Someone really had to say it

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00:00I'd like a large coffee.

00:02Okay, so hot coffee?

00:04Hot coffee.

00:05Okay, room for cream?

00:07Totally leave room for cream.

00:09Why are you talking like that?

00:11Why are you talking like that?

00:13Because this is my voice?

00:14This is my voice.

00:15No, it's not. I heard you talking a minute ago. I know you don't talk like that.

00:18Neither do you, because nobody actually talks like this.

00:21You choose to talk like this, and today I chose to talk like this.

00:24Pretty fucking annoying, isn't it?

00:26Why are you so rude, man?

00:27Just stop doing that.

00:29I can't help it. This is my voice.

00:30No, it's not. It's an affectation that annoying teenagers and rich people use to sound like they don't give a shit.

00:38Except you work in a coffee shop, so I know you're not rich, and you don't look like a teenager.

00:43Unless you're Eunice Kennedy Shriver. Knock it off.

00:46So just because I talk like this means I don't give a shit?

00:49And what exactly am I supposed to not give a shit about?

00:52That's an excellent question to ask yourself in your actual voice.

00:56Excuse me. Some of us would like to order.

01:00Fucking rude.

01:03You're a total dick, man.

01:05There. There you go. Good. You're talking.

01:10Wow.