00:00Hey, hey, hey, I'm fat Greg Bert here to teach you how to give a hickey. How am I qualified to give you this tutorial?
00:05Well, I'm not a virgin. Oh, yeah. She's got the right idea now. Just suck. There you go tutorial over all the hickeys
00:12I really hope you do have a babies. You're like a four and a five. She does not look comfortable with that situation
00:18Okay, I already knew this cuz I know everything a hickey is broken blood vessels in your neck
00:22It's basically your significant other hating you enough to damage your skin screw you looking good
00:26I want to damage you and I want everyone to know it. Okay, so maybe that's my warped twist on a hickey. Shut up
00:30It's domestic violence. No, it's not. What you do is you put your mouth against the side of their neck in a kissing shape
00:35What are you talking about? You can literally just do this. Ah, it doesn't have to be in a kissing shape
00:39You could literally just pretend you're a leech trying to suck their blood
00:43I'm the Edward Cullen of hickeys, baby
00:46If you really aren't good at suction you can nibble with your teeth. That's terrible advice
00:50Don't nibble if you aren't good at suction you suck. Haha. You see what I did there
00:55Yes, giving a hickey hurts the person you're doing it to um, no, it doesn't not if you're actively having sex
01:00It actually feels really really good. I don't know. Maybe this is me. How do you give a hickey?
01:04I never figured it out and I kind of want to know literally just stick your mouth on their neck and go
01:09Suck the hardest you've ever sucked in your whole sucky life, and I think we should stop beating this dead horse
01:14You know what a hickey is now. You may all go in peace
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