- 2 years ago
Chris Klemmer
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00:00 Do you think I'm right or wrong?
00:01 I have no idea.
00:02 This way!
00:03 Tommy!
00:03 I'm gonna puke, I'm gonna puke.
00:05 [vomiting]
00:06 Oh boy.
00:07 That might have been dumb.
00:08 No, we're good!
00:08 I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.
00:10 [crickets chirping]
00:16 [sped up audio]
00:18 My name is Chris Klemer.
00:20 I'm at Edge at Hudson Yards,
00:22 and I love New York City.
00:25 I was born here,
00:26 I moved back here in my 30s,
00:28 I moved back here again in my 40s.
00:30 There's an energy and excitement about New York
00:32 that is completely unique.
00:34 And I wanted to merge my love for New York City
00:37 with my job at Barstool Sports.
00:39 So what I did was I took five teams
00:42 and had them race to various historical monuments
00:45 all across New York City.
00:46 Those teams are
00:48 Fiance,
00:49 Marty Mush,
00:50 and Rhea.
00:51 Sisters,
00:52 Fran,
00:53 and Gia.
00:54 Podcast partners from Twisted History,
00:56 Bibs, and Large.
00:59 Sworn enemies,
01:00 Meek Phil and Tommy Smokes.
01:03 And a group of three that have the brainpower of two.
01:06 Hugs,
01:07 Doobz,
01:07 and Dana Beers.
01:09 They will be given clues at each leg of the race.
01:12 At each leg of the race,
01:13 whoever's the last one to arrive
01:15 will be eliminated.
01:16 To make things harder,
01:17 I'll be taking away a mode of transportation
01:20 at each leg of the race,
01:21 including the very first one.
01:23 So let's see who will win my rat race.
01:26 The city is waiting for them.
01:28 Are you guys good with subways?
01:32 Amazing.
01:33 Really?
01:33 Unreal.
01:34 Oh, that's...
01:34 Unra...
01:35 Watch, he's gonna take that away right away.
01:37 I thought he meant the restaurant.
01:38 But yes.
01:39 Yes.
01:41 Good.
01:42 I don't think we have any strategy.
01:43 Our strategy is not to overthink it.
01:45 Just to have fun.
01:46 Yeah.
01:47 I mean, I'd rather be matched with Tommy than anyone else.
01:50 He's the king of New York.
01:51 I mean, he's the king of barstool contests.
01:53 If I can drag him to the finish line,
01:55 this would be my greatest victory to date.
01:57 But if we lose,
01:58 it does not count because I was with me, Phil.
02:00 I love Clemmer.
02:02 Yeah?
02:02 Love's a strong word.
02:04 I tolerate Clemmer.
02:04 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:06 Alright, everyone.
02:08 Welcome to my rat race.
02:10 We are going to have you guys go all over New York City
02:13 to four different locations.
02:14 I'm gonna give you a riddle.
02:16 You have to figure out that riddle
02:17 and then go to the location as fast as you can.
02:19 The last team to arrive will be eliminated.
02:22 We'll go to four different locations.
02:24 Now, if you get to the location first,
02:26 you're going to get a three-minute head start
02:28 for the next leg of the race.
02:30 These are the clues.
02:31 Whoever wins will get split $3,000 with your team.
02:36 Okay, good.
02:37 You clap.
02:37 Very good, very good.
02:39 Very good.
02:41 I'm going to be taking away one mode of transportation
02:43 with each leg of the race.
02:45 For this leg of the race, no bicycles.
02:48 So does that mean no bicycles just this round
02:51 or a bicycle for the rest of the day?
02:52 Every time I take away a mode of transportation,
02:54 it's gone for the entire race.
02:55 Oh, okay.
02:56 So there will be no bicycles for the entire race.
02:58 I was afraid I was going to have to ride a bike
03:00 and I did not want to do that.
03:01 So this mat is your lifeline.
03:03 So both contestants need to be on the mat
03:06 at the location to complete that leg of the race.
03:10 So let's say Bibs is really fast.
03:12 He runs here and he gets there before large.
03:13 It doesn't count until large.
03:14 Is that a fat joke?
03:16 What's that?
03:16 Is that a fat joke?
03:18 Is that a what?
03:18 Fat joke?
03:19 It's not a fat joke.
03:20 Okay.
03:20 It's not a fat joke.
03:21 It's an old joke.
03:22 Old and fat.
03:23 Thanks.
03:25 In these envelopes are clues.
03:27 Every team has the same clue.
03:29 So don't feel like you're getting advantage or disadvantage.
03:31 Meek and Tommy.
03:34 Thank you.
03:35 Bibs and large.
03:36 Thank you.
03:38 Rie and Martin.
03:39 The sisters.
03:41 And the three students.
03:42 I will see you guys at the first location.
03:46 Bye, Clemmer.
03:48 Bye, Clemmer.
03:48 Do you think a game show host has ever had less respect
03:51 for his contestants?
03:54 Fucking it up.
03:57 Ready, set, go.
03:58 [MUSIC]
04:07 Here we go.
04:07 Train coming on time.
04:08 Gotta like that.
04:11 Crowded.
04:12 Rush hour.
04:14 Five, four, three, two, one.
04:20 Okay.
04:21 Open it.
04:27 Don't rip the clue.
04:27 Don't rip the clue.
04:28 I'm not ripping the clue.
04:29 Oh, my God.
04:33 Oh, Jesus Christ.
04:36 I don't know any of this.
04:37 Who the fuck is Richard Moll?
04:39 Wait, what?
04:41 Open it up.
04:42 What the fuck are you doing?
04:42 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
04:43 Sorry, sorry.
04:46 We're already fighting.
04:47 You know, who knows this?
04:48 Large.
04:49 You won't find night courts Richard Moll here.
04:53 Clemmer using like 1970s references.
04:55 Go.
04:56 But you will find this animal.
04:58 Rage against the machine, may have wanted a parade,
05:00 but this guy's all out.
05:01 Got it.
05:02 Is it Wall Street?
05:03 What?
05:03 No, it's the bull.
05:04 The bull follow the money, not the bears.
05:06 We'll be in the rear.
05:07 Wall Street bull.
05:08 The stock market?
05:09 Wall Street bull.
05:10 Wall Street bull.
05:11 Easy.
05:12 Easy, too easy.
05:18 Oh, oh, oh, go, go.
05:21 There's no way.
05:21 I know.
05:22 No chance.
05:22 There's no way he actually knows.
05:24 Really?
05:25 Yes.
05:25 Yes.
05:26 I know.
05:27 You have an idea?
05:28 Yes.
05:29 Just follow the follow the money.
05:31 It's this.
05:32 Yes, that's perfect.
05:34 Brilliant, Tommy, brilliant.
05:36 It's the bull.
05:37 It's the bull.
05:38 Like is our-- we're just following everybody?
05:40 Oh, I know.
05:41 Is that what we're just going to do?
05:42 I think I know.
05:43 I think I know.
05:43 I know.
05:44 Come on.
05:44 You're finding a dress in the bull.
05:45 It's somewhere in like Bowling Green.
05:49 OK.
05:49 Large is the riddle guy.
05:51 I'm the technology guy.
05:53 I think it's the like downtown stock exchange.
05:56 Yeah, the bull.
05:57 You won't find night courts Richard Mole here,
05:59 but you will find this animal, the stock market bull.
06:03 Rage against the machine.
06:05 May have wanted to-- but this guy's all alone.
06:07 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
06:08 The stock market bull is all alone.
06:09 Yeah, yeah.
06:11 OK, where is that?
06:12 It's financial-- it's downtown.
06:14 Finite?
06:14 Yeah.
06:15 Oh, he said it's far too.
06:16 Yes.
06:17 Oh, she's throwing us off.
06:18 It's-- it's a bat-- it's a Batman thing.
06:21 Where did the Batman go?
06:23 Like was there a big scene in that?
06:25 Friend, look it up on your phone.
06:26 We got to go downtown.
06:27 Just take the one.
06:28 We can take the one.
06:29 Oh, I don't know why I got it.
06:30 Why did you try and get it at the same time?
06:32 I don't know.
06:32 I don't know.
06:33 Are they-- if everyone's just following us,
06:35 we might have to take an Uber.
06:36 I think that may have to be a play.
06:38 Yeah.
06:38 [LAUGHTER]
06:41 [LAUGHTER]
06:43 We're just following them.
06:47 All right, what do we got?
06:48 What do we got?
06:49 Do you think this is-- do you think I'm right or wrong?
06:51 I have no idea.
06:52 We got to get a taxi.
06:53 Shouldn't we just get--
06:53 should we just get a subway?
06:54 Right here.
06:55 No, let's get a cab.
06:56 Cab.
06:58 That might fuck us.
07:00 Is anyone around us?
07:01 No, no one's around us.
07:02 It's the bull on Wall Street.
07:03 The bull on Wall Street.
07:04 OK, wait, take the one.
07:05 Take the one.
07:05 Do we think that's faster?
07:07 Than Uber?
07:07 Yeah.
07:08 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
07:08 Let's get-- let's get the one.
07:09 That way, that way.
07:10 It's across the street.
07:12 Get in the Jaguar.
07:14 Get on going subway.
07:23 This goes to Wall Street, right?
07:25 I think.
07:26 But I don't know how close.
07:27 I mean, it's all that we got.
07:28 All righty, they say 33 minutes.
07:30 That's-- that's traffic.
07:33 Maybe the driving wasn't the best idea.
07:34 Should we have just taken the one?
07:35 Yeah.
07:36 I don't know.
07:37 I don't know.
07:38 We're in the car already.
07:39 Is that faster?
07:40 Dude, are we just going to get fucked if we
07:41 don't take this one?
07:43 Yes, yes.
07:44 We've got to go.
07:45 We've got to go.
07:46 We've got to go.
07:48 We can beat all of them in a sprint.
07:51 Oh, look at all this fucking traffic.
07:53 We might be fucked.
07:55 Bibsy.
07:56 Should have taken the one.
07:57 We might be the first people out.
07:59 Where--
07:59 So I think--
08:00 So here's the bulls here.
08:01 It's right there, right?
08:02 The bulls right above Moore Street.
08:05 So we're going to go all the way to Rector,
08:08 get out, and fucking run.
08:09 I know exactly where to go after Rector.
08:11 Yeah?
08:11 Yeah.
08:12 All right.
08:12 All right.
08:12 We're good.
08:13 Good alliance here.
08:14 Good alliance.
08:14 Yeah, but now everybody else is following us.
08:16 Yeah, but do they know exactly--
08:17 They're all fucking following us?
08:19 No, we need to get in a different car.
08:21 Let's just get on a different subway car than all of them.
08:24 Like, if they get on the same one, like--
08:26 Which one would be more towards the front?
08:28 I think-- this is the front.
08:30 No, that's got to be the front, right?
08:32 We'll be able to beat them.
08:33 There's no way that those women are faster than men.
08:38 So nice and fucking warm in this car, though.
08:40 I bet you got a good seat warmer up there.
08:42 I do, yeah.
08:43 Must be nice.
08:44 I think the seat warmer's in the back.
08:46 Oh, there are.
08:47 You do very well, Lar.
08:48 This is a nice car.
08:49 Thanks.
08:50 This isn't as exciting as we thought it was going to be.
08:59 No.
09:00 I thought we'd be flying.
09:01 Oh, so did I.
09:02 Fucking--
09:03 I thought it-- yeah, I thought it'd be, like,
09:05 fast and furious.
09:06 Especially during rush hour.
09:08 My brain clicked on that so fast.
09:09 It was so good.
09:10 You're sharp right now.
09:11 Can you take some edible?
09:12 No, dude, which is crazy.
09:14 You think I'm unathletic.
09:15 I have a hiking merit badge from the boys' class.
09:16 I didn't think you were unathletic.
09:18 I look at you, I see athleticism.
09:21 We're going to lose.
09:22 Traffic is going to be our fucking downfall.
09:24 So I'm saying stay at the front of the train,
09:29 because that's where the exit is.
09:30 So then once you get out, it's right there.
09:32 I'm fairly confident.
09:33 I used to live right here, so I'll
09:35 hope I know where I'm going.
09:36 Trust me.
09:37 I have a pit in my stomach.
09:38 Just a heads up, I'm getting car sick back here.
09:41 I am officially getting car sick.
09:43 That's on the record.
09:43 Behind me is the charging bull.
09:48 This was placed actually on Wall Street on December 13, 1989.
09:53 It weighs 7,100 pounds.
09:55 It's made entirely of bronze.
09:57 It stands 11 feet tall.
09:58 Exits for Morris Street and Greenwich Street.
10:01 You probably are going to have to go this way, I guess.
10:04 All right, get ready.
10:05 Holy shit.
10:06 Do we all have to be there at the same time,
10:07 or once I touch it, can you--
10:08 Yes, we all have to be there.
10:09 We all have to touch it.
10:10 Now, like I said, this was placed on Wall Street,
10:12 which is over there, by an Italian sculptor.
10:15 He did it to try to improve the morale of Wall Street, which
10:18 is undergoing a pretty deep recession at the time.
10:21 Dude, my stomach, like--
10:22 I am freaking out.
10:23 I'm like sick to my stomach.
10:24 I have a nervous stomach.
10:26 Well, the New York City cops found it, didn't like it.
10:28 They put it in impound lot.
10:30 Well, the public went berserk.
10:31 We love this bull, they said.
10:33 Meek Phil, get it together.
10:34 We're about to run.
10:37 You ready?
10:37 Yeah.
10:38 Get closer to me.
10:38 So they ended up taking it out of the impound lot
10:40 and putting it here on Bowling Green just a week later.
10:43 It was supposed to be a temporary sculpture,
10:44 as you can see by this gentleman.
10:47 It's been here for a long time.
10:49 All right, one more block, then we're going
10:50 to straight up Broadway, OK?
10:53 I'm sorry, there's nothing I can do.
10:55 My stomach, I don't feel good.
10:57 Really?
10:57 Yeah, I'm going to puke.
10:58 I'm going to puke.
10:59 As you can see also above this gentleman's head
11:01 are the testicles of the bull, which
11:03 are a different color than the rest of the bull,
11:05 because you're supposed to rob them for good luck.
11:07 You're supposed to rob the horns and the balls for good luck.
11:09 Hopefully the team coming here have good luck as well.
11:14 Northwest corner, northwest corner, northwest--
11:15 you see northwest corner anywhere?
11:17 Oh, yeah.
11:17 We got to-- we got to run down.
11:19 OK.
11:20 OK, yeah.
11:20 So we're going to run up these stairs.
11:23 Those?
11:23 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
11:24 Are you sure there's no--
11:24 Yeah, no, those stairs.
11:26 Fuck, we should have stayed back there.
11:28 Ready?
11:28 Oh, god, yeah.
11:30 Oh, boys, we're in fucking prime shape.
11:32 Running shoes.
11:33 [MUSIC PLAYING]
11:36 He's telling us the wrong way, but I think it's this way.
11:42 He's telling us we're going the wrong way.
11:43 He's telling us--
11:44 He said we're going the wrong way.
11:45 No, I'm telling you.
11:45 [MUSIC PLAYING]
11:49 We're still going the wrong way.
11:51 You think so?
11:52 He wouldn't be yelling like that.
11:53 All the other teams ran the other way.
11:55 Shit, they're totally going the wrong way.
11:58 I know.
11:59 I really hope you know where you're going.
12:01 Where the hell is Meek Phil?
12:03 We're exactly where--
12:04 Meek Phil, run.
12:05 We're exactly where I thought.
12:07 To your right.
12:07 Left, left, left.
12:09 Don't get hit by a bus.
12:10 [SCREAMS]
12:12 Fuck, yeah.
12:15 Fuck, yeah.
12:16 Woo!
12:18 Get on there, baby.
12:20 Dana, Hubs, Dues, you're the first to arrive.
12:23 Yeah!
12:24 Congratulations.
12:25 Yes!
12:25 You'll be getting a three-minute head start
12:27 at the next run.
12:27 Woo!
12:28 Good job.
12:29 Great job, guys.
12:29 Good job.
12:30 It's all you.
12:31 Meek Phil, you're slow as molasses.
12:32 I'm literally right next to you.
12:34 [LAUGHTER]
12:35 [MUSIC PLAYING]
12:39 Gia and Fran, congratulations.
12:40 You're second to arrive.
12:41 Yes!
12:43 Left or right?
12:44 That way.
12:46 I'm pretty sure.
12:47 They all ran the wrong way out of the subway.
12:49 Idiots.
12:50 Yeah.
12:50 Did they?
12:51 Yeah.
12:52 How far down is the fucking boat?
12:54 It's far.
12:55 Did they move the boat?
12:57 Can we go through there?
13:00 This way.
13:01 Tommy!
13:03 Are you backstabbing us?
13:05 That's what he said, Tommy.
13:07 We would've been running if we were backstabbing.
13:09 Oh, my god.
13:12 I'm going to fucking die.
13:14 You do look pale.
13:15 Yeah.
13:15 I don't feel good.
13:16 I don't feel good at all.
13:17 [LAUGHTER]
13:19 Where's the boat?
13:20 [MUSIC PLAYING]
13:25 I think it's got to be this way.
13:28 It's definitely this way.
13:29 [MUSIC PLAYING]
13:33 I'm in like a pregnant woman's stance right now.
13:36 Like I'm delivering a baby.
13:37 You are, yeah.
13:37 You got that time breathing.
13:39 A little bit of Lamaze in my back seat.
13:42 I'm going to check to see if you're dilated.
13:45 Is that it there?
13:46 It's got to be it down there.
13:49 Hurry, Meek.
13:51 I'm going to take my time.
13:52 Take your time.
13:53 We're always five steps ahead of everyone.
13:55 Yeah, they are.
13:55 They're following.
13:56 [MUSIC PLAYING]
14:03 Tommy and Meek?
14:04 Got it.
14:05 You're the third to arrive.
14:06 Congratulations.
14:07 You're moving on.
14:08 We might be last.
14:11 Hey, we found the boat.
14:12 [MUSIC PLAYING]
14:15 I'm teabagging you right now.
14:16 I really hope this is good luck.
14:18 Is Largs and Vidza?
14:20 Do I have anything for you in here?
14:21 I'm going to knock this out.
14:24 Huh?
14:24 Does that help?
14:25 Oh, yeah, 100%.
14:26 It hurts.
14:27 Yum, yum, yum, yum.
14:28 Wait, are we not last?
14:29 Wait, are we not last?
14:34 Bri and Marty?
14:34 No, Largs and Vidza.
14:35 Bri and Marty?
14:36 Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys.
14:38 Got to stand on that and face me.
14:40 Face-- yep.
14:41 Bri and Marty, you're the fourth to arrive.
14:43 Congratulations.
14:43 Thank you.
14:44 Buy me a couple of waters.
14:45 Get one for yourself.
14:46 Maybe that New York gift's right there.
14:48 Yeah, New York gift shop.
14:49 They got to have water.
14:50 All right.
14:50 [MUSIC PLAYING]
14:53 Oh, there they are.
15:06 There's them right there.
15:07 Oh, Largs drove himself.
15:12 Oh, what?
15:13 So clearly he didn't care, because now he's
15:15 just going to drive home.
15:17 Vimsy said take the sub.
15:18 I was like, ah, it's too cold.
15:19 Are we first?
15:20 Largs and Vimz is the last team to arrive.
15:23 I'm sorry you've been eliminated.
15:24 Get the fuck back to the office.
15:25 Largs, did you drive yourself so you could just
15:26 drive home after this now?
15:27 Yeah, I'm right by the top.
15:28 Yeah, you're right.
15:29 Good luck, guys.
15:30 Yep, yep, yep.
15:31 Vimz almost threw up in my car.
15:32 Gets car sick.
15:33 That was hell.
15:33 That was hell.
15:34 [LAUGHTER]
15:36 For the rest of you, we're on to the next leg of the race.
15:39 Here are your clues.
15:40 Do not open them until I give the OK.
15:43 [MUSIC PLAYING]
15:46 I'll also be taking away another voted
15:49 transportation, but moving forward,
15:52 you are no longer allowed to take any car.
15:55 That includes an Uber, your own car, any vehicle at all
15:59 that has an engine on a road.
16:01 Engine on a road.
16:02 The three students are getting a three minute head start.
16:04 When does that start, right now?
16:06 Nope.
16:06 When I give the OK, you can go.
16:08 Ready, set, go.
16:10 [MUSIC PLAYING]
16:17 I like literally just got my feeling in my chest back.
16:21 Perfect timing to start fucking running again.
16:23 What do we got?
16:25 Take the one.
16:27 Take the one.
16:28 What?
16:29 Yes.
16:30 Wait, wait, wait.
16:31 No, no, no.
16:32 What are you doing?
16:33 What's the opening shot of Ghostbusters?
16:35 Of what?
16:36 Opening shot of--
16:37 Public library, right?
16:38 New York Public Library.
16:40 How the fuck did he know that?
16:41 How does he know that?
16:43 Are you sure?
16:45 Yes.
16:46 This is the opening shot of Ghostbusters.
16:48 I'm telling you the truth.
16:49 OK.
16:50 But you may think I'm lying.
16:51 So where do we go?
16:53 Do we read and run or run and read?
16:54 No, I think run and then read.
16:56 19 minute subway, 20 minute walk with a little bit of hustle.
17:00 So run, jog.
17:03 Yeah.
17:03 Dude, what are you talking about?
17:04 This is an hour and 24 walk.
17:05 We got to go to 4-5.
17:06 New York Public Library.
17:08 Yeah.
17:09 An hour and 24 walk.
17:10 All right.
17:11 OK.
17:11 Maybe that's all those.
17:12 4-5.
17:13 All right, come on.
17:14 I just can't believe how many people take a picture of a bull's ass.
17:17 Right.
17:18 This is the opening shot of Ghostbusters.
17:24 I'm telling you the truth.
17:24 You may think I'm lying.
17:25 People may sing Butterflies in the Sky.
17:27 I can fly twice as high when visiting.
17:29 Butterflies in the Sky?
17:30 What the fuck?
17:31 I mean, let's just Google opening scene of Ghostbusters.
17:33 Yes.
17:34 This is the opening shot of-- look up Ghostbusters opening shot.
17:37 The New York Public Library.
17:38 New York Public Library.
17:39 New York Public Library.
17:40 Yeah, come on.
17:41 Go.
17:41 We're going this way.
17:44 Thomas, should we follow them?
17:45 Yeah.
17:45 I think we should follow them.
17:46 Yeah, let's follow them.
17:48 Where'd they go?
17:49 They're over there.
17:52 I hear it.
17:53 Up top.
17:54 What do you think it is?
18:00 New York Public Library?
18:01 That's what we think.
18:03 New York Public Library.
18:04 Yeah, we got to take the first one.
18:05 476 Fifth Avenue.
18:07 They went the other way.
18:08 We got to take the one.
18:11 That way?
18:11 Yeah.
18:12 Yeah.
18:14 Look up those lyrics.
18:15 I did.
18:16 Yeah, reading a rainbow theme.
18:18 Makes sense.
18:19 Yeah.
18:20 All right.
18:21 We took the long way to get here, though.
18:22 I feel like they're going to get here.
18:23 We're fine.
18:24 We had to take a gamble.
18:25 All right, let's hurry.
18:27 Where's Rector?
18:29 To the left.
18:30 It's here.
18:33 All right.
18:34 Get on quick.
18:35 Fuck, that would suck if they made this.
18:38 My pants are falling down.
18:40 That kick.
18:41 Go.
18:41 Get him.
18:42 Get him.
18:42 Get him.
18:43 Four trains.
18:44 The next stop is--
18:45 Oh, fuck.
18:46 We just missed it.
18:47 Oh, fucking hell.
18:49 Close.
18:49 Close.
18:50 Close.
18:50 Close.
18:51 All right.
18:54 As long as we're not outsmart ourselves.
18:56 Next one's in three minutes.
18:57 OK.
18:59 Back to Rector Station.
19:00 Watch out.
19:01 Watch out.
19:03 I'm shocked none of them went this way.
19:05 Yeah.
19:06 And I think this is the fastest way by far.
19:09 It's only like four subway stops.
19:11 It says Chancellor Chambers in the New York Public Library.
19:14 That's different.
19:14 Oh, that's a different New York Public Library?
19:16 I think it's the one on Fifth Ave--
19:17 Stephen A. Schwartz Building.
19:19 Oh, fuck.
19:19 OK.
19:20 It's this one on Sixth.
19:22 Then we went the wrong way.
19:24 I think we went the wrong way.
19:27 Oh, fuck.
19:27 I'm so pissed we missed that one right then.
19:29 Oh, I know.
19:30 The one that was just leaving when we came up.
19:33 Yeah, OK.
19:33 So it's that one.
19:35 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
19:35 It's the one on Fifth.
19:37 Thank God we didn't try and walk.
19:38 It was an hour and 20.
19:42 Time out.
19:42 Time out.
19:44 There is multiple public libraries.
19:45 Yeah, the one with the lions.
19:46 OK, yeah.
19:47 That's Bryant Park.
19:50 Next to me are the two lions that
19:52 are in front of the New York Public Library.
19:54 The New York Public Library was opened to the public in 1911.
19:57 But believe it or not, it took 12 years to build.
20:00 Oh, my gosh.
20:01 My hands are so cold.
20:02 Oh, you may think I'm lying.
20:04 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
20:06 Oh, that-- oh, that clemor.
20:08 Oh, that clemor.
20:10 It took one year just to take all the books from other libraries
20:13 and bring them here.
20:14 Now, the lions were named Lady Lennox and Lord Astor.
20:19 But both lions are male.
20:21 People may sing "Butterflies in the Sky"
20:22 in front of the sign if they say, check it out.
20:25 Check it out.
20:26 Check out the book.
20:27 All the dots are connecting.
20:32 In the 1930s, Mayor LaGuardia changed
20:35 the lion's major names to Patience and Fortitude
20:38 because he thought that's what New Yorkers would
20:40 need to get through the Depression,
20:41 Patience and Fortitude.
20:42 We'll see if our racers have Patience and Fortitude
20:44 as they make their way here now.
20:47 Let's just get on.
20:48 Let's just get on.
20:50 We could take this up to, like, Penn Station-ish, maybe.
20:54 Do we know where in the library?
20:56 That's-- we got to think about that, too.
20:58 [LION ROARING]
21:01 So the opening scene was in the New York--
21:08 Yeah.
21:09 So, like, that-- there's got to be a harder riddle than that,
21:11 right?
21:13 This is the opening shot of "Ghostbusters."
21:15 And you just look up-- like, it wasn't even, like,
21:17 the thought of anything.
21:18 It was just--
21:18 It was not a riddle.
21:19 Not a riddle.
21:20 You are--
21:21 Yeah, I just want to--
21:22 --W.
21:23 Guys, don't even-- don't-- you know, if we're last,
21:25 we're last.
21:26 Don't be like, oh, like, just run.
21:27 This has been a fruitful alliance, so--
21:29 It's been great.
21:30 --it's been a pleasure working with you.
21:30 But I can't hold back the group in my running.
21:33 I-- I don't-- it's not just you.
21:35 So it's literally going to be on the steps.
21:37 Park Ave, this way.
21:38 It's going to be right there.
21:39 Oh, it's a lot.
21:40 It's a lot.
21:41 OK.
21:42 Yeah, I think they're, like, right here.
21:43 Oh, the library lions.
21:46 Where the fuck did we get out?
21:47 Shit.
21:53 Yeah, we just got to go up, is the thing.
21:54 We just got to go up.
21:56 Lion, lion, lion, lion, lion.
21:58 Oh, shit.
22:01 This way.
22:02 OK.
22:04 Oh, god, this is confusing.
22:05 I know.
22:07 Here, 42nd Street, Grand Central.
22:09 Yeah, but we want to get out.
22:11 Yeah, 42nd and Grand Central.
22:12 Let's just get out.
22:14 Yeah.
22:15 This is it.
22:19 All right, here we go.
22:20 Hey, godspeed, everybody.
22:23 Wait, but I'm going to copy which--
22:25 Yeah, Southwest corner.
22:27 Southwest, I think.
22:29 All right, light jog.
22:30 OK.
22:32 It's just straight.
22:33 Yep.
22:35 Excuse me.
22:35 Excuse me.
22:36 Excuse me.
22:36 Excuse me.
22:38 Excuse me.
22:38 Excuse me.
22:39 Excuse me.
22:39 Excuse me.
22:40 Excuse me.
22:40 Light jog.
22:45 Light jog.
22:47 41st Street, 7th Avenue, 40-- or let's do this one.
22:51 Tommy, I think we're on 42nd.
22:53 So slow down.
22:54 Go away from him, then.
22:56 This 42nd.
22:59 All right, up, Gia, up.
23:00 A light jog is a lot for a big boy.
23:07 Man, these guys got it easy.
23:11 Because it's on 42nd Street.
23:14 Exit 41st Street, 7th Avenue, that way.
23:18 Wait, where the hell--
23:21 where the hell is this exit?
23:23 Oh, no.
23:23 It's on 40th.
23:24 It's on 40th?
23:27 Gia, cross the left.
23:28 Wait, we said 42nd.
23:35 Yeah.
23:36 That's 40th.
23:36 We thought it was 41st.
23:37 No, we're thought 40th, then.
23:39 What?
23:40 40th, this one.
23:42 Oh, cross.
23:44 Straight?
23:45 Yeah, straight walk.
23:48 Gia.
23:48 I'm going.
23:49 I can't see.
23:51 Want me to pull it up?
23:54 We're a wholesome team, you know that?
23:56 Yeah, whatever.
23:56 You know what I mean?
23:58 This is just a straight shot.
24:00 It's right there.
24:01 We got to fucking sprint.
24:06 No, this is, like, ridiculous.
24:09 I didn't sign up for a fucking marathon.
24:13 Let's go.
24:14 Let's go, Meek.
24:15 Let's go.
24:16 Go, Meek.
24:16 Let's go.
24:17 Fast walk.
24:24 Fast walk.
24:24 Fast walk.
24:25 Fast walk.
24:27 Woo.
24:28 It's like mom.
24:29 Yep.
24:29 Yeah.
24:30 You ever go on walks?
24:32 Like, walks where you really get your heartbeat going?
24:34 Yep.
24:36 I think that's it right there.
24:37 Straight ahead.
24:38 40th.
24:38 Straight ahead.
24:39 Straight ahead.
24:39 Oh.
24:40 All right?
24:42 I might puke.
24:43 Here.
24:44 Yeah.
24:44 There's my favorite decrepit old bastard.
24:53 Damn it.
24:55 I see James.
24:56 [CLAPPING]
24:59 Oh, we just fucking missed him, and we had a delay.
25:06 Damn it.
25:07 [SIGHS]
25:09 Dana?
25:10 Dana?
25:10 Dana?
25:11 Dana?
25:11 Dana?
25:12 Dana, Dougs, and Hubs.
25:14 Guys?
25:14 Guys?
25:15 Hey, guys?
25:15 Guys?
25:16 Guys?
25:16 Focus.
25:17 Focus.
25:17 Focus.
25:18 Dana, Dougs, Hubs, congratulations.
25:19 Your first drive, you're getting a three-minute head start
25:21 for the next round.
25:22 Woo!
25:22 Congratulations.
25:23 How far do we miss them?
25:26 20 seconds?
25:28 10 seconds?
25:28 Brand?
25:30 Gia, your second to arrive, you guys were about 30 seconds short.
25:35 What?
25:35 Maybe less.
25:36 Honestly, if we got on that earlier 4.5, we would have been--
25:38 I know.
25:39 --we would have beat them.
25:40 Thank God we moved.
25:41 I know.
25:41 I know.
25:42 Holy shit.
25:43 They were a lot closer than I thought they'd be.
25:45 I think they were way closer.
25:47 Hey.
25:49 We found it.
25:50 We found it.
25:51 Honestly, that seemed pretty quick.
25:54 Unless Tommy got out like a different crazy way.
25:56 Meek looks like he's ready to die.
25:58 Meek's going to die.
25:59 Meek is about--
26:00 [LAUGHS]
26:02 Tommy and Meek?
26:04 Meek, get off the camera.
26:05 Get off the camera.
26:08 All right.
26:09 Tommy and Meek, congratulations.
26:10 You're the third to arrive.
26:11 Moving on to the next leg.
26:13 OK.
26:14 Fuck, guys.
26:15 Should we stop for the hot dog?
26:20 Nah.
26:21 We'll get it if we lose.
26:23 We're both a little bit winded.
26:25 Plumber, what's the next clue?
26:31 Derek Jeter got his 3,000th hit of this famous ballpark?
26:34 [LAUGHTER]
26:35 Is that even Jimmy's cue to go?
26:37 Give me that, Phil.
26:37 Joke of the day.
26:39 Oh, shit.
26:40 [LAUGHTER]
26:43 Damn.
26:44 [LAUGHTER]
26:45 Damn.
26:46 Marty and Ria, you're the last to arrive.
26:48 Get the fuck back to the office.
26:50 All right.
26:50 Skinny freak.
26:51 [PHONE RINGING]
26:53 For the rest of you, you're on to your next challenge.
26:56 I will tell you, the motor transportation we're taking
26:59 to where you now is Subway.
27:00 Yeah.
27:01 You are no longer allowed to use Subway.
27:03 Just the way we wanted it.
27:04 Three Stooges, you guys came in first place,
27:06 so you guys are getting a three-minute head start again.
27:08 Hand on the competition now.
27:10 Here are your clues for next race.
27:11 Extra person, head start.
27:14 Now this is a game of frigging endurance.
27:16 It's a make-or-wish challenge for the boys.
27:18 [LAUGHTER]
27:19 Good luck to the rest of you.
27:20 When I say go, you're on your-- you're on your-- sorry.
27:25 Good luck to the rest of you.
27:26 When I say go, you're on your way.
27:28 Go!
27:29 Go.
27:30 Walk this way.
27:30 Walk this way.
27:31 Don't spring it.
27:32 Here.
27:33 Wait, wait, wait.
27:34 Hurry up.
27:34 Jesus.
27:35 Come on, Doogsy.
27:36 Do they have their Snapchat locations on?
27:38 Oh, Doogs has.
27:39 I don't have any of them on Snapchat.
27:42 Imagine that you're one step away from the finals.
27:44 It's pretty easy if you try.
27:46 Doogs has a Snapchat location?
27:48 Yeah.
27:49 Right now?
27:50 Allegedly.
27:52 He'd be the biggest idiot in the world.
27:54 He usually does.
27:55 Doogs usually has his Snap Maps on.
27:57 He might have shot it off for this.
27:59 Wow, that would be pretty-- that's one step ahead.
28:01 I don't think I would even think about turning it off.
28:03 Come together.
28:05 Come together.
28:06 That's Beatles, right?
28:07 Yeah, that's where John Lennon was shot.
28:08 Where was John Lennon shot?
28:11 Central Park.
28:12 No, hold on.
28:14 Maybe we just work together, run up to them,
28:17 break one of their legs with a bat.
28:19 I thought it was.
28:20 He said anything goes.
28:21 I'd like to trip hubs.
28:22 He's definitely seen the most vulnerable--
28:24 He's trippable.
28:25 He's definitely trippable.
28:27 72nd Street?
28:29 You think it's 30 blocks?
28:30 Where did John Lennon get shot?
28:32 The Dakota, New York.
28:33 72nd Street.
28:34 Are we going our way?
28:35 We are.
28:36 Open it, Meek.
28:37 Open it, Meek.
28:38 Go, open it.
28:39 Oh, oh.
28:40 We cheated.
28:41 Just open it.
28:42 Open, open.
28:43 All right, let's get Google ready.
28:45 Plumbers-- oh, my God, you're ripping-- no, no, no.
28:47 You're-- what are you doing?
28:48 You're ripping the clue in half.
28:51 Imagine that you were one step away from the virus.
28:53 It would be easy to try and--
28:54 My marathon ending.
28:55 What is it?
29:00 I think it's where the marathon ends in Central Park.
29:02 Oh, no way.
29:03 No way.
29:04 Imagine that you were one step away from the finals.
29:06 It's pretty easy if you try.
29:08 You can ask for help to when you'll need to come together.
29:11 The tribute is-- all right, Beatles tribute.
29:13 Oh, where was John Lennon killed?
29:15 Where was John Lennon killed?
29:16 Look it up.
29:17 But you can certainly park.
29:19 Right?
29:20 John Lennon's Strawberry Fields is also in Central Park?
29:22 Yes, yes.
29:23 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
29:24 Beatles tribute, NYC.
29:27 We just have to go up.
29:28 Yep.
29:30 Like a lot.
29:31 We have to go, like, really far up.
29:32 I mean, is this literally just a race there?
29:34 We can't run the whole way.
29:39 All right, so we're going to have to jog a mile and a half.
29:42 Yeah, let's just do it.
29:43 That's going to suck.
29:44 That's going to suck, dude.
29:45 But we've got to go through Central Park.
29:46 Oh, that's not it.
29:47 It's two miles away.
29:48 What's the Strawberry Fields?
29:49 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
29:50 That's where it is.
29:51 Oh, my god, it's a 37-minute walk.
29:52 The fuck?
29:53 Should we get the horse and carriage?
29:55 Fuck, yo, maybe.
29:57 Or is that not--
29:58 we just could be quicker than that.
29:59 Maybe there's, like, a biker with the carriage.
30:01 Does that count?
30:02 I think-- I don't know.
30:04 I think that's still-- I think that's cheating.
30:06 All right, it's just going to be basically a foot race.
30:10 I don't-- I don't want to start running yet.
30:12 Yeah.
30:13 Let's just walk with pace.
30:14 Let's walk with good pace.
30:16 I did wear my running shoes today.
30:19 I had a feeling.
30:20 I didn't-- I don't--
30:22 My-- my converse are pretty good.
30:23 I play basketball in these.
30:25 Pedicab is not illegal, right?
30:26 No.
30:27 You wouldn't count it as a bicycle.
30:28 You wouldn't count it as--
30:29 All right, yeah, we need to take that, then.
30:31 There has to be some mode of transportation,
30:34 because he kept saying no engine, no engine.
30:38 Literally horse and buggy.
30:40 I don't know what else.
30:41 You know how much those friggin'--
30:43 it's basically the entire prize money--
30:45 Yeah.
30:46 --to take those pedicabs?
30:47 I'm worried they're going to be on there.
30:49 I can get there in 10 minutes.
30:50 What?
30:51 I can get there in 10 minutes if I run.
30:52 You're going to run?
30:53 I can.
30:54 You got to take the pedicab.
30:55 All right, let's-- let's go-- go across.
30:57 It's a 40-minute walk.
31:00 Let's just-- honestly, we got to-- we got to speed walk.
31:03 We got to just walk fast.
31:05 We can't run the whole way.
31:06 That's a waste of oxygen and energy.
31:08 Yeah.
31:09 We get to the park.
31:10 We try to hail some sort of fucking horse and buggy there.
31:13 Oh, my god.
31:15 My shin splints are so bad right now.
31:17 I had a really big dinner last night, and it's not helping.
31:21 Well, we don't get in not running,
31:23 we'll make up for it by not waiting in any line.
31:25 I'm the king of that.
31:26 I'm LeBron James of crossing streets.
31:28 My street vision is insane.
31:30 Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.
31:32 Go. Go. He's turning. He's turning.
31:34 All right, let's keep it moving. Keep it moving. Faster.
31:36 Every second matters.
31:38 Did you say card?
31:39 Yeah.
31:40 Did you guys say card?
31:41 Card. Card.
31:42 How much would it be to take us to 72nd?
31:45 I have such bad fucking heartburn.
31:47 Oh, you do.
31:49 I took my pill this morning.
31:50 I have acid reflux.
31:52 But I didn't take a Pepsi.
31:54 I think it's still a bicycle.
31:56 Tricycle.
31:58 Three wheels.
32:00 Boys, fucking smart is how I'm feeling.
32:04 Not in shape, but I'm smart.
32:06 How quickly do you think you could get us to Strawberry Fields?
32:09 This doesn't count, right?
32:10 I was a biker.
32:11 No, no, no. He made it clear. He said bicycle.
32:14 True.
32:15 $60 for three of us to Strawberry Fields?
32:17 All right, let's do it.
32:19 [Burps]
32:24 [Honk]
32:25 No, no, no. We need to go now.
32:31 Okay, okay. It's fine. I'll go. I'll go.
32:33 Oh, my God.
32:34 It's fine. I'll go. Give me one sec.
32:37 He wants us to take our money right now.
32:39 All right, let's cross here. Get here. Get here. Get here.
32:42 Come on, Franny.
32:44 All right, we might have to-- we just got to go.
32:46 [Horse snorts]
32:48 Okay.
32:52 No! Oh!
32:54 Let's try to figure out where the actual location is,
32:56 because it's three minutes from the Dakota.
32:58 So I think it might be Strawberry Fields. I'm looking it up.
33:01 All right, yeah. Let us know if you figure it out.
33:03 Perfect. Let's go.
33:05 Thank you!
33:07 Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep.
33:09 Yes, it's Strawberry Fields. It's Strawberry Fields.
33:12 It would be so funny if they beat us there.
33:15 No, it would not be funny. I'd be very upset.
33:17 I'd laugh maybe a couple weeks from now,
33:19 but today I'll be very pissed.
33:21 I don't know if we want to do this.
33:23 Well, it's a carriage.
33:25 If there is one. Oh, yes.
33:27 Oh, wait, but is that a bike?
33:29 I don't--
33:31 I don't-- I don't-- does that count?
33:33 Oh, oh, oh. He's crying.
33:36 Love it. I love it. We're making moves.
33:38 I mean, there's horse carriages right there.
33:40 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Get to that.
33:43 Three grand to everyone else here is nothing.
33:46 To me, that's everything. $1,500 is a game changer.
33:48 If we won, I would give you the whole thing.
33:50 Oh, what the--
33:52 Yeah.
33:54 [laughter]
33:56 How fast do you guys go?
33:58 We're in a competition. We got to get to the Dakota
34:00 where John Lennon, the Beatles, sang.
34:02 Do you think we're better off running or taking this?
34:04 Running. Running? Okay.
34:06 Appreciate that. Thank you. I wish you didn't say that.
34:10 Look at those legs. Fucking cranking.
34:13 Oh, ambulance.
34:15 Ambulance, ambulance.
34:17 [siren blaring]
34:19 Hello? Hey.
34:24 Well, we were wondering if a bike--
34:27 like a guy riding us on a bike is okay.
34:29 Yes.
34:31 That's okay? Yes. Not an engine.
34:33 I mean, you said no bikes.
34:35 The first thing you said was no bikes.
34:37 And no bicycle. Is it a bicycle or a price--
34:39 Fucking--I don't fucking know.
34:41 Is it three wheels or two?
34:43 Three. Three. All right.
34:45 That's not a bicycle. That's a tricycle. That's fair.
34:47 All right, we could take that.
34:49 We could take one of these tricycles.
34:51 I'm gonna throw up.
34:55 Tommy and Meek have got to be dying.
34:59 Meek has got to be dying.
35:02 He's gonna throw up. I know.
35:04 He's gonna throw up all over Tommy.
35:06 You go to Strawberry Fields?
35:08 So how fast do you go?
35:10 [retches]
35:12 Eight minutes?
35:14 Okay, we'll do that.
35:16 We're going to Strawberry Fields.
35:18 We're in a competition, so as fast as you drive,
35:20 the more--even better.
35:22 Meek, are you all right?
35:24 Oh, boy.
35:26 Good?
35:28 I'm a tiny bit nervous that I might beat us there.
35:30 It's a ten-minute walk.
35:32 G and Fran are in Central Park.
35:34 Does it say, like, anything about a specific area?
35:37 No.
35:39 It's just--I mean, it's got to be right by--
35:41 it's a statue, I think.
35:43 I go in ghost mode, obviously.
35:45 Miss Brandon, I'm telling you,
35:50 I get underestimated time and time again.
35:52 The faster you go, the better,
35:54 and we'll pay you even more.
35:56 Where's Strawberry Fields?
36:01 Is this it?
36:03 Yeah, I don't see anyone.
36:05 Are you sure this is it, Dukes?
36:07 This is faster than running, right?
36:09 Faster than running in my state.
36:14 Yeah, you were--you were a liability.
36:16 No offense.
36:18 Did we beat them?
36:20 There's no way.
36:22 I think we beat them.
36:24 We'll get out right here. This is perfect.
36:26 Thank you so much.
36:28 I'm telling you this is it.
36:30 Oh, there they are. Shit.
36:32 Wait, wait, wait, wait.
36:34 [music]
36:36 Fuck.
36:40 I mean, they haven't stepped on anything.
36:44 I mean, is it not right here?
36:49 I think this--I mean, Meek, you were going to die if we kept going.
36:52 Oh, yeah. Although I did point out the carriage first,
36:54 and you said, "Let's just keep going."
36:56 I mean, that's on Clemmer, 'cause he was like,
36:58 "It's a bicycle. It's not--that's a tricycle.
37:00 This is a bicycle." I agree.
37:02 Where's that stupid blue coat?
37:04 Do you know of any idea?
37:06 Where the fuck is he?
37:08 Hello? Did we beat you?
37:13 Oh, shit. Thank you, man. Where are you?
37:15 Oh, my God. We're at Strawberry Fields, on the Imagine Circle.
37:17 All right, we'll be right there.
37:19 Bye. Fuck.
37:21 Yeah, we knew it.
37:23 We should follow them. Come on, Clem.
37:27 Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
37:29 They're running. They're running.
37:31 I know they are running, Gia, but maybe they're not right.
37:33 Hell, yeah, I love this pass,
37:36 and I love this pace.
37:38 I don't fucking know. I'm so confused.
37:40 Me, too. I feel like either way,
37:42 this is the way that we should be going.
37:44 I'm with them. I'm with them. I'm with them. I'm with them.
37:46 Where are you? Come to me, come.
37:48 Come on.
37:50 Come on.
37:52 Go, go! I know you're right here.
37:54 Touch him! Touch him! Touch him!
37:56 Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
37:58 Oh, we beat 'em.
38:01 [electronic beeping]
38:03 Behind me is the Imagine Circle.
38:05 That's a dedication to John Lennon,
38:07 who died at the Dakota about a three-minute walk over that way.
38:09 This was put in place
38:11 by an Italian artist who did it as a gift.
38:13 But Yoko Ono herself,
38:15 who, by the way, lived in Dakota for 40 years
38:17 after John Lennon's death, she contributed a million dollars
38:19 to keep up with the upscale and the landscape,
38:21 keeping this area clean in memory of her late husband.
38:23 The John Lennon Circle is a beautiful mosaic.
38:25 Imagine, if you're ever in Central Park, check it out.
38:27 This is the Strawberry Field,
38:29 which is a 2 1/2-acre area in the park
38:31 dedicated to Jesus.
38:33 [electronic beeping]
38:35 Let's go, Meek.
38:37 Game time. You're resting up here, right?
38:39 Sir? This way?
38:41 Thank you.
38:43 Do you think Tommy and Meek feel her walking?
38:45 They're up there.
38:49 Tommy and Meek have got--
38:51 No, Meek has got to be throwing up all over Tommy.
38:53 I literally just said Tommy's definitely dragging him by his collar.
38:55 I can't wait to see that freak show up.
38:57 Fuck!
38:59 Goddamn.
39:01 We've been here for, like, 15 minutes.
39:03 We got here before they did.
39:05 Sorry, friend.
39:07 Tommy, Phil,
39:09 you're the last thing to arrive.
39:11 You've been eliminated.
39:13 Get the fuck back to the office.
39:15 For the rest of you,
39:17 here are your clues.
39:19 So, guys,
39:21 here are the rules.
39:23 There's no more advantage.
39:25 Also,
39:27 I'll be taking away your phones.
39:29 You'll no longer have access to phones anymore.
39:31 Okay.
39:33 Sounds dangerous.
39:35 I don't trust you with my phone.
39:37 You'll be holding your own phones.
39:39 They're gonna be in pouches.
39:41 Can we split the phone in a pouch?
39:43 Can you hold onto mine?
39:45 Clumber.
39:47 I don't want it.
39:49 Stop for a second.
39:51 Once it's sealed, I'm gonna put a sticker on it.
39:53 "Ruins all know,"
39:55 and you will be disqualified.
39:57 That's the way to not trust you guys.
39:59 Got it.
40:01 Sounds good?
40:03 All right, see you guys in the finish line.
40:09 Yeah.
40:11 Good luck.
40:13 Fuck you.
40:15 When I say go, we'll end the last leg of the rat race.
40:17 You guys ready?
40:19 Yeah.
40:21 [gun cocks]
40:23 When this opened in 1905,
40:25 this was a movie theater.
40:27 It's not used for that anymore.
40:29 A foot draft used to be held here, too.
40:31 Ladies, kick here with the only ticket.
40:33 Radio City. Fuck.
40:35 We gotta go down to 5th.
40:37 Radio City.
40:39 Radio City.
40:41 Radio City?
40:43 Oh, ladies, kick here.
40:45 Can you take me to Radio City?
40:47 Do you want to go this way?
40:49 Where are we right here?
40:51 Okay, so let's just hook down the terrace.
40:53 Okay.
40:55 Quick, quick, quick.
40:57 We'll squeeze.
40:59 No?
41:01 Can we take two?
41:03 Quick, quick, quick.
41:05 Do we want to try and get into a pedicab?
41:07 Another one? Do you have cash?
41:09 We can get cash when we get at a fucking ATM.
41:11 I just don't know what the clue was,
41:13 so we're banking on dudes right now.
41:15 Which, he's been killing it.
41:17 He's been killing it, right?
41:19 How much does it take us to Radio City?
41:21 Radio City?
41:23 80.
41:25 That's fine. Let's just do it.
41:27 Dudes, are you positive?
41:29 Positive.
41:31 NFL draft.
41:33 Alright.
41:35 Now we just cruise, which is nice.
41:37 I am kind of afraid that if they just did that
41:39 over there, though, they're gonna be faster.
41:41 Yeah.
41:43 Dudes, do you see where they went?
41:45 That's the scary part.
41:47 They could have only gone one way.
41:51 Are you positive?
41:53 Dana, don't doubt me at this point.
41:55 Alright.
41:57 That's my guy.
41:59 That's Dudesy, baby.
42:01 He's faster than us.
42:03 I need to get some fucking lights, though.
42:07 Give gas, give gas.
42:09 I think they're gonna win.
42:11 We're really nervous, because we don't see them,
42:13 but they're smart.
42:15 Where are they?
42:17 There's only one way to...
42:19 I don't know.
42:21 Oh, no.
42:25 Go, go, go, go.
42:27 This is nice.
42:31 This is a good break.
42:33 This is a beautiful break.
42:35 We gotta go.
42:37 Quick.
42:41 But where should we get out?
42:43 What do you think?
42:45 Should we get now?
42:47 Yeah, let's go.
42:49 He's going.
42:51 Careful, Gia, you're gonna scare him.
42:53 You're making noise,
42:55 you're making him think that something's wrong.
42:57 He's going so slow.
42:59 That might have been stupid.
43:01 That might have been dumb.
43:03 I don't know why we did that.
43:05 I don't know.
43:07 Anybody know where Radio City is?
43:09 I don't know.
43:11 Dude!
43:19 We do need the rest of your team here.
43:21 You are not qualified
43:23 unless everyone is here.
43:25 Where are they?
43:27 Come on!
43:29 [Music]
43:31 Come on!
43:41 [Music]
43:43 Dana, dude, hugs.
43:55 You have won the race.
43:57 Yes!
43:59 Yes!
44:01 I'm fucking dying, man.
44:03 They won.
44:05 Damn it.
44:07 Good job, boys.
44:11 [Music]
44:13 France.
44:15 Gia.
44:17 I'm sorry to say,
44:19 you've been the winner of the race.
44:21 You guys did a great job.
44:23 Congratulations on a great race.
44:25 I'm going to go talk back to them.
44:27 Congratulations.
44:29 You have won the rat race.
44:31 But there is one final twist.
44:33 What?
44:35 You guys have won $3,000.
44:37 It's up to you how you want to split that money.
44:39 You guys can either split it
44:41 $1,000 each
44:43 or we do a round robin,
44:45 rock, paper, scissors
44:47 and one of you will take home
44:49 all $3,000.
44:51 Split?
44:53 I need to see that.
44:55 $1,000 each.
44:57 $1,000 each, baby.
44:59 Congratulations to the three Scooges.
45:01 You have won the rat race.
45:03 Thanks for playing the first
45:05 ever rat race.
45:07 We'll see you next time.
45:09 (whooshing)
45:11 (squeaking)
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