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Immortal Great Grandma
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6 months ago
Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a 113-year-old woman who is now the oldest person to survive the coronavirus and has been through so much, they think maybe she's immortal.
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This is a nice story here. There is a new world's oldest person to beat coronavirus.
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She's 113. Oh my god. Oh, you can't kill that lady. No. 113 years old, just beat it. She lived
00:19
through both world wars and the Spanish Civil War. She's now become the world's oldest person
00:23
to ever survive the coronavirus at 113. Maria Branius, who was also, by the way, Spain's
00:30
oldest living person, beat COVID-19 after being diagnosed with the disease in April. She
00:35
self-isolated despite simultaneously suffering from a urine infection. Well, thanks for that.
00:41
The great-grandmother, who has 13 grandkids, was asymptomatic.
00:48
So she must not have any underlying health conditions then.
00:52
I think it's just luck. Yeah. Sometimes it is, but sometimes, I mean, a lot of these
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cases, there's a lot of underlying health conditions, and that's what takes you out.
01:00
How can you not at 113? I don't know. I mean, like, my grandma's 90 and she doesn't have anything.
01:06
Have anything, yeah. She's 113 years old. That's so crazy. Sometimes you roll a one, you know?
01:13
Like the doctors told me today that I'm a mortal. Yeah. Yeah. I'm a mortal. Nothing can take me
01:20
what I love. What I love those. You know a reporter was like, oh my god, you had COVID-19
01:26
and you survived. And she's like, yeah, but I got a urine infection. Like, she threw that
01:31
right out there. Because old people love to tell you what they do have going on.
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Everything. Oh, everything. My urine burnt.
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Urine and a tract infection. Oh my god.
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Which is so common for that age. And you know, cranberry juice doesn't even work.
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My biscuit of stings. Yeah. They tell you all the time.
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It's a Spanish old. It's hard to mix them. I'm trying to.
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Yeah, it's Spanish old. Old Spanish. I'm a god.
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But she's fine now. She's talking. She's walking. She's totally herself again.
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Aside from some small pains, she has nothing to complain about.
02:03
She's now the world's oldest living person at 113 to beat coronavirus.
02:08
I'm reminded of 13 years ago when I was 100.
02:13
13 years? I know you were 100.
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I thought I would die any minute.
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That's crazy.
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Been 13 years of that.
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And then she said we need to get that 113-year-old rod's blood.
02:24
Yeah.
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So we can fix this crap.
02:27
We'll ask her her secret and she'll be like, I drank 50 beers a day.
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It's always beer. It's always booze.
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Always booze.
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Beers.
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12 bottles of wine a week.
02:37
Shoot me.
02:39
It won't do anything, don't it?
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I'm like a vampire.
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It seals up like Wolverine.
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Actually, no blood leaks.
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I'm a morgan.
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My blood's all dry inside.
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I don't have blood.
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Pretty damn incredible, you guys.
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Honestly, I have some Irish uncles that, you know, they're no longer with us now.
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I guess they're like my dad's uncle, so my great uncle.
03:05
Right, right, right.
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They lived into their 80s and there's no way they should have.
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They smoked a pack of cigarettes a day.
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They were always wasted.
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They ate fish and chips as like a regular meal.
03:18
Like there's, all of their levels had to be through the roof.
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Yet, in their 80s, one guy in his 90s.
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Wow.
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I think it's because they were happy.
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It's remarkable.
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Maybe.
03:27
Yeah.
03:27
There's something to that.
03:29
Like in maybe not like a stress-free life.
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You know, stress does so much damage to your body.
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You don't realize it.
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Yeah.
03:37
Oh, for sure.
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Yeah.
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But if you, you know, if you don't have a big problem with stress.
03:42
Yeah.
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It seems to help you.
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So this 113-year-old, she worried about nothing.
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No worries.
03:49
Wow.
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She's like, I haven't had anyone to worry about in 27 years.
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Everyone died.
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We're going to need her to do something crazy.
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They're going to be like, that volcano was going to erupt.
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We need to lower you down.
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She's like, no.
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But the volcanic ash and acid and stuff doesn't affect it.
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Like they lower the rope down and they're like, nah, she's, she's probably gone now.
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Like that was a good sacrifice to this volcano.
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And then they start reeling it back up.
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And she's like, oh, hey, wow.
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It was hot down there.
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It was hot.
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I like the heat.
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It was a nice dry heat.
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Her clothes are all burned off, but she's like the mother of dragons.
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She's just fine.
04:25
All right.
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