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Beasley Digital
  • 4/17/2025
Dave & Chuck the Freak brought up a story during the "bitch is tripping" segment which involved a guy who suffered a horrifying ball injury at the hands of his lady.

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00:00Oh, another bitch is tripping.
00:17I'm not sure there could be more definitive proof
00:21that this guy was telling the truth about his wife assaulting him.
00:24Okay.
00:2538-year-old guy in Michigan City, Indiana,
00:28called the cops last week.
00:30After his wife accused him of cheating on her
00:32and then attacked him,
00:35she scratched his neck,
00:37she scratched his face,
00:39and she grabbed and tore his scrotum.
00:44Now, that last part is important.
00:46Okay.
00:48Because as the guy is standing,
00:50talking to the cops and describing what happened,
00:54Yes.
00:56One of his testicles fell out and hit the ground.
00:59Oh, my God.
01:01One of his balls fell out and hit the ground.
01:06That's all the proof you need right there.
01:08Proof's in the pudding.
01:11Pick it up and clean it off.
01:13Put it back in there.
01:14Yeah, does the five-second rule apply to that?
01:16Do you have to rewind it or something?
01:18Like, wind it up around itself?
01:20I have no idea.
01:20I didn't realize they could stretch out that long.
01:22I didn't know either.
01:23Unless it came right at detached.
01:26Yeah, it detached.
01:27It detached.
01:28The cops side rolling away.
01:30One officer stopped it,
01:32scooped it up.
01:34Got it!
01:35Got it!
01:35I got it!
01:35And got the guy rushed to the hospital.
01:38Did they say it was done?
01:39No, no.
01:40That's gone.
01:40It's done.
01:41It's done.
01:42It's done.
01:42It's broke.
01:43It's done.
01:43It's done.
01:44It's over.
01:45It's broken.
01:45Out of that ball, bitch.
01:46That is done.
01:47That testicle is done.
01:48That ball is out of here.
01:49That's out.
01:51That ball is broke.
01:52That's a home run.
01:53That ball is out of the park.
01:55That's gone.
01:56That's done.
01:56It's over.
01:57It's long gone.
01:59That's all she wrote for that note.
02:03Mr. One Note.
02:07It's gone, Gondy.
02:14I feel like this is Lisa Ray.
02:18I don't feel this.
02:21I love it.
02:21It's a celebration, though.
02:24That ball is out of here.
02:27That was funny.
02:28It's gone.
02:29It's done.
02:30Put a fork in that note.
02:34Yeah, there's no saving that.
02:35That's it.
02:36That's it.
02:37Oh, God, huh?
02:38They don't make any mention that he's going to be, you know, fine or that they recovered
02:42it.
02:42Well, he's not.
02:43He's got one ball now.
02:45You're okay.
02:46You're half okay.
02:47Your ball fell out onto the grass.
02:49Yeah, you're not.
02:50Never be the same.
02:51It's a bad day.
02:52Yeah.
02:53Turning point.
02:53I'd never be the same, even if I was just a guy standing there.
02:59And witnessed it?
03:00Yeah.
03:01Like, I ran.
03:01I heard some commotion, and I ran over, and Andy comes out, and he's like, oh, I just
03:05been through some stuff.
03:06And then I saw your ball roll out.
03:08Could you please recreate how you'd sound, Officer Chuck and Victim Andy, if this was
03:15you guys?
03:15Look at that crazy bitch!
03:16She tore my sack!
03:17She tore my sack!
03:18For your sack!
03:19What are you talking about?
03:19I took my hands in my hands!
03:21And then, bloop.
03:23Oh!
03:25No!
03:26Oh, she's gone!
03:27It's gone!
03:28She's gone!
03:28I got it!
03:29It's on my shoe!
03:30It's on my shoe!
03:30Give it back!
03:31Give it back!
03:31Give the ambulance airline!
03:32No, it's dead.
03:33It's dead.
03:34It's a dead night.
03:34Okay, I got it.
03:36I got it.
03:37It's a dark day in Michigan City!
03:39I got it.
03:39I got it.
03:40I got it.
03:40That ball is gone!
03:42It's over and out of here!
03:43It's done!
03:44Oh, that ball is done.
03:46It broke.
03:47It's out.
03:48It's out for good.
03:50Life's out for that ball!
03:52Give me a Ziploc, cuz I'm gonna give you a Ziploc!
03:54I just keep walking by.
03:56It's done.
03:56It broke.
03:56Shake my head.
03:57Mm-mm.
03:58Say goodbye to that ball, bitch!
04:00You ain't never using that again.
04:02That testicular is done.
04:04Oh, Black Lisa, you don't disappoint.
04:08No.
04:09Then that's roasted!
04:10That ball is doomed.
04:20Poor, poor man.
04:22Someone said,
04:23Tonight, Lisa way at the Apollo!
04:26That ball is gone!
04:29Say goodbye!
04:29Oh, she goes!
04:30She goes!
04:31Oh, yeah!
04:32The ball's wrapped up.
04:34It's done.
04:36It's out.
04:36You ever see the ball roll away from somebody?
04:38It's dead.
04:39Oh, yeah.
04:39That's a dead-ass ball.
04:41That thing is done.
04:43It's done.
04:44It's over.
04:47It's over.
04:47For that, do it.
04:48Oh, yeah.
05:04Well done.
05:04We're waiting.