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4/17/2025
Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a man who tried to play dead when his buddy was asking for favors during 'Florida is Effed Up'.
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00:00
Man, Florida's effed up.
00:17
The visual of this I think would have been amazing.
00:21
But a guy in Florida didn't want to lend his car to a guy he knew.
00:25
So he pretended to collapse while they were talking.
00:28
And tried to play dead until he left.
00:32
Stop it.
00:36
Chuck, I just want to borrow the Jeep.
00:39
Chuck?
00:41
Oh, no.
00:44
Somebody, Yames.
00:45
Somebody.
00:46
Help.
00:47
Chuck's dead.
00:48
Chuck just died.
00:50
I'm really dead.
00:53
I think he said he's really dead.
00:55
Indian River County Sheriff's deputies were dispatched to a home in Vero Beach, Florida,
00:58
about a stolen vehicle and possible armed robbery.
01:01
Christopher Blaudis told police that he was sleeping when a man named Marcus, who he has
01:05
helped in the past, stopped by and asked for a ride.
01:09
Blaudis said he was too tired to drive and he said, go find another ride somewhere.
01:14
He asked him to leave his house.
01:16
The other guy became more aggressive and said, I need an effing ride.
01:20
Marcus then tried to shove the guy.
01:23
That's when Christopher Blaudis said he just pretended to fall, laid on the ground, and
01:28
pretended to be dead in the hopes he would just leave.
01:31
We could all do that at such a certain point.
01:34
I'm going to do that for every favor that's ever asked him.
01:37
Andy, would you mind helping me move this weekend?
01:40
Oh, God.
01:41
There's the big one.
01:42
He just had the big one.
01:44
Oh, he's dead.
01:45
Just get out of here.
01:46
Oh, Andy just died.
01:46
No, Dave, you better run, because I'm going to think you did it.
01:48
Oh, okay.
01:49
I better go.
01:49
When someone comes to our studio door, we could just...
01:52
Oh, imagine that.
01:53
You know, they want something.
01:54
We're just all dead.
01:56
We're like fainting goats.
01:58
Yeah, exactly.
02:01
If you startle the morning show, they just die.
02:03
They pass right out.
02:04
Hey, guys, I got a new idea for something you got.
02:10
Is he gone?
02:11
He's gone.
02:12
They're all dead.
02:13
Okay, we can wake back up.
02:14
So this guy was laying there pretending to be dead, hoping this guy would just leave.
02:19
He didn't.
02:19
He came back with a glass of water and threw it on him.
02:22
That sucks.
02:22
So he had to get up, but he then faked an asthma attack, hoping again that he would leave.
02:33
You don't want to give me a ride, do you?
02:40
This guy fished out the guy's inhaler.
02:44
Stop bringing him back.
02:46
Yeah.
02:47
Like, give up, dude.
02:48
Then said, screw you, grabbed his keys, and drove off in his vehicle.
02:52
Oh, that's stealing.
02:55
This guy had to call the cops and report the robbery.
03:00
He also said he believed he took his jewelry box.
03:03
He was unable to say exactly what was in it, but did say it was well over $3,000 worth of jewelry.
03:09
Sure.
03:09
Yeah, right.
03:11
Took my jewelry box, too.
03:13
The vehicle was reported stolen.
03:14
Deputies found it at another address in Vero Beach with Marcus in it.
03:18
This guy has declined to pursue any criminal charges now.
03:22
Even with his missing jewels?
03:24
Even with his missing jewels.
03:26
He's not going to press well over $3,000 in jewels.
03:29
My jewelry box, a male jewelry box.
03:31
That necklace from the Titanic was in there.
03:33
I assure you.
03:35
So much money.
03:36
Don't believe me?
03:37
Hope insurance covers it.
03:39
Oh.
03:39
Fire.
03:40
Fire.
03:41
Yeah.
03:41
Fire.
03:42
180,000.
03:43
Here's what's a mess.
03:46
You're right.
03:47
Yeah, hold your jewelry box.
03:50
You're right.
03:51
Yeah.
03:54
You're right.
03:56
News ë³´ê³ .
03:58
Dieu reports.
03:58
You got stressed.
03:59
You're right.
04:00
You're right.
04:00
You're right.
04:02
You're right.
04:04
You're right.
04:05
You're right.
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