00:00Any card, any card at all.
00:02It's traditional to pick from the middle of the deck.
00:05Fine.
00:07Alright, now look at the card, memorize it, put it back in the deck.
00:11Anywhere.
00:13Not there.
00:15Not there.
00:17Not there.
00:19Where?
00:20Anywhere.
00:21Okay.
00:22Not there.
00:23Whoops, queen of diamonds, trick over.
00:25You just ruined a thrilling illusion.
00:27You happy with yourself?
00:29Rain tapering off this afternoon, followed by partial clearing and a high of 60.
00:32Hey, you hear that? It's going to stop. We should go tee off now.
00:35Now? Come on, it's still pouring.
00:37No, it's not pouring, it's drizzle. It's a steady pounding drizzle.
00:42Yeah, come on, let's just wait, alright?
00:44I think your father-in-law is going to come back and try to saw me in half anyway.
00:50You know, I guess we could wait. It's just that the second the rain stops,
00:54I mean, everybody's going to go at it once. It's going to be a madhouse out there.
00:57It's true. I hate when everybody watches me tee off.
01:00Yeah, it's like they want you to fail.
01:02Thank you, yes.
01:04What the hell, let's just do it, you know? Let's go from the rain.
01:07You want to?
01:08Let's just get out there. Come on, tough it out.
01:10Alright, let's go. Let's tough it out, man. We're tough.
01:12Yeah.
01:13Come on, I'll get my poncho.
01:15Alright, let's go, we're going to tee off.
01:17Oh, no, not in the rain.
01:18Two times hit by lightning, that's enough.
01:20Last one left me a little rattled.
01:22Alright, you know, just make yourself comfortable here.
01:24They got my credit card, so if you want a sandwich or something,
01:26you can just sign my name to it.
01:28Oh, that's very gracious of you, Petey.
01:34Rain's picked up, huh?
01:35What?
01:36I said rain's picked up.
01:37Has it?
01:38Maybe a little.
01:40Hey, sorry the pro shop didn't have one of these in your size.
01:43Sure you couldn't fit into a medium?
01:44Not since I was 11.
01:46You're up, why don't you hit first, huh?
01:49You really want to do this?
01:50Yeah, we're tough.
01:51But you're not tough.
01:52I'm tough, I'm tough, I'm just saying.
02:01Woo!
02:02Oh, that's 250 yards right there.
02:05Oh, the wind's catching it.
02:07Alright, that's about 150.
02:09We'll make it all about 70.
02:1175, easy.
02:13You're right in the middle of the fairway.
02:14You're going to like that.
02:15And it was the best nine holes of my life.
02:19You know, once you harness the power of that jet stream,
02:21you really get a lot of distance.
02:24Uh-huh, yeah.
02:26Well, if it isn't Bobby Jones
02:28and Bobby Jones's fat, wet friend.
02:32Arthur, what are you doing?
02:33Where are your clothes?
02:34I decided to take advantage of that pressing service.
02:36Then I figured as long as I'm naked,
02:38why not get a massage?
02:40Thank you again.
02:41You're a very generous fellow.
02:44I said get a sandwich.
02:48You should probably cancel your credit card.
02:50Don't worry about it.
02:51Come on, let's get back out there.
02:53Actually, Ray, it's almost 3.30.
02:54I really should get going home.
02:56Why? Why? Why? You want to leave?
02:57Come on, we're having a great time here.
02:58I know, I know.
02:59It's just that I have something very, very important
03:00to do at 4 o'clock.
03:01What? What? What's so important?
03:03I'm supposed to watch TV with a guy.
03:06You're leaving here to watch TV?
03:08Come on, I just shot a 38.
03:09I got a chance for the best run of my life here.
03:11I know, I know.
03:12Besides, this was your idea, right?
03:13The rain, the tough thing.
03:15I'm tough here and you did that.
03:17Alright, alright, let's go.
03:18Come on, come on.
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