00:00What you doing?
00:07Trying to write my speech for the funeral.
00:10Not easy, is it?
00:12No. Where's Dale?
00:15Oh, he was wandering around, afraid to sit anywhere, so I sent him home.
00:19Anyway, you want to read me what you got?
00:23George was a good husband, a good father, and a good coach.
00:31Keep going.
00:33No, that's all I got.
00:35Oh? Short and sweet. Leave them wanting more.
00:39I don't know how to do this.
00:41Oh, honey.
00:43Why would you?
00:45How did you get through Dad's funeral?
00:48You're going to think less of me.
00:51I won't.
00:52I drank tequila and smoked a marijuana cigarette.
00:55Oh, Mom.
00:57Don't knock it till you try it.
01:00I'll have you know that I took a couple of puffs my senior year of high school.
01:06The devil's lettuce?
01:08George gave it to me.
01:10I knew he was a bad influence.
01:15It was the night before he shipped out to Vietnam.
01:19And we snuck into my bedroom and we, you know.
01:23Mary took her.
01:26I wanted to make sure he knew what he was fighting for.
01:30See, that's a story you should tell at the service.
01:33In my church, in front of my children.
01:35It's patriotic.
01:39I can't help feeling like something's wrong with me.
01:43What are you talking about?
01:45I know it doesn't make sense, but I am mad at him for leaving me.
01:51Yeah, I get that.
01:52You do?
01:54I was mad at your daddy when he passed.
01:56How did you get over it?
01:58Time.
02:01And Dale helps.
02:02Don't tell him, please.
02:05I'm happy you found each other.
02:07You're still young, honey.
02:10No.
02:13That's it for me.
02:14I'm done.
02:17I'll leave you to it.
02:19Thanks.
02:21And listen, if you can't think of anything complimentary to say, just make stuff up.
02:26Nobody's going to call you on it.
02:28Sheldon will.
02:31Yeah.
02:32Sheldon will.
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