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  • 4/17/2025
Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a 103 year old woman who terrorized her nursing aide to the point that the police were called.

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00:00Cops rushed with lights and sirens in response to a call of a dangerous woman
00:13in the East Village the other day, only discovered the perp
00:17was born before World War I broke out.
00:20Oh boy!
00:22Mercedes Rios struck so much fear into the heart of her home health aid
00:27during a temper tantrum,
00:29the woman called 9-1-1 for help.
00:32Oh man, I absolutely hate you.
00:36Look how mean this old broad looks though.
00:38Oh come on.
00:39She's so tiny.
00:40She's this little 103 year old pretty much Yoda like creature.
00:45She does look like Yoda.
00:46She does look like Yoda.
00:48I really hate you.
00:52I really, I really do.
00:54The aid reported that this violent old broad was beating her up.
00:58Get out of here, you bitch!
01:00Prompting police to rush to the East 2nd Street scene about 9.30 in the morning.
01:06They couldn't believe what they found was a 103 year old woman.
01:10How was she beating anyone up?
01:13I don't know.
01:13Did she have a cane or something and was just like,
01:15Come out a little closer, I gotta tell you a secret.
01:18A little closer.
01:20A little bit closer.
01:23Whabam!
01:24Ah, you dumb idiot.
01:26I hate you.
01:28I hate your guts.
01:31You come here all the time.
01:32I hate it.
01:33I can do everything myself.
01:37Some people just don't, they don't want help.
01:39They can't stand like a nurse or anything like that.
01:43They just get real compatible.
01:45That is insane.
01:46Like there are some, there are some pictures out there of her that don't look like that.
01:52But that one is current.
01:53That one is, she literally looks like Yoda.
01:57When you say she's Yoda-like, you're not kidding.
02:01She looks exactly like Yoda.
02:04100%.
02:04Yoda before he dies.
02:06You know what I mean?
02:07Like, or like mother of Yoda.
02:09So you can understand why she's angry.
02:11Right.
02:12Yeah, she looks, she's Yoda in the mirror.
02:14But how is she beating anyone's ass?
02:17I just don't understand it.
02:19Secret I have to tell you.
02:20I hate you, I do.
02:24What is she wearing?
02:25It looks like she made sweatpants into a shirt.
02:29I think it's like an old broad robe.
02:31Yeah, I think it's a robe.
02:33It's a robe.
02:34But the aide says.
02:35Just like what Yoda would be wearing.
02:37She takes things.
02:38Exactly what Yoda would have on.
02:40She takes things and tries to throw them.
02:42She's tried to beat me many times.
02:44Yep.
02:44Come here.
02:46That's a rough job.
02:47I love the sneaky.
02:48Oh, yeah, I think I made a doo-doo or something.
02:51Come on over here and check it out.
02:54Did I?
02:55Did I?
02:56Did I?
02:57Wham!
02:58Ha ha, you idiot.
03:00God, I hate your guts.
03:01Don't ever let her tell you a secret.
03:03No.
03:04Shh, come here.
03:06I don't want anyone else in here.
03:07Come here.
03:07I'm not falling for that again.
03:09No, I swear.
03:10No.
03:10All right, what's your secret?
03:12Come here.
03:13All right.
03:13A little closer.
03:14Here we go.
03:14A little bit closer.
03:15Wham!
03:16Oh!
03:16Right in the eye!
03:18You're so dumb.
03:19Oh, you broke my orbital bone.
03:20Yeah, you're right.
03:21I did.
03:21That's because I had this brick right here.
03:23Oh, God.
03:23I didn't know you had all that weaponry in your Yoda robe.
03:25I do.
03:27That's why I wear a robe.
03:30A lot of weapons.
03:32Look at her hair, man.
03:33That's funny.
03:33Oh, that is.
03:34Her hair.
03:35Yoda would have hair like that.
03:36Yoda does have hair like that.
03:38I mean, if you legit looked up Yoda's head.
03:41I got to tweet it out so everyone sees what we're talking about.
03:43The 103-year-old woman.
03:45It legit, if you put her and Yoda right beside each other, you'd be like, the only thing
03:50giving it away is Yoda's green.
03:52Man, I bet even the person that took that photo of her was terrified.
03:56Did you see her eyes?
03:57You were looking like you were like, come here.
03:59Come on.
04:00Why don't you come here and get it closer?
04:03A little closer.
04:05A little closer.
04:08A little bit closer.
04:10Wa-bam.
04:13Hi, you idiot.
04:14You moron.
04:15I hate you.
04:16You're an absolute fool.
04:18The fact that she calls everyone in close and tight.
04:22She would have to.
04:23She's 103 and she's got arms the size of Yoda's and she can't barely move.
04:29I mean, look at her.
04:30She's terrifying, okay?
04:33She's terrifying in a small package, but you've got to get within her little circle of doom,
04:38you know?
04:38She's got to call you in.
04:40Check out her picture for yourself.
04:42See this Yoda-like creature we're talking about.
04:44Twitter.com slash Dave and Chuck is where you'll see it.
04:47Whew.
04:48So scary.
04:49I'd be frightened.
04:49I wouldn't want to be her.
04:50Dude, you'd be furious.
04:51You'd have to change her diaper.
04:52It would be terrifying.
04:53Come here.
04:54Yeah.
04:56A little dookie.
04:57Oh, my God.
05:03I gotcha.
05:04Rough job.
05:06Yeah, a real rough job.