00:00 (knocking)
00:02 - What you doing?
00:06 - Trying to write my speech for the funeral.
00:09 - Mm, not easy, is it?
00:12 - No.
00:13 Where's Dale?
00:15 - Oh, he was wandering around, afraid to sit anywhere,
00:17 so I sent him home.
00:19 Anyway, you wanna read me what you got?
00:22 - George was a good husband, a good father,
00:29 and a good coach.
00:31 - Keep going.
00:33 - No, that's all I got.
00:34 - Oh, short and sweet.
00:37 Leave 'em wanting more.
00:39 - I don't know how to do this.
00:41 - Oh, honey.
00:42 Why would ya?
00:45 - How did you get through Dad's funeral?
00:48 - You're gonna think less of me.
00:51 - I won't.
00:52 - I drank tequila and smoked a marijuana cigarette.
00:55 - Oh, Mom.
00:57 - Don't knock it 'til you try it.
01:00 - I'll have you know
01:01 that I took a couple of puffs my senior year of high school.
01:05 - The devil's lettuce?
01:07 - George gave it to me.
01:09 - I knew he was a bad influence.
01:11 (laughing)
01:13 - It was the night before he shipped out to Vietnam,
01:16 and we snuck into my bedroom and we, you know.
01:22 - Mary took her.
01:23 - I wanted to make sure he knew what he was fighting for.
01:28 - See, that's a story you should tell at the service.
01:31 - In my church, in front of my children.
01:33 - It's patriotic.
01:35 - I can't help feeling like something's wrong with me.
01:41 - What are you talking about?
01:43 - I know it doesn't make sense, but
01:45 I am mad at him for leaving me.
01:49 - Yeah, I get that.
01:50 - You do?
01:51 - I was mad at your daddy when he passed.
01:55 - How did you get over it?
01:57 - Time.
01:58 And Dale helps.
02:01 Don't tell him, please.
02:02 - I'm happy you found each other.
02:06 - You're still young, honey.
02:07 - No.
02:10 That's it for me.
02:12 I'm done.
02:13 - I'll leave you to it.
02:16 - Thanks.
02:18 - And listen, if you can't think of anything
02:21 complimentary to say, just make stuff up.
02:24 Nobody's gonna call you on it.
02:26 - Nobody's gonna call you on it?
02:27 - Sheldon will.
02:29 - Yeah, Sheldon will.
02:33 (laughing)
02:36 (static)
02:38 [BLANK_AUDIO]
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