00:00day, Miami heat, they lose to the Phoenix suns 51, 15, one 12. Didn't even get a shot off.
00:08They had a chance to tie it at the end. What a terrible play it. The game just ended kind of
00:18poorly. They went a stretch where they couldn't hit the broad, broad side of a barn, but they
00:24were hanging in there because of their defense. And then it just got to the point where like,
00:31yeah, too much. Kevin Durant, uh, hit onion shot after onion shot down the stretch.
00:37We have a new thing. Uh, the heat of a new, a new, uh, species it's called half a third quarter
00:44because they went out to a 15 point lead in the third quarter, but then allowed a third,
00:50a 15 to two run to end it. So they went into the fourth quarter with just a two point lead.
00:55Yeah. What just happened? I always figure out like in, in it's it's a little, it's a little
01:03harder to do in football because it's not as fast flowing, but does somebody give the heads up?
01:13Hey guys. I mean, or do they realize that when the coach called three timeouts in like
01:2012 seconds, it goes, you know, I mean, look at today's game, I guess with the three point shot,
01:26you know, if you go on a little rut, but it was like, it was like Grayson Allen, Kevin Durant,
01:32three, three, I think Bradley Beal had an and one, or maybe it was Devin Booker.
01:36And all of a sudden you're like, Oh, we're up by only two now. Okay. Great. Great. Um,
01:42so I'm trying to see him open and not shooting it. I don't care that he had a terrible night,
01:48like leaving him alone as they should. You know, you could, I mean, right now he's, he's got the,
01:54right now he's got the touch of Deandre Jordan, but here's the thing. Most of his
01:58misses were like putbacks or the bunnies. It was brutal. It was brutal. Like he was near the rim,
02:05but they were still leaving him like four or five feet at the three point line. If he's not going
02:14to shoot it, like he has to shoot it. Yeah. I don't know. Otherwise he might as well just play
02:20in the paint the whole game. He did a whole lot of talkie talk in this off season.
02:26Oh, young fella in there swatting stuff. Oh, I told you guys West coast ball gets a little,
02:33it gets a little frisky. He does. Maybe it's maybe it's a six game road trip. Spo you don't
02:39want to, you want to have some players when they play that sixth game? I don't know. I think,
02:44I think it's just one of those things. Like he gets on the West coast. He's like, he wakes up
02:48and he goes and gets breakfast with Chris Quinn. He goes tonight to Kalel night because West coast
02:54bow because it is West coast bow. And then all of a sudden Kalel wears out there. No more Thomas
02:58Bryant. Thank God. I tell you, he didn't look terrible. You look great. Especially his, his,
03:05his job is well-defined. You protect the rim. He told, but if you put him and bam in together
03:16and bam, doesn't shoot your waist in two players. Well, that's the thing that's frustrating. Kalel
03:20gets in there. He gets an open three bang. Not only that makes it look good, look good.
03:26And then there was one where like, uh, Beals, like, he's like trying to get in there and like,
03:31he's like too big. Uh, just unfortunately he threw out to Nirkich who was in Steph Curry land
03:38and craziest. I didn't even know he was capable of that. I thought like he, I thought for him
03:44either. No, I'm like, what, what is, I'm like, what, what is this? Like Nick Batum and Nirkich,
03:49why is everybody, why is everybody Steph Curry around the heat? And he almost went 2020.
03:55It was insane. But yeah, man, bam is he stunk up the joint and he's been stinking up the joint
04:01on offense. Can't hit water. If he fell out of the boat. Um, I just think, um,
04:10like maybe he just hit his rut sooner than everybody else. Oh, he's rutting dude.
04:16This is a deeper problem. What are you talking about? You've been very hard on him.
04:21It has been unbearable to watch games with you in the group chat.
04:25Yeah, I'm a, I'm listening. We are about to, to institute some new laws up in the chat
04:33because let me tell you something. Every time you get close to the end of a game,
04:38it could be any game. It don't have to be the heat. It could be any game. Then all of a sudden
04:43we start getting the woe is me. I'm about to lose my bet.
04:47Gambling addict.
04:49Hold on. Hold on. But wait, did I not tell you before the game? You did because he dealing with,
04:56he dealing with Nirkich and they got him playing in the paint. Don't mess with him.
05:01Correct. That is what you mentioned. Yes. And, and, and if anything, Nirkich damn near had 2020
05:08making threes and everything. Cause ain't nobody on the court as tall as him.
05:12So I don't know. You're like, man, I'm shooting under 40% for the season. Yeah. It's, it's,
05:18especially when most of his shots are, and you want to hear an alarming stat in regards to bam
05:23out of bio. All right. I did some deep dive in last deep dive. What did you find with your snorkel
05:30mask? Other than the playoff game versus the Celtics that the Miami heat won. Okay. Bam out of
05:38bio has not scored more than 20 points in a win over a playoff team since February 26.
05:51Wow. And prior to that, the only other time he had done it was on December 25th,
05:59also against the Sixers. Basically what I'm doing, beating that game either.
06:06Basically what I'm saying is inflated stats.
06:13So, so, so let me ask you this then. Yeah. Then why did you bet on him?
06:19You got to break the trend. Also, I did that. Why are you bringing us the first that you come
06:24up with in the morning when you had that stat 12 hours ago and you said, ah, you know, I did the
06:31research cause now he's in a dangerous dance of he's due. Right. But here's the, here's,
06:36here's what, here's what I don't do. I don't bet any of my teams or any of the players I like
06:44to go less. I don't do it. If I have questions, I'm not rooting against them. I just don't put
06:52them on my, my car. You see what I'm saying? He wants to bet all of his favorite players
07:01and then he's upset, but you got to have an open, open mind towards it. If you know these things,
07:08if you wait, let me ask you a question. Let me ask you a question. Yeah. Did we not know before
07:16last night? Bam was struck. Yes. Okay. Okay. So, so cause now he's on the, he's due train.
07:24That's what he's going to do. And then he's going to wind up. Remember Mexico city? Remember that?
07:31Yes. That was two games ago. So I'm like, he's, you know, maybe on American soil this time. That'd
07:36be nice. American soil you're going with. That's the logic. This is no, this is the thing. The
07:42reason why he did so well in Mexico city, this all clicked last night. I did a lot of research
07:47date night, date night. She joined him in Mexico. They had a wonderful evening out
07:53and he was so rejuvenated by the love he was experiencing because now he operates with the
07:59love was the reason he was struggling. He is struggling. Yeah. You did call him lover boy
08:04last night. Did you forget that text vacation? Yeah. That's a different guy. I don't understand
08:10is his relationship hurting or helping him in your eyes froggy. Cause you seem to be going all
08:14over the place. It's distracting him from being the best basketball player he can be. And the only
08:21time he's successful is when he's off honeymoon vibes because they're having tequila in Mexico
08:26city when he's here, he's home, you know, he's just in love and home. He makes a different kind.
08:32He's going through, he's going through a stinker right now. He's going to get out of it, but it is,
08:36it has been a stinker. Like there's no, there's no denying it. There's no talking around it.
08:40He's, he's, he's, he's missing shots. He's been gun shy. Um, let's not, let's not forget.
08:49We can't not mention this for as bad as he's been. Tyler has been Tyler's ball. Awesome. Tyler's
09:00been balling dude. I mean, that's, Oh my goodness. You know, Tyler is Tyler is, is nuclear right now.
09:06He's doing everything. He's setting his guys up. He's been, he's been doing exactly what they asked,
09:11nothing but threes. And then when he has to drive to the rim strong, he's been doing,
09:14he's been getting to the free throw line. I would say, I would say back off Terry a little bit
09:19because Terry going to give you two or three contested threes a game.
09:26And yeah, but, but Terry's streaky. Like we know Terry's, Terry's going to give you,
09:31he'll give you a week of stink. And then like, he'll be hitting the craziest shots you've ever
09:35seen in your life. Yeah. But that's, that's just who he's always been. Yeah. So like you got to,
09:40and this is, it sucks because you want it when you want it. But if you take a month or two months of
09:46play, you look at Terry's numbers, you're going to say, Oh, okay. That being said that pastor
09:50Jimmy last night, awful. Jesus. I mean, that was Skylar Thompson ask dude, what the hell
09:56were you? Terry one, two, three. That's how many points you need. Why are you passing it to him
10:02going towards the rim? Yeah. Put it right there. He wouldn't have it. I mean, that was just,
10:08Oh my God. And then Jimmy was like, so confused. Cause he's like, Oh, I'm wide open. Oh, that's
10:13only because that's a two. Wait, let me back up. No, no, no, no, no. You Tyler, you, you, you
10:19buzzer. That was how they drew it up in the huddle. And by the way, the other play Jimmy could
10:24have gone to is throw it to bam top of the key. But why would you bother? Because he's not going
10:28to shoot it. Or if he is going to shoot, it's probably going to go out of the arena. That's
10:31the kind of thing that turns it around though. Maybe, but he, but he probably thought to himself.
10:35He goes, there's old bricks McGee. This is all going through. So let's have a little reenactment
10:44of the five seconds you have to get the ball in. Ready? Go. All right. All right. Here we go,
10:51Jimmy. Here you go. Inbound. All right. I'm going to go to Terry, Terry, Jimmy,
10:57wait, we need three points back here. You do it. The game over
11:12that was the play last night. If you really thought that don't throw it in the snow dance,
11:17that's what it felt like. Or in Marcos' case, Jimmy's like probably a rightness,
11:23probably writing a poem, you know, that roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm building a brick
11:31for me and you trying to get his brick house together for his family. I get it.
11:40It really, honestly, it brought me to a point hearing or seeing lover boy. Yeah. Get up on
11:46the court and see Tyler heroes having success. And why is Tyler hero having success? Not because
11:52he's recently converted to the men in black. It's because he has a song with his name.
11:59What a lot of bio needs a song with his name. What do you I decided what better way
12:05to help my boy get out of this rut than to give this man a song of his own.
12:12I Joe Wilson, Aja Wilson, and she won gold in women's basketball. I guess that has something
12:21to do with them in the heat. We have to get a little bit of a jump shot. Asia Wilson needs
12:30to get a great season. I think that your season will be amazing.
12:41And she loves him now that he loves somebody else. We just can't win. And so
12:54now that love is like my pockets.
13:11Yeah.
13:26Such a bastard.
13:31There you go, buddy. Hey, hopefully that fixes you, dude.
13:37Hey, that doesn't sound like a very positive. That didn't sound like you're giving them FBTL.
13:44Yeah. You know, a little bit of frog boy, tough love that'll shape them up.
13:49That also might get your ass kicked the next time y'all run into each other.
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