00:00Hey.
00:02Hello.
00:03Studying for a test?
00:05Studying to take the bar exam.
00:07Meemaw's going to need a smart lawyer by the time we find one.
00:09I could just learn how to do it.
00:11Seriously?
00:12Common law was invented by a bunch of English farmers in the Middle Ages.
00:14I think I can hack it.
00:16Alright, what do you got?
00:17Well, have you ever heard of Vincent the Chin Gigante?
00:20He a boxer?
00:21He was originally, good for you.
00:23But he's better known as a major crime boss who managed to stay out of prison
00:26by employing the legal doctrine of mens rea.
00:29Which is?
00:30He pretended to be nuts.
00:31He wandered the streets of New York in a bathrobe.
00:33He had poor personal hygiene.
00:34He mumbled to himself all the cuckoo classics.
00:36Well, if you need someone to testify that she's off her rocker, you give me a call.
00:40Thank you.
00:41Toilet's backed up.
00:43What? Don't look at me. I just got home.
00:45Yeah, but it's had years of you.
00:47I'll check it out.
00:50Come on, little buddy.
00:52You can do it.
00:54Talk to me.
00:56There you go.
00:58Clear it out.
01:07Years.
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