00:00honey lordy lordy lord what are you doing I just ate an entire you log I was
00:13saving for Christmas now I'm even fatter and we have no holiday dessert
00:20honey you got out your wedding dress you're right I couldn't even zip it up
00:26just a big fat you just can't reach the zipper here let me inhale a little
00:38anymore there you go I'm dizzy
00:47so what you know who cares you still look great no I don't talk the day I
00:55wore this dress three years ago that's the best I'm ever gonna look it's all
00:59downhill from here this is my mother's dress one day I'm gonna fill out this
01:06entire thing give me give me the dress what are you doing I'm gonna put on your
01:13mother's dress why why cuz it'd be way too small for me which means that even
01:18if you do get to be as big as her I'll still be bigger which means you'll
01:22always always be my skinny wife
01:32actually it needs to be taken in a little
01:37Harry just I'm begging you to let go of this I want you to stop feeling bad I
01:44want us to laugh I want us to have sex the sweet love of God I want a sandwich
01:54listen to me I think you're beautiful you'll always always be beautiful
02:00you're right yes right what if I do get fat just come in under a metric ton
02:09we're sad hey Sagan's great what if I get stretch marks and retain water I
02:15love water look at you in this thing you're liking this aren't you what's
02:25scaring me something feels right
02:32Douglas a little advice or a slip with that
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