00:00All right, look, Doug, I do not want to get involved with these people,
00:02so no matter what they suggest, we say no. Got it?
00:06Fine. So what's our excuse?
00:07Um, I have a cold.
00:09Ew. What if they want to do something with me?
00:11Excuse me? I thought of it, okay?
00:13I get the cold. I'm nasal anyway.
00:17Go, go.
00:19Hi.
00:20Hi.
00:21Hey there, how you doing?
00:22Oh, I'm sorry, I got a cold.
00:26Come on in. Come on in.
00:27Okay, have a seat.
00:30So, what's up?
00:33Well, we have some news.
00:35This is kind of hard to say, and it'll probably be hard to hear.
00:41Tim and I are separating.
00:43Now, it's no one's fault.
00:44We just have some issues that can't be resolved.
00:45And we just wanted to tell the people closest to us.
00:51Oh, us, right.
00:52Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, no, uh, yeah.
00:55Sorry. We'll both be staying in the house until we can sell it,
00:58which could be a while.
00:59Tim seems to have bought on the high end of the market.
01:02Yes, I did.
01:04I did that.
01:07Well, this is a lot to take in all at once.
01:11Uh, if it's okay, I think Doug and I need to be alone with this right now.
01:14Absolutely. Let's go. Let's go.
01:17Oh, there is one more thing.
01:18You see, we actually have a timeshare out in the Hamptons
01:20for the third week in June.
01:21Here's a brochure.
01:22It's all paid for, but obviously we won't be using it,
01:25so we'd love to give it away to friends.
01:26Well, you know, that all sounds very nice,
01:27but unfortunately, we gotta throw you a no.
01:29You know, I'm, uh, I'm actually having, uh,
01:32exploratory surgery that week.
01:34We really would love for you to stay in the cottage.
01:36Yeah, well, can't do it.
01:37Cannot do it.
01:39Right, hon?
01:41Oh, right, right, right, right.
01:45Hey, say, Thirty, where you been?
01:46I stopped at the drugstore and then swung by the, uh, Hamptons.
01:50The Hamptons?
01:51Yeah, where the Saxonies have their timeshare.
01:53Doug, it is a nice house.
01:55It's blue with a deck and those Cape Coddy shutters.
01:57Carrie, what are you saying? You actually wanna do this now?
01:59It's in this cute little town called Kwok.
02:02Kwok.
02:04Come on, honey, let's do this.
02:05Carrie, you went on and on the other night
02:06about how we shouldn't get involved with these people.
02:08Doug, we are not getting involved with these people.
02:11We'll be at their house 70 miles away,
02:13and they'll still be here.
02:15Did you work that up on the car ride home?
02:17Come on, let's spend a week at the beach.
02:19I don't want to.
02:20Why not?
02:21Carrie, I'm gigantic and I'm fair-skinned, all right?
02:23The beach is not the best spot for me.
02:24I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
02:27Doug, I want a vacation.
02:28We never have any money to go anywhere nice.
02:30Oh, okay, I guess Hershey, Pennsylvania is not nice.
02:34A whole town that smells like chocolate.
02:35Whatever.
02:37But, Doug, they're offering this to us for free.
02:39It's like we won this.
02:41Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
02:42Nice!
02:43Yes! Thank you, honey.
02:44All right, call them.
02:46Why do I have to call them?
02:47Because they like you.
02:48You're the nice one.
02:49Here, I will dial it for you.
02:51Oh, great, thanks, because when you make a phone call,
02:53you have to call the dialing, that's the hard part.
03:01Hello.
03:02Hi, Tim, it's Doug Heffernan.
03:04Hey, Doug, hey.
03:05How's the weather over there?
03:07What did he say?
03:08What did he say?
03:09Could you hang on a second?
03:10He said, how's the weather over there?
03:13What does that mean?
03:14Do you want to do this?
03:15What's up, Doug?
03:17Just that Carrie and I would love to take that time share
03:20if she's still floating around.
03:21What happened to your surgery?
03:23Oh, uh, I don't need it.
03:26The coin worked its way out.
03:31Well, great, then the place is yours.
03:35Just happy we can keep it in the family.
03:36Well, great, well, thanks a lot, Tim.
03:37You know what?
03:38I'll bring the key and the parking permit over right now.
03:40Then maybe we can, you know, hang out and watch a game.
03:42You want to watch a game?
03:45Just hang on a second, okay?
03:47Huh?
03:48Hmm?
03:49Hmm?
03:50He wants to drop the key off,
03:52and he wants to watch a game with me.
03:53So watch!
03:54They're offering us their time share for God's sake.
03:56Don't be rude.
03:57Well, uh, sure, Tim.
03:58On my way.
03:59Okay, great.
04:01I love you.
04:02Yeah, get a walk.
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