00:00When the knock-offs hit the market, we're gonna be hemorrhaging red ink!
00:02It's not my fault, it's those lazy American workers sucking us dry with their fat paychecks and their bloated benefits!
00:07You had to give them dental.
00:09I didn't know what I was signing!
00:14Look, maybe the thing to do is bring in somebody fresh.
00:20What do you mean?
00:22Just somebody to run the day-to-day operation. You know, make the company lean and mean.
00:26You trying to squeeze me out?
00:27No!
00:28I knew it from the beginning. You were just waiting to put a boot in my ass!
00:30You're crazy, old man, crazy!
00:32You ungrateful punk! I made you!
00:35I'm sorry. I'm just trying to figure a way out of this thing.
00:40Well, there may be one way out.
00:45What?
00:46We torch the factory for the insurance money.
00:50What if somebody gets hurt or killed?
00:53Then God help us all.
00:58I have to go.
01:20I feel nauseous.
01:22No, you don't.
01:23Mary, all I've had all day is pickled carrot,
01:26A box of Tic Tacs, two raw eggs, and some plant food.
01:29Just take deep breaths. You'll be fine.
01:46I'm gonna throw up.
01:48Don't. If you throw up, I will leave you.
01:51Sorry, I'm just out of my hands.
01:53I can't... eat.
02:24Hey, thanks again for coming tonight.
02:26So how's your stomach feeling?
02:28Scared. A little hurt.
02:31Poor baby. As soon as we get home, I will make you something to settle it.
02:36Maybe, like, a couple pieces of toast.
02:39Okay.
02:41Maybe some cheese and salami in between them.
02:54CRUNCH
02:57CRUNCH
03:01CRUNCH
03:06CRUNCH
03:09CRUNCH
03:17FART
03:20FART
03:37FART
03:49FART
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