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00:10Come in.
00:12What are you doing?
00:14I can't sleep. This is the biggest decision of my life.
00:18What's all this?
00:19I'm employing an algorithm to assign points to each score
00:21so I can statistically decide which is the best.
00:23Mm.
00:25How about eeny, meeny, miny, moe?
00:28I won't miss you.
00:29Same. What school's winning?
00:31I've narrowed it down to Caltech and MIT.
00:33Geographically equidistant, so the travel time home
00:35would be about the same.
00:37Caltech has Stephen Hawking, which is exciting,
00:39but he doesn't want a Nobel Prize,
00:40unlike Henry Kindle of MIT, who recently did.
00:43What's this little guy?
00:45Both schools' mascot is a beaver.
00:46Not pertinent to my needs, but amusing nonetheless.
00:50Well, if you want my opinion,
00:52I say pick the one that's near the beach in Hollywood.
00:54I hate those. Advantage MIT.
00:56Where's that?
00:57Boston.
00:58So, what's your gut say?
01:00Doesn't say anything. It's not a thinking organ.
01:02Fine. What's your Spidey sense tell you?
01:06Spidey sense warns Peter Parker of imminent danger.
01:09Doesn't help him pick schools.
01:12Well, the important thing is, no matter where you go,
01:16gonna turn this room into a dance studio.
01:19Mm-hmm.
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