An Old Lost Cabbie

Beasley Digital

A passenger of an Uber ride was arrested after the older driver was pulled over for not having his headlights on and Lisa has a story of her own involving an old lost cabbie.

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00:00a detroit man has been arrested accused of possessing weed and someone else's credit card

00:13and this all happened during an uber ride fox 2 has the story take a listen the 70 year old uber

00:21driver picking taylor on a 70 cruiser the night of april 6th can police stopping that car for

00:29having no headlights elster made contacts did an investigation and found the passenger to be in

00:34possession of a stolen credit card so they they were pulling over the 70 year old uber driver in

00:39his pt cruiser without headlights yeah they're like wait a second there's a black guy in here

00:43we might be able to choke him and uh tase him let's get him out here and check him he just got

00:49the wrong uber driver right yeah i love the reaction that that guy probably had when this 70 year old

00:54in a pt cruiser comes rolling up to pick him up and he's like oh no i'd be like sweet no one's ever

01:01gonna suspect this guy of anything i would i like that's the car he would he would drive slow and

01:08he just forgot to turn his lights on yeah but that's what i mean so the grandpa aspect comes

01:16into play where yes exactly he doesn't remember to turn his lights on or he could run into a building

01:21i mean there's like many things that could go wrong you want like a 50 year old guy in a pt

01:25cruiser can you it doesn't say their age if you uber someone it doesn't tell you how old they are

01:30right it shows their picture it does show their pick but i mean i don't know if i'd want a 70 year

01:34old uber driver not me oh the last driver i had because for opening day you know i i don't drive

01:41down there because it's just a nightmare trying to get out and he was very old very very old and it

01:46was he's very confused and i it he couldn't find it was bad i had to go find him yeah it was and i

01:52had to walk blocks and blocks lisa actually walked halfway home to find him i had ken helping me

02:00try and find him it was a whole big mess because he was very he just he didn't understand why all

02:05these people were downtown the baseball game the baseball game doesn't start until one god damn

02:11understand what in the heavens so an old driver busy can you meet me in ham tramek what the hell is

02:22the film or he probably still calls it like before it was the state theater whatever it was called

02:32before that that's what he calls it still are you talking about the metropolitan theater

02:38is that what it was called the game isn't until one why are all these people here i'm like it's

02:47opening day it's a big thing that's why i called you he's like well i found out don't get it

02:53i'm gonna have a hell of a time because i'm actually 25 miles away from you right now

02:59i had to walk to him i was freezing i'm like where are you he didn't even know where he was

03:05where you told me to be he gave he gave two streets that run parallel he was that like he

03:14he was like i'm at the cross streets of this and this and ken's like those two goddamn streets

03:20he's yelling at the guy on the phone he wasn't really yelling he was like give me that my phone

03:30and he's talking where are you

03:32and then like i think uh because ken told me the story and then they're walking like you know walking

03:47outside and then ken sees like one of these cars and it has a number on he goes are you number five

03:52six seven and he's like yeah he goes oh god damn you're right here

03:56he was just parked old guy was just parked

04:02nowhere nowhere near nowhere near the film war oh that's funny and that took me a long time to get

04:09home

04:10he's i love that he's just so puzzled why people are downtown so early the game's not till 1 30

04:18what a weird happening

04:20i thought this was going to be pretty cut and dry

04:24he thought he was going to have an easy day

04:26when he dropped me off

04:27some crazy chick wants to go to a theater at five in the morning

04:30okay get in line there

04:32you didn't understand why i was leaving downtown too

04:35must be some kind of goddamn edgar winter cancer

04:37still pulling in the crowds

04:43people love frankenstein

04:45what the hell is the film

04:49i wish i knew what that place was called

04:54like was it always the state theater

04:56i don't know

04:57prior to that it was the palms theater

05:02okay so that's

05:02are you at the palms

05:04it was built in 1925

05:08i used to run whiskey through there in the 20s

05:10exactly

05:11oh you mean the palms

05:13i'm right here

05:15okay i'll be there in a second

05:17the look on ken's face trying to find you a cock

05:20your driver was hilarious

05:22i saw his stress level going up

05:24he's like i might just have to carry her home my goddamn side

05:28he would too

05:32he's like lisa you're not walking

05:33get on my shoulder

05:34it's a large white man carrying a wet woman down the lodge this morning

05:37but again okay back to the story

05:40of this 70 year old uber driver

05:41i don't even know what i'd do if a 70 year old uber driver pulled up

05:44i'd be like

05:45in a pt cruiser

05:47in a pt cruiser

05:48this is my ride

05:49yeah

05:50okay grandpa

05:51you would be scared

05:54you'd be scared

05:54oh yeah

05:55he gets pulled over and is like

05:57i don't have any drugs

05:58but i don't know about bob marley back there

06:00you might want to check

06:00hey i'd uh check out this black fella

06:03this colored guy in the back

06:06pretty sure the colored guy has some stuff on him

06:11smells like something weird in here

06:14he got in i forgot to turn my lights on because of his weed

06:16yeah

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