Shower Pooper

Beasley Digital

During a discussion about how you realized you were with the wrong person a caller revealed something about a girl he was with that has a dirty little shower fetish!

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00:00Dan, good morning.

00:12You're on with David Chuck the Freak.

00:13How you doing?

00:14Support command.

00:15Support command.

00:16When did you realize you had found the wrong person?

00:19Well, I was getting this girl for about a month, and we took it slow, and then things started

00:25to get really intense, and she was over at my house for the night, and I was making

00:29breakfast for her.

00:31I said, I'm just going to go jump in the shower while you're cleaning up, and I said, okay,

00:36no problem.

00:37So she had her shower, and then I went and had a shower.

00:41I had a fairly large shower, and I'm showering, and I'm looking around, and I'm thinking,

00:45what the hell is all this brown stuff in there?

00:47No, no, no, no.

00:48I'm like, what is going on?

00:50So I just, like, whatever, rinsed it around.

00:52I don't know.

00:53Maybe it's, you know, she brought her own shampoo or something.

00:55Well, but a week later, she comes over for the weekend again.

01:00She says, why don't you have a shower with me?

01:02I said, okay.

01:04We get into the shower.

01:06It's then when she reveals to me that she has a secret fetish about pooping in the shower.

01:10Oh, Andy, Andy, Andy, Andy, Andy.

01:15They took that one hard.

01:17Andy, who brought in front of you?

01:20To my surprise, she smiled and squashed over the hole and pooped along right in the shower.

01:28No, you bitch, you filthy bitch.

01:31I kick you.

01:31I kick you in the face.

01:34I naked kick you in the face.

01:36Oh, you're squatting and pooping in my shower, you dirty whore.

01:42No!

01:45That was the last time she came over.

01:48Oh, that's so gross.

01:49So she had done that the first time.

01:51Yeah, she pooped right in there.

01:52And he stood in it.

01:53Yeah, he stood in it.

01:54Oh, man.

01:55And he was wishing it, washing it all down the drain.

01:58Oh, my God.

02:00It's her new shampoo.

02:00As soon as she started pooping, I tried to get out of the shower, and it's real precarious,

02:07and I bashed my face on the toilet.

02:10I'm like, I know.

02:11I feel like that'd be your last image.

02:14It'd be worse.

02:14What a way to go.

02:15It'd be worse.

02:16That's a bad way to go.

02:17You'd get all tangled up in the shower curtain.

02:20You'd fall.

02:21Boo!

02:22You'd go down, hit your head, and then you're alone with her.

02:27Help me.

02:28And you don't know what's happening.

02:30I'm bleeding out.

02:31There's a shower pooper.

02:32And then you wake up.

02:34And then it's a hot steamer on your face.

02:37I feel like you're covered.

02:39Yeah.

02:39You are.

02:40I'm covered in poop.

02:41Did you see that coming?

02:43Because it seemed like you were surprised.

02:44I kind of, the brown.

02:45I didn't know if it was going to go period.

02:47I didn't know if it was going to go poop.

02:49I was hoping for, I don't know what I was hoping for.

02:52He did, though.

02:53His shocked face was like.

02:54He seemed really shocked.

02:55Because I'm just picturing you're in the girl in the shower.

02:57That's supposed to be a happy moment.

02:58Oh, it's the bad.

02:59I mean, it could ruin chick showers.

03:01Probably not.

03:02But still.

03:02It's a phenomenal thing.

03:04And then she's like, says that.

03:06And then poops.

03:07She's all wet and glistening.

03:08And then she poops.

03:10And looks you right in the eyes if she does it over your dream.

03:14And then she's like, crushing it down.

03:17Like with her toe or something.

03:19You bitch.

03:20What are you doing?

03:21Like, how are you getting rid of it?

03:22Order.

03:23Order.

03:24Order.

03:24Order in the studio.

03:27Order in the studio.

03:28Oh, my God.

03:29I don't know how I would react to that.

03:30I think I would strike.

03:32Sorry.

03:33Sorry, squatter pooper.

03:34I'm going to punch or kick you.

03:36That is a definite sign she's not the one, though.

03:38Oh.

03:39Yeah, that'll do it.

03:39At least, yeah.

03:40Any kind of shower pooping?

03:45I know.

03:46No, it's just not for me.

03:48It's just the toilet's way better.

03:50That's what it's meant for.

03:51You sound like Christopher Walken when you're disturbed.

03:53Yes, I do.

03:54I'm pooping in the shower.

03:57I don't know.

03:59I don't know why you do that.

04:01It seems inconvenient, messy.

04:05There's definitely a process of getting it down.

04:07There's no positive there.

04:10There's poop right in the toilet.

04:13You're right.

04:13You've got to squish it down.

04:14Yeah, you've got to squish it down.

04:16You've got to break it up into chunks so that it'll go down the drain.

04:20Enough, enough, enough.

04:21Enough, enough, enough.

04:23One of mine would never get down.

04:28Thank God I'm not into this.

04:31I'd be there all day.

04:34What's Chuck?

04:35Why was he late?

04:35Oh, he had to shove his poop down the drain again.

04:37You know, he's into that shower stuff.

04:39He poops in the shower.

04:41Oh, man.

04:42That poor guy.

04:43He loves it.

04:44He loves it.

04:45He loves it.

04:46He loves it.

04:47He loves it.

04:48He loves it.

04:49He loves it.

04:50He loves it.

04:51He loves it.

04:52He loves it.

04:53He loves it.

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