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Beasley Digital
  • 4/17/2025
Dave & Chuck the Freak talk to a woman who called 911 about a man who flashed her at a bar and her story is filled with jokes about smaller guys.

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00:00a drunken man learned there must be a better way to impress women
00:13after he allegedly exposed himself to bar patrons in Wyandotte
00:17who were not amused by his actions
00:21cops were sent there on the report of the man who was wearing shorts
00:24and a black t-shirt with the letter F on it
00:26who then pulled down his pants to impress the ladies
00:30look at this
00:31ladies
00:32ladies are wearing dark
00:35ladies
00:35a feast for your eyes
00:37check out my shirt with the F on it
00:40the woman who reported the incident already had left the area
00:45this is like Dave after like a couple drinks
00:48this is Dave
00:50I don't get my dick out of the waist
00:52yeah
00:53put my F shirt on
00:55down to F
00:56I'm surprised you didn't whip it out at that Miss Dominican Republic
01:00or whoever was down there
01:02oh come on now I'm married man I'm not gonna whip it out
01:03no I know but you you know
01:04you were down for a good time I'll tell you that
01:07don't be ridiculous
01:09it was just a good looking woman I was just talking to her
01:11mmhmm
01:12I'm just saying I'm surprised there wasn't a
01:15the woman who called on this guy
01:16face full of Dave
01:17yeah
01:18um you were the one who called on the dick wiggler
01:21I did
01:22tell us okay take us back
01:25tell us exactly what happened
01:26this guy
01:28shows up
01:29and
01:30he just like kept touching and talking
01:32and I just kind of told him like
01:34listen I'm not trying to be rude
01:35but like
01:35we came here to socialize with each other
01:37like not you
01:39um
01:40which got his panties in a bunch
01:41which they were like black panties
01:43because I saw them
01:44oh sure yeah
01:45we were standing outside
01:48and there's like this gate
01:49around
01:49where the outside tables are
01:51and he was standing in the middle of Oak Street
01:53and Wyandotte
01:53um
01:55pulled his pants down
01:56exposed himself
01:57like was yelling obscenities
01:59and then we kind of said something
02:01like
02:01my friend Sarah had said
02:03um
02:04I can't see what you're trying to show me
02:05I don't have my magnifying glass
02:06oh
02:07so these guys assumed
02:09if he was going to whip it out
02:10it was something to see
02:11but you're saying no
02:13there was nothing there
02:14so then I told him that like
02:16you know
02:16my mom always told me
02:18to stay away from small objects
02:19they're choking hazards
02:20which really made him mad
02:22wow you had some good lines
02:23yeah
02:24you had a mistake
02:25and ready to ride
02:26Lisa loves a good small dick joke
02:28yeah she does
02:29two things Lisa likes
02:31I'm writing these down
02:33this is taking notes
02:34oh that's a good one
02:35good burn
02:36good burn there
02:37and a great big one too
02:38choking hazard
02:40very tiny
02:429-1-1
02:43okay
02:43so do you report
02:45like a dick emergency
02:46what do you say
02:47a dick emergency
02:47I don't know
02:48it was a really awkward conversation
02:50I said I don't know
02:51like if this is
02:52like what this would be
02:53but this man just pulled his pants down
02:55like I don't know
02:56if he would be considered
02:56like indecent exposure
02:57he just showed me
02:58I don't know what he was
02:59trying to show me
03:00like I
03:01there's not much to see
03:02so I don't know
03:03if you would count that
03:03as like a sex offender
03:04thing or what
03:05you were just ripping him apart
03:07even to the 9-1-1 operator
03:09oh my god
03:09it's on tape
03:09this poor guy
03:10this tiny dog
03:11and so I told her
03:13like I'm not sure
03:14what he was
03:14he just showed me his vagina
03:15like I don't really know
03:16oh my god
03:18that's the best
03:20at least he keeps writing these
03:21he just showed me his vagina
03:24obviously he was like
03:26little
03:26you know
03:27a little person
03:27but
03:28we had told him
03:30from the get go
03:30like we're not here
03:31we don't want free drinks
03:32like we're not here to like
03:33get hit on by guys
03:34we don't care about
03:35like I don't owe you anything
03:36did he wiggle it at you
03:37or just flash it
03:38not much
03:39he just flashed
03:41yeah
03:41okay just one
03:41there was no wiggling
03:42I'm dying to hear that
03:449-1-1 call
03:45yeah we're dying to hear
03:49your 9-1-1 call now
03:50with the vagina
03:51and the tiny
03:51I'm a cancer
03:52you just roasted him
03:54hopefully
03:559-1-1 yes
03:569-1-1 yes
03:56this guy though
03:59doesn't say what happened to him
04:00if he got out
04:01what the charges are
04:02wow
04:02that's tough
04:04at least he did become
04:05like one of the people
04:06in the background
04:06at a rap battle
04:07she was like
04:08oh
04:09oh yeah she was
04:10oh
04:12oh hell
04:15you said that
04:16no you didn't
04:19vagina
04:19vagina
04:20you said the man
04:21had a vagina
04:22it was 4-4
04:24it was a little person
04:29it was just a tiny
04:30little man
04:31with a tiny little
04:31winner
04:32you just let him
04:32have it
04:33you told the emergency
04:35personnel
04:36what
04:36what
04:37what
04:38play that 9-1-1 call
04:41you told the 9-1-1
04:44you didn't know
04:45if he could get chimes
04:47cause you couldn't see anything
04:49you couldn't see his genitals
04:51oh hell
04:54she was
04:55there's two things
04:57Lisa likes
04:57it's a great big Johnson
04:59and jokes about a small one
05:03those are two things
05:06Lisa likes
05:07size queen
05:08another couple
05:11size queen
05:12chicks
05:12hanging out
05:13oh hilarious
05:16you said what
05:17back it up
05:18back it up
05:18go slower
05:19say it slower
05:20what'd you say
05:20say it slower
05:22say it slower
05:24yeah
05:28I know
05:29that's
05:29you
05:30No.