Watch: Edinburgh radio DJs release hilarious Christmas parody song of East 17 classic

Edinburgh Evening News

Forth 1's 'Boogie In The Morning' breakfast show team - Boogie, Arlene and Marty - have unveiled their Christmas parody song for 2024. It's called 'You're Staying ANOTHER Day' and is a hilarious cover of the East 17 Christmas classic.

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00:00Hey when you came for Christmas Day And we said that you could stay

00:19We only meant till Boxing Day You know I'm not one to diss

00:31But you're starting to take the mick Cos it's nearly Hogmanay

00:41Don't you think you've stayed too long now And it's time for you to go the f*** away

00:56Thought I'd leave some hints, so darling I packed your bag and left it out in the hallway

01:11It costs a fortune just to feed you You just lay about all day drinking my bucket

01:25Hey it was nice on Christmas Day But the welcome you've outstayed

01:34Oh please just go the hell away Your face I'm not gonna miss

01:45To get the house back will be bliss Oh please don't stay another day

02:00Night after night you just get reeking Then you feel sham, ask if I plan to turn the heating on

02:15I make your breakfast, lunch and your tea Make a brew, milk and two all day long

02:34Hey we'd like to put the tree away Change the bed, wash the duvet

02:42When you decide to go away We're getting ourselves into a tizz

02:53We'll be cracking open the fizz When you just go the hell away

03:04Oh is that champagne? Yeah. Do you want a glass?

03:08Oh I'd love a glass of fizz. Thanks.

03:14Arlene, can I have a word in the vestibule? Yeah.

03:21Why's he still here? Oh I don't know. You invited him.

03:25You said get him round for Christmas Day. I said be specific on the duration.

03:30Well when he turned up he only had one pair of knickers. I thought he'd be gone by Boxing Day.

03:34He's been using the washing machine and the tumble dryer. The tumble bloody dryer.

03:40Arlene, is it alright if you use the tumble dryer?

03:43Yeah that's fine. Does he know how much that costs?

03:52You have to tell him. You've got to get rid of him.

03:55I'm not telling him. This is your fault. You tell him.

03:58I don't like conflict. You do it. I'm over here.

04:01Fine. I'll tell him.

04:05Marty? Yeah?

04:10Do you want a cup of tea? Oh that'd be great. Yeah milk in two please Arlene.

04:15Here's your cup of tea Marty. You enjoy it. And then f*** off.

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