00:00Evan upgraded my computer, which made it smarter.
00:03There was one problem.
00:05The darn thing was smarter than me, check.
00:10What are you doing here?
00:11What are you doing here?
00:12Mandy and I had a little disagreement.
00:14I'm giving her some space to cool off.
00:16That seems wise. You can be quite annoying.
00:18I thought you were staying at your dorm.
00:21I was. My roommate violated my Tandy.
00:23Who's Tandy?
00:26Oh, that's sick.
00:28That's what I said.
00:30Mind if I crash here tonight?
00:31I do.
00:32Yeah, well, I'm crashing here tonight.
00:34Fine.
00:36Let me ask you a question.
00:37Can you un-baptize somebody?
00:39Well, since it's a magical ceremony
00:41that doesn't mean anything, then sure, why not?
00:43In the name of science and reason, I un-baptize you.
00:46No, not me. Put it back.
00:48Oh, okay.
00:49Control-Z. You're baptized.
00:51Thanks.
00:52And it's not for me. It's for my daughter.
00:55Mom baptized her in the kitchen sink,
00:57and Mandy's mom did it in a Catholic church.
00:59Sure, Baptists versus Catholics.
01:01Much blood was shed over that in the 1500s.
01:04They did it without telling us.
01:05Rude.
01:06Anyway, Mandy's on a war path,
01:08and all they were trying to do was help.
01:10Well, you're lucky it was just a baby and not a computer.
01:13It don't look broken.
01:15Doesn't, and it isn't.
01:17Ain't.
01:18Point is, my roommate went behind my back.
01:20Did he at least mean well?
01:22Absolutely. He's a nice fella.
01:24Then what's your problem?
01:25I'll show you.
01:28Check. Checkmate. Computer wins.
01:31And it's sent to novice level.
01:33I don't understand a damn thing I'm looking at.
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