50 Shades Of Green

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Dave & Chuck the Freak were discussing the movies being released this weekend and a parody idea for one of them starring Andy could make it a blockbuster.

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00:00new movies opening in theaters today john wick chapter two the keanu reeves movie i like that

00:15i really like john wick yeah i like that first john i don't know if i'll go to the theater to

00:18see it but i definitely want to see chapter two and then 50 shades darker jamie dornan and dakota

00:24johnson back as christian gray and anastasia steel they split up at the end of the last movie but he

00:28talks her into getting back together renegotiates their relationship contract and then spoiler for

00:35the first oh it's a book for god i don't care if i spoil this movie spoil spoil any proposes take

00:39that bitches oh wow yes suck on that uh it's getting brutal reviews of course and um there

00:47are reports of people laughing at it during preview screenings that's not the reaction they were after

00:53i'm sure no they said uh one critic says there were laugh there was laughter when anna described

01:00funilingus as kinky effery funilingus it's like an integral part of plain vanilla lovemaking

01:08in 50 shades of gray that's considered kinky

01:11i don't know i guess it all depends what you do that's been part of the 50 shades of green for

01:18quite some time

01:24no that's a movie 50 shades of green

01:2850 shades of green

01:2950 shades of green

01:33here's our contract

01:34whore

01:37you can't leave please don't leave

01:39don't go

01:40be a lot of don't go please

01:44i'm sorry for what i said i'm sorry i'm sorry

01:48oh that is awesome

01:5250 shades of green

01:55i could totally see that

02:00oh you want to be on the radio huh

02:03there was a man

02:08this one i like to call 69

02:13for years he mastered his craft

02:18this is classic doggie

02:21a sexual

02:23master

02:24i bet you've never experienced anything like this check it out i'm going down on you

02:2950 shades of green

02:32try to describe this it's missionary with your legs way up

02:364,275 positions in one movie alone

02:4450 shades of green

02:50you know this isn't love

02:51it's been called

02:52spectacular

02:53pretty spectacular

02:55awe-inspiring

02:57well i'm gonna go to bed

02:59a non-stop thrill ride

03:01yeah i leave my shirt on

03:03you won't want the lights on

03:0850 shades of green

03:12i'm gonna need you to do some work

03:15i'm kind of sore

03:15i just ate a big meal

03:21three women in this film have been nominated for best actress

03:29you're gonna have to do something with that bush

03:3550 shades of green

03:43i don't know i like it

03:47that's a movie i'd see so much faster

03:50that's a good killer movie

03:52judge described this one

03:56and he's like smoking up on the couch

03:58when she comes home

03:59it's missionary with your legs way up

04:02oh man

04:09empty shades of green

04:10coming soon

04:11with the inner near you

04:12you

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