Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a flight that was forced to land after an Austrian man was suffering from intestinal distress and imagine how that sounds.
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00:00A plane carrying 134 people had to make an emergency landing in Austria
00:09when a male passenger refused to leave the toilet.
00:13And that's coming out.
00:14You better get out of there.
00:16Hurry.
00:17I can't.
00:18It's too embarrassing.
00:19What I've done.
00:21You have to.
00:22You know what I've done.
00:23They're Austrian.
00:24You have to.
00:25Get out.
00:27Hurry your poop.
00:28I can't.
00:29I can't do the voice.
00:33I can't do the voice.
00:36Local police say the passenger locked himself in the toilet shortly after takeoff,
00:42saying he had severe intestinal distress.
00:44What are you doing?
00:45I don't care about your intestines.
00:47You have to hurry.
00:48There are other people that need to use the facility here.
00:53Don't push too hard.
00:55I love his intestinal distress screams.
00:58That's probably in all Austrian bathrooms is that Arnold scream.
01:04Everyone has their total recall moment.
01:12How embarrassing for that guy.
01:15I know, right?
01:16Come on.
01:16Well, he had to be doing.
01:18I mean, it wasn't just a guy pooping, was it?
01:21You think?
01:21Yeah, it was.
01:22It was.
01:22That's what he said.
01:23That's what he said.
01:24Intestinal distress.
01:24They said intestinal distress.
01:26But I mean, like, you gotta, you know, you gotta leave.
01:33You just have to put total recall scream.
01:36Every Arnold scream from every movie?
01:37Every Arnold scream.
01:39That's incredible.
01:39I hope, does he swear?
01:41I hope not.
01:42He might swear during this, though.
01:43I can't remember.
01:45It's just noises and screams.
01:47Let's hear it.
01:48This is what it sounded like.
01:50This is what we're doing.
01:54Hold on.
01:59The sound of the Austrian man in the bathroom.
02:01He's having some trouble in there, obviously.
02:30Leave the man alone.
02:32Don't force it.
02:36It's how I live this time.
02:54It's when they're pulling him out of the bathroom.
02:56But that's what it sounds like when Austrian men...
02:58Yeah.
02:59Deuce.
03:00Is it just pure Arnold noises here?
03:08That's when he dumped it over at him.
03:09That's just the one noise.
03:11Just the same noise over and over again.
03:13I wonder when he figured out that's what his scream was.
03:15Because that's an iconic scream he's got.
03:17Yeah, like, it's just his...
03:19Yeah.
03:20The first time he did that on camera, somebody was like...
03:22Yeah.
03:23Oh, my God.
03:25He's a star.
03:27Gold.
03:30That's his signature.
03:32He must have done it.
03:32What was his first movie?
03:34It was Conan.
03:35I know he did it.
03:36He did it in Conan when that guy bites him when he's in the fight.
03:38He goes,
03:39My advice to anyone today who goes to use the bathroom at work...
03:44Make Arnold noises.
03:45Just play that on your phone.
03:46Oh, yeah.
03:47Yeah.
03:47Just put this on!
03:50You don't even need to watch his full movies.
04:09No, you just have to watch the sounds.
04:19Oh!
04:20He said his scream the most in Total Recall.
04:25Oh, yeah.
04:28It's a total recall.
04:30Oh, my God.
04:31Poor guy, though.
04:32I do feel...
04:32If it was really actual...
04:34Intestinal distress and they landed the plane...
04:36And they landed the plane.
04:38That's the worst.
04:38You gotta walk out of there and then you gotta go to the train.
04:42I guess...
04:43I guess all you would have to do...
04:45I guess I'll grab my luggage as I go to the train.
04:48Since everyone has judged me for...
04:50Oh, my God.
04:51It smells so bad.
04:51I said I had intestinal distress.
04:53You smell it.
04:56Oh, my God.
05:00Like the poor rest of them that had to take off right after he left.
05:04They opened the door and were like...
05:06Yeah, the whole plane was making that noise.
05:11Yeah.
05:12Yeah.
05:15Now he just went and destroyed that train.
05:17Yeah.
05:18You're right.
05:19At least the train can stop at the next station.
05:21I guess so, yeah.
05:22I guess all he would have had to do was just wrap it up for a couple minutes.
05:27Got out and been like, so sorry.
05:29And then went and sat down and then just went right back in.
05:32Yeah.
05:33Like as long as you're leaving and going back, he wouldn't even come out.
05:38He must have done stuff all over himself.
05:40Like there must have been something terrible.
05:42It could have been real bad.
05:43It must have been terrible.
05:45Screaming intestinal distress.
05:47Intestinal distress.
05:48Hyrhea.
05:50Hyrhea.
05:50You're constipated.
05:52Sorry.
05:53Sir, you're going to have to come out of there.
05:54There's other toilet paper in here.
05:56Hurry now.
05:57Sir.
05:57Sir.
05:58Other people need to use it.
05:59Liquid diarrhea.
06:00It's going to be a minute.
06:02Stop knocking.
06:02You're disrupting it.
06:04I need more toilet paper.
06:05Sir, we've been in the air for 20 minutes.
06:07You're going to have to take your seat.
06:13Is there any more toilet paper?
06:17Goodness gracious.
06:18Poor man.
06:18Yeah.
06:21used by prayer.
06:22Wanted to use it.
06:36What?
06:36Because of my toilet paper.
06:37You're going to have mniej.
06:38只有 two seconds on the toilet.
06:39Within a toilet paper.
06:40Even if you're cheating here, maybe you're going to have a full place.
06:41Or on the toilet paper.
06:43Once again, here's water for 20 minutes.
06:43Maybe you're going to be a...
06:44Maybe it will be your house normally,
06:46but you're going to have to go.
06:47Please don't be a little, slowly.
06:47Basically don't do something else.