Indescribable Bits

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a bearded woman who is making money on OnlyFans and have a hard time figuring out exactly what is going on with her bits.

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00:00now i know no one in this room will be into this hopefully but obviously some guys are

00:12because a bearded lady is making money online she goes by peekaboo pumpkin on tiktok

00:21and she has

00:25are you okay chuck oh the lights just flickered that's why you see what it did see how much

00:34power i have you see how much energy that sucked out of me so shook it messed with the electrical

00:42system almost fainted better skip the story dave what's gonna happen most women wax away unwanted

00:47facial hair believing it breaches conventional standards of beauty but one tiktok user is

00:52embracing her naturally bushy beard oh stop and amassing thousands of fans in the process

00:57peekaboo pumpkin boasts more than 50 000 followers claims men are so enamored with her chin whiskers

01:03she's constantly being asked out on dates uh no way there's no way she's taking it to the next level

01:10going on she is uh catering to those guys that have a facial hair fetish you'll get photos and videos

01:16of her stroking her beard as if she was a wise old wizard

01:20her up beard and her low beard i didn't realize this was a fetish

01:26it's not it well it is i mean obviously that everything's a fetish but

01:30hairy big beautiful women is the fetish i was gonna say because she's not just hairy

01:35there's a lot going on here james alluded to some possible armpit hair armpits crotch you name it

01:41if you can grow hair on it it is it is fully full to the max um the one picture i saw was really bad

01:48but i've also seen other pictures where she keeps it kind of trimmed up but okay she has on her twitter

01:54page there's a one like advertisement that's like come see my hairy get okay oh wow let's go to the

02:02twitter page go to the twitter page see my hairy see if i can shut down the power

02:06that's dangerous i wouldn't do it lisa don't look at the dave screen okay thank you wow that's so nice

02:14of you it is we like to get we have to protect lisa i've had to look away often there that came

02:18right up oh here we go oh this is gonna here we go oh how are those jugs are unexplainable

02:29how are those jugs are unexplainable what's happened where are the nips they're off to the side my

02:38friend they're covered by her bra you just don't realize she has on yeah oh my god yeah it's uh

02:45it's not we're on twitter dave yeah follower oh i can't don't do that don't click on those never

02:54oh oh a few i swear oh what am i looking at you know what am i looking at you know what you're

03:05looking at dave read the caption and that's the one that i described

03:07i'm not sure what the cream pie little icon she has i do i know what it means i have some

03:16assumptions but that is that's nether regions that are hanging down that is an unexplainable

03:25nether region it's an arby's roast beef sandwich it's got some mold yeah so she's like laying down

03:31her stomach is there that's stomach her stomach is to the left it looks like a scrotum i know but

03:38that the scrotum is her lady it's her lady parts on the side she's doing the tuck yeah basically what

03:47it looks like oh my god it's like a camel toe being absolutely pulverized hmm does she have a wing

03:54no no no no no no no no no no no no no no she just might have a larger area down there to where

04:01that's she's got what i would call a larger hamburger what is that part what is what part this part

04:08that is the two uncircumcised wiener that's the two dave the two sides crushed between two giant thighs

04:19i love this dave and chuck the freaks anatomy class yeah i don't see it

04:25yeah it's hard to make out what exactly her part you see the dark line that's her part i thought her

04:33part would be said no here her part is this oh wait oh no then i'm looking at it wrong god i thought

04:40i was losing my mind i thought that was so this is just rolls that's just rolls that's just fat rolls

04:46that's just rolls that's not a wiener or a scrotum no that's rolls okay now it's making sense i

04:53believe i thought that that was her fits that's how rolled up it is i can't believe i've been staring

04:59at this picture for as long as i have i gotta turn my head we gotta go oh no god no goodbye

05:05oh i don't like her oh so we're not gonna hang her photo up anywhere around here that

05:14my goodness in the garbage it goes oh i wonder how many people follow her on only fans

05:27someone who looked at the pictures that i would describe it more like the never region

05:32oh man like her her area down there is so confusing indescribable it you should be able

05:40to make sense i thought she was laying on her side i thought she was laying on her side

05:45you were making me question everything i've ever thought in life that's what i thought i thought she

05:49was on her side i think she was sitting and that's why it was that's why it was censored that was

05:57i thought it was just and like what is that green thing i i don't even want to know oh no it's

06:06probably a dildo i have a feeling it's a sex toy yeah it's a toy oh my goodness it looks like she's

06:11got a tiny uncircumcised wiener tucked in there and i thought that was a big scrotum it just rolls

06:17after and so much hair like that hair can't it's hard to explain where it's coming out of it looks

06:22like it's someone it should be someone's toupee oh my god i don't want to wear that one no you

06:27don't you look so handsome though if you are brave and a psycho at pumpkin peekaboo is her twitter

06:34my god but it's not for the faint of heart it is not at all the link to the article is up at

06:39daveandcheckthefreak.com if you just want to see the regular photos which i suggest because you'll

06:44be changed forever when you see her lady bits i can't even imagine seeing the real seeing it all

06:52nope i've seen more than i ever need to see on that note we'll take a break

06:57of the people like that yeah i've seen some things like that yeah i've seen that but it's

07:15like that yeah i'll keep right out of the world so it's got a good thing and i'll keep

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