There was an accident involving a walrus at a Chinese wildlife park and Dave shares the emergency back up plan he was taught when working with animals at a theme park.
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00:00you guys know that um i hate to even bring it up but it relates to this story that i i worked at
00:14a theme park and i hosted the dolphin and sea lion show right we had dolphin sea lions luckily
00:19we didn't have walruses well what at a walrus show at a wildlife park in shanghai in shangdong
00:28province uh a walrus hugged a tourist too tight the animal keeper jumped in to help and the walrus
00:41just tugged them deep into the waters at the wildlife park and they've died oh we did this too
00:51like the dolphins would you know clap and then the sea lions would actually you know we'd bring a um
00:56every show we'd get a little kid to come up on stage and the walrus or the sea lion would kind
01:01of hug and put its head and give it a sea lion kiss but one time i mean they're still animals right as
01:07much as you train them they still can go rogue and the one uh sea lion just slapped a little bit
01:12just like big that's what i would train and all the parents are screaming and you're like oh no
01:20and then you had to run that sea lion backstage oh reason everybody stay calm because of the
01:27walrus uh dragging people down to the dead
01:31someone to kill him quick
01:35help oh you're going to drown probably
01:39everybody hope you enjoy the show
01:44risky business though i put my life on the line every day at that dolphin and sea lion show
01:52yep gigantic never know when an animal can just decide i i'm pretty sure like a sea lion or a dolphin
02:00and and at any time could kill one of us no problem oh yeah you know yeah seal they got teeth
02:06we were trained in like emergency maneuvers you know yeah what was your emergency maneuver
02:11i don't even want to you probably you kill him like you just oh
02:15that was your emergency maneuver just kill him just kill him right in front of all those kids
02:21oh my god uh each one of us had a knife and we would uh how would you kill them dave i never knew
02:29that that was part of your job uh we'd kill them is what we would do is that what they told you how
02:35would you kill them though red flintstone sea circus we just had to kill them if things got out of
02:39control
02:53wow he snapped his neck
02:58they just beat him to death with bam bam's club exactly bam bam
03:03mr slate of course that was the final option right i mean if you if your life was
03:09in like it's me or him right yeah i mean i get that i guess but that was funny though what's
03:15your emergency protocol i don't really want to say
03:20oh i don't think
03:23you kill him
03:28and they like just chop this poor animal's head off
03:33yeah generally the other because there was always two of us that hosting the show the other person
03:36would have to be the killer as if if the one was going down
03:41the other kids watch
03:42oh just blood so much blood dave just popping out of water every once in a while
03:50spare him
03:50all these guys from the back come out shooting at it oh thank god it didn't happen no no we didn't
04:12have to go to the the final emergency backup bar
04:18oh that would have been a bad day barney get your cross
04:26kids are like this is like nuts this is crazy that guy keeps getting tossed around and screaming
04:31stuff when he comes out of the water kids are like whoever these flintstone guys are
04:35i could just see you someone too that got the seal on like a death grip headlock trying to kill it
04:47snap his neck as you'd have to do
04:52good night bean oh that was one of the names oh bean yeah i was like snickers the seal yeah i
04:58just assumed one would be called snickers that was the little baby one he probably couldn't have
05:02killed me though