00:00Hey! Hey, it's 8.30. Where have you been?
00:03I stopped at the drugstore and then swung by the Hamptons.
00:06The Hamptons? Yeah, where the sexies have their timeshare.
00:10Doug, it is a nice house. It's blue with a deck and those Cape Coddy shutters.
00:14What are you saying? You actually want to do this now?
00:16It's in this cute little town called Quag... Quag...
00:20Come on, honey. Let's do this.
00:22You went on and on the other night about how we shouldn't get involved with these people.
00:25Doug, we are not getting involved with these people.
00:28We'll be at their house, 70 miles away, and they'll still be here.
00:32Did you work that up on the car ride home?
00:34Come on, let's spend a week at the beach.
00:36I don't want to. Why not?
00:38Carrie, I'm gigantic and I'm fair-skinned, all right?
00:40The beach is not the best spot for me.
00:44Doug, I want a vacation. We never have any money to go anywhere nice.
00:47Oh, okay. I guess Hershey, Pennsylvania is not nice.
00:50A whole town that smells like chocolate. Whatever.
00:54But, Doug, they're offering this to us for free. It's like we won this.
00:58Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
01:00Nice! Yes! Thank you.
01:02All right, call them. Why do I have to call them?
01:04Because they like you. You're the nice one.
01:06Here. I will dial it for you.
01:08Oh, great. Thanks, because when you make a phone call, the dialing, that's the hard part.
01:18Hello.
01:19Hi, Tim. It's Doug Heffernan.
01:21Hey, Doug, hey. How's the weather over there?
01:23What did he say? What did he say?
01:25Could you hang on a second?
01:27He said, how's the weather over there?
01:29What does that mean?
01:30Do you want to do this?
01:31Okay.
01:32What's up, Doug?
01:33It's just that Carrie and I would love to take that timeshare if she's still floating around.
01:38What happened to your surgery?
01:40Oh, I don't need it.
01:42The coin worked its way out.
01:45Well, Doug, great. Then the place is yours.
01:48Yeah, just happy we can keep it in the family.
01:50Well, great. Well, thanks a lot, Tim.
01:51Hey, you know what? I'll bring the key and the parking permit over right now.
01:53Then maybe we can, you know, hang out and watch a game.
01:56You want to watch a game?
01:58Uh, just hang on a second, okay?
02:04He wants to drop the key off and then he wants to watch a game with me.
02:06So watch. They're offering us their timeshare for God's sake.
02:09Don't be rude.
02:11Uh, sure, Tim. I'm on my way.
02:12Okay, great.
02:15Thank you. I love you.
02:17Yeah, get off.
02:21Look at this, will you? Look at this!
02:24Hot damn! This is living!
02:27Okay, let's get the whole game thing going. What do you say, huh?
02:29Yeah.
02:30Oh, by the way, here's your parking permit.
02:32Oh, thank you.
02:34Yeah, I couldn't find the key, but we'll figure it out.
02:38Okay.
02:39Yeah, I couldn't find the key, but Dorothy will bring it by tomorrow.
02:42And I brought us some Dutch beers.
02:46You like a dark lager, do you?
02:47Oh, anything with alcohol would be perfect.
02:50I hear ya.
02:52Oh, boy.
02:53Clink.
02:54Yeah.
02:59You like racquetball, Doug?
03:00Um, maybe.
03:02Do you?
03:05What do you like? You like a nice jog, a hike, skeet shooting?
03:08What's your thing?
03:10Actually, I'm between things right now.
03:13Hey, you mind if I flip around a little?
03:16Oh, yeah. Single life is gonna be good.
03:21I can come over here anytime I want without the wifey breathing down my neck.
03:24Whoa!
03:26Boy, those Olsen twins are going up fast, aren't they?
03:35Hey.
03:40Hey.
03:43You owe me big.
03:45Tim is very unpleasant.
03:47You did good, babe.
03:52I said you owe me big.
03:58There you go.
04:04You owe me big.
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