00:00 -Ugh. Even as a child,
00:02 I was always doing things to make other people happy.
00:04 -Doing things to make other people happy?
00:07 You've got to be kidding me.
00:09 -You -- Don't read over my shoulder.
00:11 -Well, are you writing your memoir or a fantasy novel?
00:14 -For your information, the word "memoir" comes from "memory,"
00:18 and these memories are mine.
00:19 -And since when do you go out of your way
00:22 to make other people happy?
00:24 -How about once a year on your birthday?
00:27 -Other than that, when?
00:28 -All the time. -Sheldon, while I was giving birth,
00:31 you zoomed into a seminar.
00:32 -You were taking forever to dilate,
00:34 and I'd already made my contribution to the project,
00:37 which, need I remind you, was on your birthday.
00:41 -Thank you.
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