrilled by that idea?

03:12I am so thrilled.

03:13Uh-huh.

03:14Uh-huh.

03:15Wow.

03:15I'm like in the corner of my room.

03:17You sound so normal.

03:19No, not really.

03:20Not really.

03:20You're just not.

03:21I don't look normal.

03:22I can get into you that way.

03:23No, she's not normal.

03:24Sure, yeah.

03:25She's not normal.

03:26Creepy cuckoo cat.

03:27Thanks for calling in.

03:29Bye.

03:30See you.

03:30She's got a...

03:31You got a...

03:32Aguana, rats, fish, all sorts.

03:34Oh, my gosh.

03:34Sure, sure.

03:35You've got to really...

03:35When a girl's name is cat, you've got to really evaluate.

03:39Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

03:39You're right.

03:40I missed her name.

03:40It can go one way or the other.

03:44Mary from Massachusetts.

03:45Do you have a strange collection?

03:48I do.

03:50So, I'm a vet tech, and I collect all of the testicles that I remove from...

03:55Stop it!

03:56Mary, you're a ball collector?

03:57You're weirder than the last.

03:59You're weirder than cats.

04:00No.

04:01You're a ball collector.

04:02How many balls do you have?

04:04What's wrong with you?

04:06Upwards of 80, and I keep them in antique glass bottles and formaldehyde.

04:12Huh.

04:12It catches the sunlight nicely.

04:14Stop it.

04:15When the sunlight bounces off those balls, it's a beautiful sight.

04:18They're no one else's balls.

04:20Why are you...

04:20It's not human.

04:22They're not human.

04:24What are the biggest balls you have?

04:26Great Dane.

04:29Actually, from a great Pyrenees.

04:31Oh, yeah.

04:32Okay.

04:32I got huge...

04:33Great big balls, huh?

04:35A second close is the Great Dane one.

04:38Mary, can I ask you, are you with a gentleman?

04:41Like, do you have someone in your life?

04:43No.

04:44No.

04:44Okay.

04:45Maybe.

04:45Why?

04:46Do you think it would freak them out when they saw 80 balls in jars?

04:51No.

04:52I think there's several other things that are a little bit weirder about me than the balls,

04:58so...

04:59Okay.

04:59Name one.

05:00Name one.

05:00What's weirder than your ball collection, Mary?

05:02I don't know.

05:03I do.

05:04Tell us, Mary.

05:06I don't know.

05:07I talk to myself a lot.

05:09Okay.

05:09Do you hear voices?

05:12Do people talk back?

05:13No.

05:13Okay.

05:15I'm just trying to figure this out.

05:16What else?

05:16Give us one more thing that's stranger to the ball collection.

05:18I think the ball thing is much weirder.

05:20Yeah.

05:20I talk to myself.

05:21Yeah.

05:21Maybe the ball thing is a little bit weird.

05:23No, it is.

05:24A hundred percent.

05:25It would be a terrifying thing to go to a woman's house and see that she's a ball collector.

05:30There's a lot.

05:31There's a men's balls.

05:31It seems to send a message, doesn't it?

05:33Yeah.

05:33Right.

05:33It's a Buffalo Benda vibe.

05:35Yeah.

05:36It's a Massachusetts Mary vibe.

05:38The old Massachusetts Mary vibe.

05:41Look out.

05:41All right, ball collector.

05:42Have a good day.

05:44Have a great one, guys.

05:45See you.

05:46You never know who will call in when you open up the phones.

05:48You really don't.

05:48Did I expect a female ball collector would call the show today?

05:51No.

05:53I always kind of do.

05:55It was so nice we had that guy with the sand and the wine bottles before all this happened.

06:00Yeah, it's different, huh?

06:01That guy's way more.

06:01I always expect the guys to be the creepier ones.

06:05No.

06:06Not in this.

06:06But not here.

06:08We had a normal sand collector and then some creepy ass.

06:11Some girls are creepy.

06:12It's creepy.

06:13Yeah, it's real creepy.

06:14It's more rare.

06:16It takes it to the next level.

06:17I just like to take a little trip to the beach and get some wine bottles and fill it up with sand

06:23and take a special little lady wherever I'm going to take her.

06:26I'm going to be going to Africa here in the next little bit and probably have sex with

06:33150 chicks and collect sand from all over the places where I have all my sex.

06:41And that's romance.

06:44You know.

06:45Yes.

06:45That's different.

06:46That's more than what you'd expect.

06:48Yes.

06:48My friend is going to let me kill them in the wet specimen collecting.

06:55I like to keep people at an arm's length.

06:58One of the many crazy things about you.

07:00There are many things much more disturbing than my wet collection.

07:05Like what?

07:05I talk to myself.

07:09That's all she revealed.

07:11She was like, realize she can't say it.

07:15She realized she could not say on the radio the stuff that makes her even weirder.

07:21Yes.

07:21No, you're right.

07:22She paused.

07:23She was like, no, I can't.

07:23Yeah.

07:24She's like, oh, I talk to myself.

07:25I can't tell them.

07:26Yeah.

07:26We don't.

07:27I don't think we want to know.

07:28What else?

07:29I don't think so.

07:30She's there too.

07:30I don't think so.

07:32I don't think so.

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