00:00Give us a break, will ya? We've only got one good hip between us!
00:07Lift with your legs!
00:09Don't tell me how to lift!
00:23Well, seems as though fate took a hand, huh?
00:26Yeah.
00:27Would have been simpler if you agreed to move my armoire in the first place,
00:30but it's a good lesson for next time.
00:32Cookie?
00:34Mind if I do?
00:35Mickey, I told you to stop opening packages!
00:37Oh, did ya?
00:38This hearing aid is crap.
00:40I heard, stop making sausages.
00:43Why would he say that?
00:46Heffernan! What the hell is going on?
00:48I'm getting calls left and right from customers waiting for drop-offs!
00:51What's that, that Howard Stern fella?
00:53It's Howard Stern. He's talking directly to me.
00:55Sorry, Supervisor O'Boyles, I got caught up in a little unexpected delay.
00:59Delay?
01:00Yeah, the thing is, I...
01:01I don't give a flying crap!
01:03Just unplug your head from your butt and get the route done!
01:06Absolutely, sir, I'm gonna be...
01:07Arthur!
01:08How dare you talk to that man like that?
01:09Arthur!
01:10Who is this?
01:11This is your worst nightmare, friend.
01:13I was in the U.S. Army, 33rd Brigade, and I'm telling you to step off!
01:17Yeah? Well, I was in the 42nd Brigade.
01:1942nd, huh?
01:21Pretty tough bunch. You're on your own here.
01:23What a wuss.
01:25Shut up, old man!
01:33Oh, you are home! What are you doing in here?
01:35I can't go in that house.
01:36If I'm in the same building with him, I'll do something.
01:38Something unholy involving him and that armoire.
01:41Now, just relax. What happened with your boss today?
01:43He beat me out in front of the entire office!
01:45And then he assigned me to package-shorting duty for a week.
01:47Package-shorting!
01:48He might as well have thrown a wig on me and called me Sally!
01:50All right, look, listen. I will go downstairs and I will talk to my dad.
01:53I'll just tell him he's got to...
01:54Got to what? What? Stop being a lunatic?
01:56I will start there, yes.
01:57Listen, honey, I'm gonna ask you a question here,
02:00and I don't want you to take this the wrong way.
02:02Does anyone else know he's here?
02:04Stop. Come on. It just seems worse than it is
02:07because it's like 100 degrees in here,
02:09and you've been breathing in a lot of pain thinner.
02:11Now, let's just go inside and take a nice, cool shower.
02:15Mmm, keep talking.
02:17I'll let you videotape it.
02:20Sorry, darling, I didn't realize you were home.
02:22Hi, Daddy. Heard you and Doug had a little adventure today.
02:26Indeed we did, and on that note, Douglas,
02:28there's something that needs to be said.
02:31I'm listening.
02:33You put a nasty little nick in my armoire.
02:37That's what needs to be said.
02:38Okay, you know what? Why don't you come inside, Dad?
02:40I'll make you a nice baked apple. Come on.
02:42I realize you were distracted by your boss's hurtful comments about your weight,
02:46but you might be a little bit more careful in the future.
02:49Your customers may not be as forgiving as I am.
02:52Baked apple. Right this way.
02:54Do you understand at all that you almost got me canned?
02:57It's bad enough that you trounce all over my home.
02:59Do you have to trounce on my job, too?
03:01That's too much trouncing.
03:03You think this living arrangement is easy for me?
03:05You think I like walking around here on eggshells?
03:07Eggshells? Is that what we've been getting here for the past year?
03:09You on eggshells? Well, thank you for holding back.
03:13All right, enough of both of you.
03:15Now, let's all just go inside.
03:17I will make you a baked apple. I will take a shower.
03:19Reverse that. Let's just all go inside.
03:22Douglas, obviously, my living here is very unpleasant for you.
03:25Perhaps I should make some other arrangements.
03:27Dad, stop it. No, no, no, no, no, no. I'm interested.
03:29Go on. Where would you go? Where would you go? Come on. Come on. Where would you go?
03:31I have options. Options?
03:33Oh, so there are several mental institutions wooing you.
03:36I'm just a crazy old man who can't hack it on my own.
03:38Is that what you think?
03:40Yes.
03:41That's not stopping.
03:43Let me tell you something, Douglas.
03:45I've been on my own since I was 17.
03:47I could take care of myself then, and I can take care of myself now.
03:51Where'd that door go?
03:53It's over here, Dad.
03:55Fine. I'm gonna get my things.
03:57I'll be staying at Mickey's until I can find a more permanent situation!
04:15You
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