00:00A guy down on his luck sees a sign in a bar window to win a thousand pounds, so he
00:04goes in to find out how.
00:05The bartender says, first, you have to knock out that big guy at the end of the bar in one
00:08punch.
00:09Second, I have a pit bull with an abscessed tooth and he's pulled.
00:12Third, you have to go upstairs and make love to my 400-pound wife.
00:14The gentleman declines, but after a few hours of drinking, changes his mind.
00:17He walks right up to the big man at the bar and bang, knocks him out cold.
00:21He then goes into the back where the dog is, and for an hour, they can hear the poor dog
00:24barking and crying.
00:25Finally, our hero returns and asks, so where's this fat bitch with the abscessed tooth?
00:38For an hour, they can hear the dog crying.
00:40For an hour, though.
00:42An hour!
00:43An hour!
