Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about the guy who found shrimp tails in his box of Cinnamon Toast Crunch and the rat theory of how they got inside the package.
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00:00there's a guy named jensen carp in los angeles now listen i will say this i was like oh my god
00:11look at this and then i realized who this guy was and that made me i don't not question it but
00:16it made me a little suspicious okay he is married to danielle fishel if you don't know that name
00:23she played topanga on boy meets world a lot of guys had a crush on topanga oh okay on boy
00:29meets world she was a little after my time she was kind of like a like nerdy like on the show but
00:36then like she blossomed into a very attractive woman it's still nuts but that made me a little
00:41suspicious i'm just right like he might have come up with it yeah okay so anyway jensen says on monday
00:47he opened a box of cinnamon toast crunch and there were shrimp tails in the bag i wondered what this
00:56whole shrimp tail thing was all about people going off about it me too and i saw it on monday and i'm
01:01like oh this is just some dude who put some shrimp tails in the cinnamon toast crunch so i didn't
01:04really talk about it on the show but it's blown up since then cinnamon toast crunch kind of denied
01:10everything and then they said this after further investigation it appears that's just an accumulation
01:18of our cinnamon sugar that can happen when ingredients aren't thoroughly blended but we
01:25assure you there is no cross contamination that is absolutely not right though if this guy's legit
01:32that's not right there were shrimp tails in his cinnamon toast crunch there's no denying
01:39that's a couple of shrimp tails yeah they do look like shrimp tails but i could see how the cinnamon
01:47sugar could form a shrimp tail like yeah but look that's like the upper part of the shell that's the
01:52lower part they could run a test on it right they could run a test on it very easily and say
01:58this is shrimp when jensen dumped out the rest of the bag he found more shrimp tails some string
02:07some dental floss and also little black dots on the cereal as well i don't know if i believe this
02:16guy i don't know either but there's the other stuff he found in that bag this hasn't even happened
02:25so the crazy theory is this is the theory okay it's going around yeah a rat got into the bag
02:34and that's it's like collections that's like it's rat stuff it went out and found stuff brought it
02:42tails string dental floss that's like it's rat treasures little treasures yeah
02:48that's bizarre but then and so then they tape the bag up not realize but how did it get in the
02:57sealed bag with all the treasures there have like general mills make cinnamon toast crunch there have
03:03been other instances of shrimp tails in some of their cereals sometimes those kind of places are owned
03:10by a nestle or something like shrimpy o's or something i don't think they're shrimpy o's that
03:16sounds terrible that's that sounds like the worst cereal idea of all time i got something
03:21boss shrimpy o's oh god maybe they own a company that makes frozen shrimp
03:26that's a yeah i don't know the gordons or something i think cinnamon toast crunch it's just
03:32it's just them it is yeah i'm inside their factory right now inside their factory how'd you get in
03:40there currently inside their factory and looking out of their production line ever ceases to amaze
03:45she's tapped into the general mill security cams they come inside their facility as we speak
03:52it looks like it's only general mill looking at it right now looking at line
03:59yeah i'm not kidding
04:02for real i'm inside i see how it's all done right now she rappelled down she virtually rappelled down
04:10anything i don't know i think she controls her computer with her mind
04:13show me general mills i feel like there's a trust crunch line now i'll be honest i feel like there's a
04:18whole team like in a truck somewhere really close to us that's like lisa's like they're like
04:25they're listening in on everything and then they're like give lisa all the information
04:29yeah it just pops up she just speaks in your sleep like cinnamon toast yeah exactly and then
04:34like anyone going i didn't even see you move during the story
04:37yeah that's the craziest part she's sitting here like this and then she's like i'm inside the factory
04:44it's only general mill i'm gonna stop you right there there's not multiple food products
04:52i was like you got some professor x going on
04:58mind controlling the computers take me to the factory i'm looking right now at a sergio rodriguez
05:08who's eating shrimp on the line live i don't see any shrimp lisa can remote view
05:15yeah that's it she's like uri geller over there it's funny to me that a rat's got like stuff when
05:21it moves
05:22around this middle thing on the floor once at a restaurant i remember it's pretty cool
05:31what did i do with my shrimp tail where are my shrimp tail i left them in the bag oh man i think i put
05:40them in that cereal that poor rat he's lost all his stuff yeah so the one rat ran to another rat
05:50was like everything's gone everything the string yeah a box my home i had two shrimp tails they log on
05:59the twitter uh-oh rat twitter i found your house you found all my stuff yeah with the husband of topanga
06:10oh what is that from a show yeah she was some hottie back in the day
06:18they got your house it's a real big uplaw here on human twitter
06:23humans are weird it took everything string they're not even gonna eat it that's the thing
06:31now they're like they're not even gonna eat the tails or the cereal i hate humans big whoop you had
06:36a nice set of dental floss in there so i did that's how i knew it was yours that was the prize of the
06:41collection because your teeth look amazing
06:43good rat teeth oh he's taking care of them good for you
06:50i don't want to see what's on rat twitter yeah yeah
06:56oh goodness