Saving Memo

Beasley Digital

Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about an assault that took place on flight where a woman hit her boyfriend on the head with a laptop because he was allegedly looking at other women.

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00:00another crazy bitch in the news today uh this one on an airplane a woman flew into a rage

00:09on a flight and smacked her boyfriend with a laptop over his head for looking at other women

00:15how many other women are on this flight that he could look at well uh they were on an american

00:22airlines flight it was a sold out flight from miami and that's when things turned violent now

00:27we can't play most of the audio it is filthy we've got a little bit of it edited uh the full

00:31unedited audio though is up at daveandchuckthefreak.com because she goes off on him

00:36on this flight this is her there's no one you don't have to worry she's just crazy it's another

00:44big girl gone wrong yeah she's not is that her dude that's her dude

00:49yeah that's it's a bigger picture of her oh my goodness here's a bit of how it played out here

01:04on this american airlines flight out of miami we can uh it's not working here we go help him

01:14it should uh it should happen here too

01:16well when you oh god when you smash that thing

01:44his name is memo that's who she was yelling at there there was no ladies on the flight

01:55no there's hardly any and trust me it was boarding that it had most of that guy he was probably

02:00looking at the cart isn't looking at anything i can't win it for my cookies maybe there was

02:07something on his laptop he found oh i've never seen a big man move around a big woman in that seat

02:13he had so much speed he had so much speed what was his name memo yeah yeah finding

02:17finding memo finding memo saving memo

02:21please hand me somebody save a memo

02:29you need to get shirts with memo's face and like a laptop coming flying at it that one

02:38that like screenshot of memo saving memo save me you gotta have me i am a memo the the flight

02:48attendant the flight attendant that was behind who saw the impact of the laptop was shook she was like

02:56oh my god what have i seen oh my god what have i seen how is he not dead

03:00finding no saving memo

03:05friendships are made some are broken

03:11happy it's a me a memo

03:14please the bitches are crazy

03:17you're looking at all the girls

03:18we're in disguise

03:19she's going to get her bag oh my god

03:22i'm gonna get my purse and then i'm gonna kill him

03:25she is a monster

03:26please help me i'm a memo

03:28get me away bitch so i can go get my purse

03:30so then i can kill him

03:31don't you let her close to memo

03:32you think i saw children ready for the last month

03:35oh my memo head

03:37oh i'm gonna crack your middle sky

03:40oh you really heard of memo bad

03:43get that screenshot of memo black

03:47i need to see it

03:48memo

03:49where's memo

03:51where's memo

03:52where'd he go

03:54there he is

03:55oh please jesus

03:57let me out of here

03:59please let me out of here

04:01where is you going

04:02she isn't gonna kill a memo

04:04what is you going

04:06she's gonna kill me

04:08a memo

04:10i gotta get my purse

04:12and then i'm gonna get my laptop

04:13and i'm gonna smash it on his head

04:15don't let her get her purse please

04:17anything gonna be in there

04:19i got a brick in there

04:21she's got a brick in there

04:22it's a aim to ride towards a memo's a hay

04:24save memo

04:26save memo

04:28saving memo

04:30memo is fast

04:35he's got mushrooms

04:38he's got mushrooms

04:38memo

04:40that was like a wwe

04:44attitude era

04:46chair shot

04:47to the back of the head

04:48with the laptop

04:49oh it's so bad

04:51memo's a critically injured

04:52memo you guys

04:55i hope he's okay

04:56he's not

04:56he's not okay

04:58memo is a critically injured

04:59and lives in a very scary apartment

05:02with this lady

05:03who is a severely mentally ill

05:05listen to memo

05:06you're going to jump out of the plane

05:09slide down the

05:10secret slide

05:12i get to slide down the secret slide

05:14slide down the secret slide

05:16jump into the luggage machine

05:18okay

05:19will be whisked away

05:21as fast as possible

05:22you think a memo can do this

05:24i know you can do it

05:25memo

05:25memo can do it

05:26memo

05:27i love you

05:28memo

05:29i'm pleased in you

05:30i knows you can do it

05:32i love you to a

05:34a flight attendant lady

05:35just remember

05:39just keep a swimming

05:42i will keep a swimming

05:43thank you

05:44i am so glad

05:45this is a transcontinental flight

05:47and we are over the ocean

05:48for me to swim

05:49it is time for you

05:49to jump out now

05:50memo

05:50goodbye flight attendant lady

05:53with a deep voice

05:54goodbye memo

05:55goodbye

05:56goodbye forever

05:58say them

05:59memo

06:00memo

06:02they did not save him

06:08he fell really hard

06:11memo had died

06:12oh no

06:14but he died with a smile

06:16he was not a near that huge a bitch

06:18that's for sure

06:20oh memo

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