Peep Show: Corn Stand Thief

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a woman who was arrested for stealing thousands of dollars from a self-service corn stand and Andy has a hard time wrapping his head around the concept.

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00:00it sucks to be old you ever stopped at one of those roadside stands that works on the honor

00:14system no employees just like a bunch of fruit and vegetables you take what you want and then

00:18drop some money in a little box oh yeah i have never seen one there's a lot out by us in like

00:24in the rural areas yes okay yeah it's like uh get a get a zucchini get a cucumber people want you to

00:31pay for their things no they do but they're just like we're just we put this stuff out here there's

00:36wood you can buy wood on the honor eggs lots of fruit yeah god i see it a lot it's a madhouse

00:43it's a mad world i never even imagined such a thing i don't even know how i'd react if i saw

00:48a bunch of fruit and said take it just take it but leave money money that is a very trusting

00:55person it is well some people do take advantage a 67 year old woman in indiana named theresa lynn

01:02kiner she's facing charges for stealing from one of these stands this old broad between july and

01:09september stopped at this small family run stand that sells corn 18 times this summer

01:18corn thief yep well and it's probably the same kind of old lady that would take the salt and

01:23pepper shakers and stuff at restaurants that's who i'd be worried about if i was doing an honor

01:27system fruit stand so not only would she take a ton of corn she'd reach into the box like she was

01:34making change and walk off with all the money that was in there she got away with over two

01:41thousand dollars in cash i was gonna say in corn but also a bunch of corn yeah wow that place does

01:50incredible i need to grow some corn the family that owns the stand put up a security camera when they

01:57realized money was missing so all of the thefts after that were caught on video so it's at least two

02:03grand she's just been doing this forever she tried to deny it and said she'd only stopped at that

02:08stand a few times she even claimed that she couldn't drive so how could it be her but they

02:14have footage of her driving yeah she's just a lion old stealing bitch corn flying out of the back of

02:19her trunk too yeah she admitted to everything once they showed her the video proof oh yeah you got me

02:26she was like fine i did it i love corn cars running on corn oil that must be yeah she's facing 18 counts

02:34of felony theft there she is oh she just looks like someone's grandma right she looks like i'm sure she

02:40is it takes the stuff at restaurants bet she makes a great corn corn on the cob she better you had

02:46enough of it a lot of practice be a two grand worth of cash cash plush corn on top of that they're not

02:52even including the corn price in there yeah they leave the money there too that's not in like a

02:57lock box there's just a box there's just a box and he can't wrap his head around this disaster of an idea

03:02if they ever had a meeting with me about their stupid fruit stand i'd be like are you serious

03:07because uh i think people are gonna a steal your money and i think an old lady might steal a bunch of

03:14your corn yeah that might be the best case scenario we're not really worried about that yeah trust in

03:22bunch it could never happen andy the new roadside fruit stand consultant yes not bad you're gonna want

03:30to lock that up we never thought to do that somebody uh attend it they're too busy in the fields they are

03:39i don't know where they are but they're not at the stand no you're right they're not there

03:43you

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