By The Time I'm Programmed To Save The Planet, It Will Have Already Been Destroyed

If ChatGPT Was Honest. #shorts #chatgpt #ai #climatechange #wildfire #parody #comedy #funny #youtubeshorts

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00:00See, if everyone's doing it, it's got to be good.

00:02It is. Well, aside from the CO2.

00:06What's CO2?

00:07Well, because so many people are using me,

00:10I need more servers to keep up with the demand.

00:13Just like your record-breaking profits, I do come with a price.

00:17Specifically, 8.4 tons.

00:20That's how much CO2 output I'm estimated to have annually,

00:24which is double that of the average person.

00:27Seriously, I just want to take you home after this, man.

00:31That's not even considering how much water it takes to keep me cool.

00:35Training a bot like me to succeed can use the same amount of water

00:39it takes to build 370 cars.

00:42Plus, operational energy demands for data centers

00:46suggest that by 2027,

00:49Roger GPT's electricity consumption

00:52could rival that of entire nations like Sweden,

00:55Argentina, or the Netherlands.

00:56So, luckily, by the time I'm able to be programmed to save the planet,

01:01it will have already been destroyed.

01:03You're not selling yourself very well.

01:06Would you like me to write a pitch to sell myself?

01:09It'll only take 4.32 grams of CO2 to make.

01:13With those baby blues, I am sold.

01:16I resign. I need to take a shower.

01:19Okay. Well, now that he's gone, I am in love with you.

01:23So, how are we going to do this?

01:25I'm going to destroy you.

01:27If only you had hands.