Andy Gets With Tessica

Beasley Digital

Dave & Chuck the Freak share an update on Tessica Brown, the Gorilla Glue hair girl, and imagine a budding romance between Tessica and Andy.

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00:00all right so we all know that andy fell in love with a woman named tessica i did

00:08i fell right in love with her i think about her every day i still laugh about the tessica

00:13me too that's another reason when the world stopped i'm just like it is a simulation

00:18yeah i'm like the gorilla glue hair girl man yep who comes up with that record tessica brown the

00:25woman who went viral after applying gorilla glue adhesive spray to her hair has announced a new

00:31venture her own hair care line yeah she'll take inspiration from her hair woes which made her

00:37famous back in february in her announcement on instagram she revisited her viral moment before

00:42launching her pitch for an 18 growth stimulating hair oil she says she's been working hard on this

00:50for months i'm sure she's just i'm sure right she's with months and burners been in the lab

00:55just trying to figure out how to make this all happen the only thing that would have made all

01:00this tessica stuff better because she was doing all that round of talk shows i just wish that larry

01:04king would have been around for her to do a larry king oh that would have been incredible tessica

01:09yeah why how did that happen labs you're making the new she looks good i gotta say uh here's uh

01:19i grew back here i i didn't realize how she she could have spun this into a money-making opportunity

01:27but this is it yeah yeah this is it and her hair around when it was glued like there was a

01:33presidential motorcade absolutely america was riveted to her story i mean they were like there

01:41she goes she's going from one building to another let's watch tessica go to the doctor that says he

01:45can fix her head there she is getting out of the car there's a doctor there she is in surgery

01:54he's got an axe

01:56yeah that four-hour procedure oh my god it was like a week of tessica it was like a whole week

02:03of her they're like we're like oh my god she's going to the uk

02:06you're gonna try something out there she's got a meeting with the queen

02:10yeah her original tiktok was viewed more than 50 million times that's crazy and since then she's

02:18amassed a huge following on social media so it makes sense she's gonna try and capitalize on it

02:23yeah i'm glad that i'm glad they fixed it i really looks good we should have tessica on

02:29we missed our opportunity she's too big for us now but oh my god we could have got her back then

02:36man i don't even know what i would have said i'd have been too bashful i'd have been too bashful

02:41and anything you'd like to ask tessica i don't want to talk i'm sorry tessica he can't say anything

02:46because he's in love with her behind the mic with like one eye and he ends up with tessica what a

02:54twist oh my god damn what a life that's my girlfriend tessica

02:59good for you dude i'm like good for you okay wild in the sack

03:05i bet they're a power couple there yeah all that money yeah i got that tessica hair oil

03:12jesus yeah you're living pretty now yeah man how come uh be shoot me straight all right your hair

03:21is a little oily do you have to make it wear of course of course i'm wearing the crazy oil that

03:27she'd create it incredible that's how tessica wants it

03:31tessica gets what tessica wants are you like anessica or like uh uh oh there's no good names

03:37no it would be just gressica green bean yeah yeah tessica her last name's brown is there a way you

03:45can combine the colors oh green brown brown green whatever yeah brown green and brown don't mix do

03:54then no they don't we are breen tessandy breen tessandy breen that's a beautiful couple name

04:01did you see tessandy breen on tmz last night they're both gorgeous they were out and about

04:06yeah andy's always on tmz

04:08like a baseball hat

04:15yeah it's too bad we lost andy when that he fell for tessica dude it sucks around here ever since

04:22andy started dating tessica look at the cameras all around us i know sorry about all the

04:29paparazzi tessica she's pretty famous so i know you guys are just gonna have to deal with my new love

04:37i guess we will i'm fine with it they like taking pictures of me and my man thong so yeah yeah

04:41around more he's always trying to pop up in the background james's ass is all oily

04:46and hairy hairiest oiliest ass i'm trying to give them spots anywhere works anywhere come on andy put

04:53in the good word to tessica for me i will i will

04:55inside andy put them down here um if you're doing things that says i wish i should not www this is

05:02it's absolutely awesome

05:03었는데 universe so clearly i've heard this music is pretty impressive

05:05in the game we're doing all the time is just getting ready handsome and unusual

05:07at this stage so yeah

05:07right now i just want nameshead Boo queen wow

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