RXK Nephew Rates Kanye, Chemtrails, and Hennessy

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RXK Nephew give his rating on Kanye West, Charli XCX, Thanksgiving, chemtrails and more on this edition of Over/Under

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00:00If I told you right now I could levitate in mid-air,

00:02what would you think of me?

00:04I'd ask to see you do it.

00:05All right, 3, 2, 1, go.

00:073, 2, 1, levitate.

00:21I feel like it's overrated and underrated.

00:23You know, certain people do it for the—

00:25they need it.

00:26But that LeBron Hennessy,

00:28I feel like that make your hairline fucked up.

00:30It's going to start receding.

00:31It's going to be like—

00:32and then it's going to be over for you.

00:33I don't know.

00:34Because I'm a conspiracy theorist,

00:36and I feel like that shit is overrated.

00:38But Hennessy is just a New York thing.

00:40If I ain't got no Hennessy, I'm not drinking at all.

00:42You know what I'm saying?

00:43That's like if there's no weed,

00:44I ain't about to smoke crack.

00:49It's, of course, overrated.

00:51They say that Eve made Adam eat a fruit,

00:53and it changed his whole life.

00:55Made him pick clothes on.

00:57They had kids that tried to kill each other.

00:59That is a crazy story.

01:01It's very overrated.

01:05That's a fucking killer story.

01:06That's a horror book.

01:07As soon as you open up the Bible,

01:08somebody die.

01:10There's mad deaths in that shit.

01:12It's like, God damn, where's the peace and the love?

01:17That shit capped, man.

01:19I feel like that shit capped, bro.

01:21They capped it, man.

01:23Me ain't seen that.

01:24That's like saying you seen Jesus yesterday.

01:25Like, yo, I just seen Jesus flying through the sky.

01:28You can just be that crazy man

01:29standing on top of a mountain

01:30screaming all these conspiracy theories like me.

01:36Of course aliens exist.

01:37If a human being really think aliens don't exist,

01:40you are crazy and an NPC.

01:42You think this universe, these planets,

01:46and you think we the only people that exist?

01:49That's kind of selfish, man.

01:50That's kind of like,

01:52what they call them people, man?

01:54That just care about they self and just think like,

01:56I don't know what the fuck it's called,

01:57but that's just stupid.

01:59All the stars, all these planets,

02:00the way the shit's set up,

02:01we is not the only people.

02:02But we the aliens, though.

02:04That's what people don't know.

02:08I don't know.

02:09I got no answer for that, though.

02:10Coming up, trapping and shit, selling crack.

02:12Bro, Applebee's got two for 20s.

02:14I feel like they stole my swag.

02:15They trying to trap like they selling crack, man.

02:17All them deals y'all got is crack dealer deals.

02:20We run around here with three for 20, two for 20.

02:22You get two mils all in one.

02:23They trying to combine shit.

02:24This is crack dealer prices.

02:26Two for 20?

02:28Where you come up with that from?

02:30How do you just wake up and say,

02:31I got two for 20 for you beating everybody prices?

02:33Them niggas sell crack.

02:34Whoever came up with Applebee's,

02:35he had to sell crack.

02:36He got something to do with crack being invented.

02:42She underrated.

02:43She fire, though.

02:44I like Charli XCX.

02:45I used to listen to her songs when I was in jail.

02:48I think she a beautiful lady.

02:50Fuck with Charli XCX.

02:52We gonna make a hit song together.

02:55Nephew and Charli XCX.

02:57Featuring Taylor Swift.

03:00You know what I'm saying?

03:02Big shout out to Charli XCX.

03:03If you see this, though,

03:04just hit my DM for real, for real,

03:06I might hit you back.

03:07You lucky I got a wife right now

03:09because I'm slayed up on you.

03:11DM.

03:15Thanksgiving is underrated.

03:17I think that for holidays,

03:18people don't enjoy their family and shit.

03:22They don't understand what the holidays mean.

03:24We all have jobs.

03:25We all work.

03:26We all travel the world.

03:27But the holidays bring us together

03:29and we should appreciate that time

03:31because we here for a good time,

03:33not a long time.

03:35A lot of people be like,

03:36fuck the holidays.

03:37I'm not doing nothing.

03:38I'm just gonna do this.

03:39And I don't agree with that

03:40because I think we should put all our differences aside

03:43and come with our family

03:44and come together and just have fun.

03:46Let's all eat together,

03:47do what we used to do.

03:48Let's eat banana pudding.

03:49Drunk uncles fighting.

03:51That's all up, man.

03:52Because when you ain't got it no more,

03:53you miss it.

03:54And you'll never get that back

03:55because memories don't live like people do.

03:57So it's just a thought in your head

03:58that you're gonna have to think about

03:59for the rest of your life.

04:00Like, damn, I never got a chance

04:02to reunite with fucking family.

04:04So holidays for family.

04:05So Thanksgiving, go see your family.

04:07Go see your mom.

04:08Go see your cousins.

04:09Long distance people you ain't seen in a long time.

04:11Give them a hug.

04:13Give them a hug, man.

04:14Just give them a hug.

04:15You don't even know why you hugging them.

04:16You're just like, give me a hug.

04:17Why you hugging me?

04:18I don't fucking know.

04:19Just giving you a hug.

04:21Let's go eat some banana pudding, man.

04:26Yeah, the government definitely fucking with this guy.

04:28Hell yeah.

04:30That's all the government doing.

04:32I don't believe that it's just

04:33just leaving smoke behind.

04:34Like, what is they doing up there?

04:35Just having fun?

04:36Climbing trees?

04:37Just practicing?

04:38What the fuck is they doing in the sky?

04:40Like, you just gonna wake up and say,

04:41I'm just gonna go in the sky today and leave smoke.

04:44What do you get out of that?

04:45What is you accomplishing out of that?

04:47You know, like, the same person can really believe that.

04:50It's just jets.

04:52And that's some drunk old rich man

04:53that just wanted to go up in the sky.

04:55And it ain't too many of those.

04:57They fucking with the clouds.

04:58They polluting the air.

04:59I'm a conspiracy theorist,

05:00so I blame it on the government, man.

05:05Big shots out of the country.

05:06He is a genius.

05:08He's just a genius.

05:09He's a troll.

05:10He's mad, entertaining, creative, talented.

05:14He's a crazy person.

05:15He's a mental health patient.

05:16All the mental health patients is winning, you know.

05:18Michael Jackson was a mental health patient.

05:20Prince was a mental health patient.

05:22Bobby Brown.

05:23Whitney Houston.

05:27Beatles.

05:28All the niggas, man.

05:30Michael Jackson turned white.

05:34What you asked me about again?

05:37Yeah, Kanye West is fucking crazy.

05:39He's a lunatic.

05:40When he walk in on Thanksgiving,

05:42you just exit politely.

05:45You just slide, like,

05:46I'm out of here, man.

05:47This nigga just came.

05:48He just walked ahead tripping.

05:53What you think Michael Jackson

05:54would say about that?

05:56Michael Jackson created the moonwalk.

05:58If Neil Armstrong can't moonwalk,

06:00I'm not jacking it.

06:01He walked on the moon, man.

06:03Who got a picture of that?

06:04What kind of camera did they have, first of all?

06:05What kind of camera did they shoot that off of, though?

06:07Who took that picture, first of all?

06:09Who took the picture of this man on the moon?

06:12So they both went out there together?

06:14Why they didn't even mention him?

06:15Big shout-out to the cameraman.

06:16They talking about the cameraman never died.

06:18He was out there with no equipment,

06:20just flicking Neil Armstrong up.

06:22Like, yo, flick me up, portrait mode, right?

06:24Yeah, bro, I'm on the moon.

06:25Good looking.

06:26And they just never mentioned,

06:27give you credit for none of that.

06:29Who took them pictures?

06:31Shit made up, man.

06:32I don't know.

06:33Christopher Columbus, Neil Armstrong,

06:35they all sat in a room together,

06:36all for shrooms,

06:37and just came up with some crazy-ass ideas.

06:40Just like, yeah.

06:41Them the same people that said

06:42they saw Jesus walk on water.

06:47I don't even know if he a real person, though.

06:49It ain't got him on no bill.

06:50They put Benjamin Franklin on a $100 bill.

06:52He wasn't the president.

06:53All he did was stand on the roof,

06:54and he's on a $100 bill.

06:56This man wasn't even the president.

06:58All he did was stand on the roof

07:00and fly a kite with a key on it,

07:01and they put him on a $100 bill.

07:03He's a real person.

07:04Christopher Columbus is not a real person.

07:06They should have at least put him

07:07on a $10 bill, a $3 bill or something.

07:10Like, you telling me this man

07:11jumped on a boat with no GPS?

07:13He had no Apple Maps or nothing.

07:15He just got on the boat

07:16and said, I'm going this way.

07:18All his friends believed in him, too.

07:20They said, yo, we going that way?

07:21Yeah, we about to go this way.

07:23Just lick his finger.

07:25We going that way now.

07:27And just land over here

07:28to a random fucking country and island.

07:30This shit is a myth, man.

07:35I guess they made money off of it,

07:36but I don't know why they put Bow Wow in it.

07:38I don't know why they put Ludacris in it.

07:40And I don't know why they put Tyrese in it.

07:42Paul Walker was the realest person that was there.

07:44He was really doing his own stunt stuff.

07:46You know what I'm saying?

07:47Like, nobody else is real in that movie.

07:50Bow Wow, I never see him do a donut.

07:52Never drifted out.

07:53Tyrese, he don't even got a car.

07:56This nigga been a baby boy since the 90s.

07:58Ludacris, come on, man.

08:00He got pork chop sideburns.

08:02He been wrapping all chicken in waffles for 50 years.

08:05Man, I'm done with all the niggas, man.

08:09You wanna hear a real RxK Nephew response?

08:13I'm really a ghost.

08:14I really disappear on people.

08:16I walk out people's life.

08:17I really ghost people.

08:18They talking about he walked through walls.

08:19My mom threw me through a wall when I was two years old.

08:22I been thrown through walls.

08:23The nigga in me not walking through,

08:25this is a whole fiction.

08:26Santa Claus, David Blaine,

08:27all these people, these made-up characters.

08:29And I'm a real person, so I feel like

08:30I got beef with David Blaine.

08:32I got beef with Danny Phantom, too.

08:35I got beef with all of them.

08:38I've seen some of the specials that were David Blaine.

08:40I mean, this man really put himself in a tank of water

08:43and held his breath for 10 minutes.

08:45Mental health issues, man.

08:47Where was his friends that did not tell him to do that?

08:49You just gonna wake up and tell him

08:51to lock myself in a tank full of water and try to escape.

08:54This is crazy.

08:55This is severe mental health issues.

08:57Get your meds.

08:59I would be scared, personally.

09:00Honestly, as a real friend,

09:02if you just said that you was gonna do that,

09:04I would call the people on you, bro.

09:06Like, you need, like, the people to come get you,

09:08put you in a straitjacket, because you crazy.

09:10Niggas out here trying to levitate.

09:12You see Chris Andrews standing there hurting his brain?

09:15He just sitting there,

09:16ah, I can levitate.

09:18Like, yo, you're crazy.

09:20And if it's gonna be anybody to tell you that,

09:22I'm gonna tell you that you're fucking crazy.

09:25Ha!

09:27If I told you right now I could levitate in midair,

09:31what would you think of me?

09:34All right, 3, 2, 1.

09:363, 2, 1.

09:38Levitate.

09:53You seen it?

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