Officer Green Bean and Chuck Refuse Vomit Call

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On today's Peep Show Dave & Chuck talk about a thief who projectile vomits right after stealing a lady's purse and Office Green Bean and Chuck refuse to take the call.

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00:00here's a weird story out of tennessee a man on a bicycle they call him the projectile vomiting

00:12thief that's terrible that's a terrible name it's the worst call to get as a police officer

00:17uh 10-4 10-4 officer green bean officer chuck we're gonna need you to head out to nashville

00:24we got uh the vomiting phone thief on the loose again no the pv oh he's projectile vomiting

00:29again i'm we just witnessed a murder yeah we're trying to clean up a scene here we know you guys

00:36aren't doing anything right now yeah there's no murder dispatch we're having some problems with

00:42the uh communication green bean give me a gun for a second check it out that was a murder oh did you

00:48hear it there's another murder we just saw it we are literally right by a murder otherwise we would

00:54they both shot each other we got a live feed of your body cams we see that you just fired a shot

00:58into the air there yeah at the murderer yeah no there's no murderer so we're gonna need you

01:02right downtown we killed him to follow up with the projectile vomiting phone we killed him good i'm

01:07sorry sorry we just killed a guy listen we got to take care of this murderer otherwise we would so

01:11just murdered a guy i mean like a murderer right we murdered a murderer we murdered a murderer so we

01:17got to really figure out we got to go through the the the different aspects of law i gotta check

01:22the computer that's a 10-9 on that we're still gonna need you downtown there's lunch we gotta go

01:27to lunch though so there's a school we gotta go and uh give a we gotta do an anti-drug uh thing no

01:34that's right so we got the murder we got the drug thing and then you know dare class that's a negative

01:40again downtown please thank you boys oh god all right well just shoot me shoot me

01:46a guy just tried to murder him got shot by a murderer he was just shot by a murderer's weapon

02:07vomiting thief i don't want to get puked on me technically murder that guy and then i shot you

02:12right uh metro police say they were contacted by a victim who borrowed a phone from a business near

02:17the robbery scene that victim had their cell phone stolen by a guy on a bicycle the victim said that

02:24a man was riding behind her on a bike as she was walking down a sidewalk he snatched her phone from

02:30her hand and rode away but they say that as he did it he all of a sudden started projectile vomiting

02:39on a random vehicle as he biked by he's a nervous thief yeah like there are there's nervous pukers

02:47right yeah it's not for you then no no it's not if you're like got that yeah gotta rethink it you

02:55know uh the robber was later located near the scene of the crime he admitted stealing the phone and

03:03admitted projectile vomiting on a random vehicle that poor random vehicle i thought he was gonna be

03:08using his vomit as like a weapon to rob people oh wow that would be quite like that's that's what i

03:15thought his deal was like that he pukes on you and says like i'll uh i'll puke on you all unless you

03:23hand over your wallet here you go because you know how quick i'd give you all my stuff really if someone

03:28just threatened to puke on you i don't want to get puked on by somebody can i tell you no no i'd rather

03:32you shot me in the arm yeah that's why i did that i know come on you do not you're gonna take puke over

03:38a gunshot of course probably but i've been puked on at the theme park and it's horrible yeah but it's

03:45still way better than a gunshot until you get shot at a theme park let me know the 23 year old suspect

03:51was booked into the metro jail on a charge of misdemeanor theft his bond was set at one thousand

03:55dollars

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