Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a survey that found people rarely have a day without pain and this leads to Chuck and Andy sharing stories about tough experiences they've had recently while exercising.
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00:00A new survey has determined the average American, how many pain-free days do we have a year?
00:15Truly pain-free days.
00:18Zero.
00:18Is it mental pain part of it?
00:21More physical?
00:23Yeah, I always have a pain somewhere.
00:26Somewhere.
00:26Something.
00:27It's like, oh, that feels good today, but that hurts, you know.
00:29Yeah.
00:30I don't know if I have.
00:30I mean, I guess there are some young people out there right now feeling no pain.
00:34I don't know.
00:35I feel like when I was even, like, in my 20s, I had back pain, like, just from.
00:42Oh, really?
00:42Yeah.
00:43I don't remember.
00:43That's why I started Pilates, because it just helped so much.
00:47Much more, like, dancing and partying, probably, right then.
00:51Oh, that serious dancing.
00:52And that dancing helps take up the pain.
00:54I think it's weird, because, like, at 37, like, because I've never, outside of, like, early
00:59on in my life.
01:00I've never had to do physical labor.
01:03Yes.
01:04So, like, I still have some lube in my knees and joints.
01:08Yeah.
01:08Yeah.
01:08That's good.
01:09You know?
01:10He didn't burn through all that lube yet.
01:11Yeah, but, like, I think there's a lot of, like, dudes my age that, like, worked hard
01:14and, like, they're probably a wreck, you know?
01:17Yeah.
01:17A lot of my pain is from sitting around.
01:20Yeah.
01:20You know?
01:21And I know that would be fixed if, you know, like, I got immense shoulder pain.
01:25That is purely from being inactive with my upper body.
01:32Like, I know it is.
01:33I know it is.
01:34I know if I did, like, you know, 10 push-ups a day.
01:38Your feet and jerk in hand is always.
01:40Well, my wrists and forearms are incredibly strong and supple.
01:45But, no, I just, I know, like, yeah, that's all I need to do, but try and do it.
01:51Jason, are you in pain over there?
01:53What's going on with you?
01:54How are you in pain?
01:55You're still.
01:56I got lower back pain, my knee, left knee, my ankle, heel, neck.
02:02See?
02:02Gas pain in my gut.
02:04Oh, well.
02:04Yeah.
02:05What's going on over there?
02:06Are you all right?
02:06Gas pains.
02:07Yeah.
02:08Yeah.
02:08I'm always wrestling with those gas pains.
02:10Yeah, it's too much tantric sex for you, right?
02:12That's the problem.
02:13Oh, I bet.
02:13No tantric sex.
02:14Yeah, I bet that's not happening.
02:16Probably too much basketball, trying to, you know, stay young and all that, but I'm banged up.
02:20Yeah.
02:21Move.
02:21If everyone moves, they'll be a little bit better.
02:24Yeah.
02:24Hopefully.
02:25I guess his whole thing is not too much, though.
02:28You want to move, but then you also.
02:29Yes, move, but don't destroy yourself.
02:31Right.
02:32It's a balance, which is difficult.
02:33Like, I had some friends that kept texting me.
02:36They wanted me to go play hockey with them, you know, and they realized, oh, I played hockey my whole life.
02:41They're like, yeah, we're just going to be just a thing.
02:43The last time I went to try and just play hockey after not playing hockey for 10 years, I almost died on the ice.
02:50I almost died on the ice.
02:51Because you go into it like you haven't stopped.
02:54That's exactly what it was.
02:55Yeah.
02:55I jumped the boards.
02:57Yeah.
02:57The puck was like sort of being shot down the ice.
03:00I play defense.
03:01I jumped the boards.
03:03I skate as fast as I can.
03:05Get the puck.
03:06Getting a scrum in the corner.
03:09Look up.
03:10See my winger.
03:11Boom.
03:11Give him a good pass.
03:12And then I'm like skating back up the ice.
03:15And my vision starting to go.
03:18Well, sir, like you're going to pass out now.
03:20You've never resorted yourself so much in 10 years.
03:21You know like when in a cartoon where the stars are going around people's heads?
03:25I'm starting to see stars.
03:29How's she going?
03:30I'm like, oh my God.
03:32So I get back to the bench.
03:38I'm like, all right, go.
03:39Someone else go.
03:41You know, my shift was like 45 seconds of like top speed skating.
03:47You gave it everything you got, man.
03:48And then I'm like, you know, and then, you know, another 45 seconds, a minute goes by.
03:57The other guy wants off.
03:58I'm like, okay, all right.
04:00I guess I'm going back.
04:01And then I, so I think I played two periods.
04:05And then I was like, you know what, guys?
04:07I'm done.
04:08I'm like seeing stars on the bench.
04:09I had my helmet on.
04:11You all thought that Chuck got the nickname 45 seconds of fury.
04:14Yeah, I know.
04:15But no, it was just his time on the rink.
04:17Yeah, I can't do that very long either.
04:19I don't know about you guys, but I would pay double to see him play over the Red Wings.
04:22A hundred percent.
04:23Oh my God.
04:24The Chuck Wings.
04:25Yeah.
04:25I'm more entertaining right now, maybe.
04:27Amazing.
04:28But yeah, so you were treating it like you hadn't stopped playing.
04:31Well, and that's what I kept saying.
04:32I said to these guys, they're like, I'm like, they're like, it's going to be nothing.
04:35I'm like, there is no nothing for me.
04:37Hockey's rough.
04:38I just jump, I just think I'm 18 still.
04:41Yeah, right.
04:42Like, I think I'm 18 still.
04:43Yeah, I can, yeah.
04:44And your body's like, hell no.
04:45And your body is like, what are you doing, you moron?
04:50Totally.
04:50And it's much harder than you realize after you've not done it for a long time.
04:55So.
04:56Yeah.
04:56I don't know.
04:57I had that thing on a treadmill where it's like, you know how they say you get high from
05:01running?
05:01Yeah.
05:02Yeah.
05:02Okay, so yeah, so like, I thought I was getting this, but then I'm older now, and I'm on a
05:08treadmill, and this, I start being like, I think I'm getting that runner's high.
05:12Runner's high.
05:13And I'm like, might just be a heart episode.
05:17I don't know which is which.
05:18I'm like, you probably get pretty high when your heart's about to stop.
05:24So.
05:24Yeah, all that DMT is really, before you die.
05:27Right.
05:27Yeah.
05:29Yeah, I don't know the difference between runner's high and heart episode.
05:33It was really, I had to figure it out for a second.
05:35I was like, oh man, really going to disrupt everybody's gym time here.
05:40It's unfortunate.
05:41You don't want a heart episode.
05:43My gym thing was ruined today.
05:44A guy died right next to me.
05:46Big fat guy died on a treadmill.
05:47What did he expect?
05:48No.