Things You Wouldn't Want To Be Caught Doing

Dave & Chuck The Freak ask listeners what kinds of things they wouldn't want others to catch them doing!

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00:00what's your odd thing you wouldn't want someone to catch you doing you can be anonymous you can

00:14ask for voice changing technology the riff lines they are open hunter from houghton lake calling

00:19us right now uh what is it for you uh so uh when my girlfriend is i like to take her underwear her

00:27dirty underwear out of the dirty clothes you know and uh i like to see how many periods i can fit in my mouth

00:33like the marshmallow tricks well how many can you fit

00:37songs you know and like i'd be like four in there four not bad and then like if there's any more i'll

00:49just like wrap around my head yeah yeah you just sort of get as many in your mouth like a panty mummy

00:56yep what's that uh nothing never mind what if you die hunter what if you can't breathe

01:03no what a way to go well what a way to go that's the best part yeah that's the best part not till

01:09she finds you with a mouthful of panties that's a horrible way to find somebody dead

01:13and she's trying to save him and she's pulling out one oh my god like a magician trick

01:29three four five six pairs of panties seven eight pairs of panties nine they're all tied together

01:39they're all tied together like that long thing a bunch of different colors

01:44and oh she can't save him

01:51breathe damn you breathe

01:54this guy says i have psoriasis on my butthole i didn't even realize that you could get that

02:02i don't know i mean who knows he said i wouldn't want anyone catching me with one leg in the air

02:07rubbing cream on my b-hole to keep it from itching through the day that's the only place he has it

02:11i've definitely rubbed cream on my b-hole you've got the worst luck if god gives you

02:17butthole psoriasis you must have just been a terrible person in the other life

02:21you're like all right look you were a real douche uh give him uh butthole psoriasis

02:26just off the top of my head butthole psoriasis i'm pretty bad

02:29i don't uh don't don't put it all over him i mean he was kind of a douche

02:34don't don't give him like stuff on his neck and his arms and stuff just just right on the butthole

02:40yeah just right on right on the button jeff from gibraltar well when i you know go to shaving

02:47i like to stick my foot up on the bathroom counter to get a good picture in the mirror

02:52but i like to shave my taint hairs yeah i get some all off i mean you gotta gotta raise it up to

02:59do your worst back there you gotta get a good view yep yep all right jeff thank you so much i mean

03:07any of us i believe i think taking care of your undercarriage is not something you'd ever want

03:13someone to catch you doing i mean some couples share that moment yeah they do they've talked to

03:18us about it but i think the majority of people that's a private moment and you're in some precarious

03:22awkward really unflattering positions i'd watch the right girl do it oh of course i'm talking about

03:30ss guys me when i'm like how do you do it again oh careful careful yeah gentle yeah i don't know

03:40mine's like this

03:41real hot it gets real hot

03:58you gotta put it in a cup of water yeah let me uh just uh i gotta fire up my little machine

04:03stuff around the balls yeah oh you gotta be real careful

04:27you