The Show Follows Up On A Story About An Uber Driver That Was Attacked By A Passenger

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00:00First, a follow-up on the crazy lady that bit and scratched and took a chunk out of the neck of the Uber driver in Pinellas County.

00:08Unbelievable.

00:09This lady was out of her mind for at least a couple of minutes.

00:12Yeah.

00:13I think I know what's going to come out about this lady.

00:16Because they did say alcohol was involved.

00:17Yeah, she was apparently drunk off her butt.

00:19But I think she's going to do a defense of like, oh, I have some sort of narcolepsy or sleeping disorder and I woke up disoriented and boom.

00:26Yeah, maybe.

00:27Because she needs a criminal defense attorney, clearly.

00:30If you missed the story, we had it yesterday.

00:33A 22-year-old Uber driver was driving this 55-year-old woman by the name of Michelle Stilwell.

00:43It turns out that apparently her daughter puts her in the car.

00:50The mother is drunk and the daughter hailed the Uber.

00:54Puts mom drunk into the back of the Uber for the Uber to take her home.

00:59That sounds like the responsible thing to do so far.

01:02Until mom wakes up and starts choking the Uber driver while he's driving the car.

01:08Did you see the video?

01:10Her hands are around the Uber driver's neck.

01:15It looks fake.

01:16It just looks crazy.

01:18And this is the middle of the day that she's drunk, right?

01:21Froggy has a dramatic reenactment of what the driver was saying at the time of the video.

01:26Ladies and gentlemen, it's now time for Froggy Uber driver getting strangled reenactment theater.

01:33What are you doing?

01:38I'm just an Uber driver.

01:39I'm just an Uber driver.

01:41I'm just an Uber driver.

01:43This has been MJ Morning Show Masterpiece Theater.

01:46As seen.

01:47Hope you've enjoyed it.

01:49Here's some audio.

01:50Channel 8 did an interview with this guy.

01:52Listen.

01:53Starts screaming some curse words at me.

01:57Slaps me in my face.

01:58Screaming my daughter while scratching, strangling, and biting him.

02:03Deputies believe Stilwell was intoxicated.

02:06It's like reliving a horror movie.

02:08He wants to know why.

02:10We went to Stilwell's home for answers.

02:12The big question why the attack happened on Saturday?

02:15No answer.

02:16Uber is who I was driving for at the time.

02:19Has not done a single thing.

02:21Hasse Jr. says he's called Uber and is disappointed.

02:24I mean, so he's, the drivers claim that Uber, I mean, I don't know what Uber, do you want

02:28them to come put some Neosporin on the trunk, take it out of your neck?

02:31I mean, obviously you ban the lady, you make sure she doesn't ride in an Uber again, but

02:36did you see the chunk taken, it looks like an animal bit a, the lady bit a, what do you

02:46call it, like a quarter-sized chunk out of his neck.

02:49Does anyone notice the uncanny resemblance to Jack Dorsey?

02:54The victim looks just like Jack Dorsey from Twitter.

02:56Jack from Twitter.

02:58Driving Uber on the side.

02:59He's driving Uber in Penelis County.

03:02You want to get a hold of him?

03:03Just at Jack.

03:04That's how you get a hold of him.

03:05I can't believe Bath Sauce wasn't involved with all the biting.

03:08No, apparently she was drunk.

03:10She woke up.

03:11Who drinks, who bites when they drink?

03:13But Roxanne is right.

03:14I think that could be the defense, is that she woke up, she didn't know where she was,

03:18she thought she was being abducted, kidnapped, she's in a strange guy's car, that is going

03:24to be her defense.

03:25Roxanne, you are correct.

03:27You should have been a lawyer.

03:28You should have, exactly.

03:29Maybe she was like in one of those states like Joey used to get into when he was on Ambien

03:33and would put like mustard on his wiener for some reason and be like, what the hell?

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