Sounds of Arnold

Beasley Digital

Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a flight that was forced to land after an Austrian man was suffering from intestinal distress and imagine how that sounds.

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00:00A plane carrying 134 people had to make an emergency landing in Austria

00:09when a male passenger refused to leave the toilet.

00:13And that's coming out.

00:14You better get out of there.

00:16Hurry.

00:17I can't.

00:18It's too embarrassing.

00:19What I've done.

00:21You have to.

00:22You know what I've done.

00:23They're Austrian.

00:24You have to.

00:25Get out.

00:27Hurry your poop.

00:28I can't.

00:29I can't do the voice.

00:33I can't do the voice.

00:36Local police say the passenger locked himself in the toilet shortly after takeoff,

00:42saying he had severe intestinal distress.

00:44What are you doing?

00:45I don't care about your intestines.

00:47You have to hurry.

00:48There are other people that need to use the facility here.

00:53Don't push too hard.

00:55I love his intestinal distress screams.

00:58That's probably in all Austrian bathrooms is that Arnold scream.

01:04Everyone has their total recall moment.

01:12How embarrassing for that guy.

01:15I know, right?

01:16Come on.

01:16Well, he had to be doing.

01:18I mean, it wasn't just a guy pooping, was it?

01:21You think?

01:21Yeah, it was.

01:22It was.

01:22That's what he said.

01:23That's what he said.

01:24Intestinal distress.

01:24They said intestinal distress.

01:26But I mean, like, you gotta, you know, you gotta leave.

01:33You just have to put total recall scream.

01:36Every Arnold scream from every movie?

01:37Every Arnold scream.

01:39That's incredible.

01:39I hope, does he swear?

01:41I hope not.

01:42He might swear during this, though.

01:43I can't remember.

01:45It's just noises and screams.

01:47Let's hear it.

01:48This is what it sounded like.

01:50This is what we're doing.

01:54Hold on.

01:59The sound of the Austrian man in the bathroom.

02:01He's having some trouble in there, obviously.

02:30Leave the man alone.

02:32Don't force it.

02:36It's how I live this time.

02:54It's when they're pulling him out of the bathroom.

02:56But that's what it sounds like when Austrian men...

02:58Yeah.

02:59Deuce.

03:00Is it just pure Arnold noises here?

03:08That's when he dumped it over at him.

03:09That's just the one noise.

03:11Just the same noise over and over again.

03:13I wonder when he figured out that's what his scream was.

03:15Because that's an iconic scream he's got.

03:17Yeah, like, it's just his...

03:19Yeah.

03:20The first time he did that on camera, somebody was like...

03:22Yeah.

03:23Oh, my God.

03:25He's a star.

03:27Gold.

03:30That's his signature.

03:32He must have done it.

03:32What was his first movie?

03:34It was Conan.

03:35I know he did it.

03:36He did it in Conan when that guy bites him when he's in the fight.

03:38He goes,

03:39My advice to anyone today who goes to use the bathroom at work...

03:44Make Arnold noises.

03:45Just play that on your phone.

03:46Oh, yeah.

03:47Yeah.

03:47Just put this on!

03:50You don't even need to watch his full movies.

04:09No, you just have to watch the sounds.

04:19Oh!

04:20He said his scream the most in Total Recall.

04:25Oh, yeah.

04:28It's a total recall.

04:30Oh, my God.

04:31Poor guy, though.

04:32I do feel...

04:32If it was really actual...

04:34Intestinal distress and they landed the plane...

04:36And they landed the plane.

04:38That's the worst.

04:38You gotta walk out of there and then you gotta go to the train.

04:42I guess...

04:43I guess all you would have to do...

04:45I guess I'll grab my luggage as I go to the train.

04:48Since everyone has judged me for...

04:50Oh, my God.

04:51It smells so bad.

04:51I said I had intestinal distress.

04:53You smell it.

04:56Oh, my God.

05:00Like the poor rest of them that had to take off right after he left.

05:04They opened the door and were like...

05:06Yeah, the whole plane was making that noise.

05:11Yeah.

05:12Yeah.

05:15Now he just went and destroyed that train.

05:17Yeah.

05:18You're right.

05:19At least the train can stop at the next station.

05:21I guess so, yeah.

05:22I guess all he would have had to do was just wrap it up for a couple minutes.

05:27Got out and been like, so sorry.

05:29And then went and sat down and then just went right back in.

05:32Yeah.

05:33Like as long as you're leaving and going back, he wouldn't even come out.

05:38He must have done stuff all over himself.

05:40Like there must have been something terrible.

05:42It could have been real bad.

05:43It must have been terrible.

05:45Screaming intestinal distress.

05:47Intestinal distress.

05:48Hyrhea.

05:50Hyrhea.

05:50You're constipated.

05:52Sorry.

05:53Sir, you're going to have to come out of there.

05:54There's other toilet paper in here.

05:56Hurry now.

05:57Sir.

05:58Other people need to use it.

05:59Liquid diarrhea.

06:00It's going to be a minute.

06:02Stop knocking.

06:02You're disrupting it.

06:04I need more toilet paper.

06:05Sir, we've been in the air for 20 minutes.

06:07You're going to have to take your seat.

06:13Is there any more toilet paper?

06:17Goodness gracious.

06:18Poor man.

06:18Yeah.

06:21used by prayer.

06:22Wanted to use it.

06:36What?

06:36Because of my toilet paper.

06:37You're going to have mniej.

06:38只有 two seconds on the toilet.

06:39Within a toilet paper.

06:40Even if you're cheating here, maybe you're going to have a full place.

06:41Or on the toilet paper.

06:43Once again, here's water for 20 minutes.

06:43Maybe you're going to be a...

06:44Maybe it will be your house normally,

06:46but you're going to have to go.

06:47Please don't be a little, slowly.

06:47Basically don't do something else.

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