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00:00 Tank walk 100, if there's 500 people there, that would not stop me.
00:04 This is fucking...
00:05 I did not expect this many.
00:06 Break the tank! Break the tank!
00:08 You gotta give, like, arousing speech to let them know that you're the fucking leader.
00:13 You're a dictator, you can scalvonize the army at any time.
00:17 100 walks is just the beginning.
00:20 I plan to walk here, there, everywhere.
00:23 We won't even walk in 12 minutes.
00:25 We're going at least an hour, maybe hour and a half.
00:27 Let's fucking go.
00:29 Break the tank! Break the tank!
00:31 Tank walk 100, we're all about to leave, hop up in the subway.
00:39 I don't know how many people from the public are there.
00:41 Like, if there's 500 people there, that would not stop me.
00:45 Frank's power knows no bounds.
00:47 I think that's right. I think there might be some famous people.
00:50 Jerry Ferrara tweeted about it, but he's not in New York.
00:52 I mean, Stu Feiner, I think, will probably be there.
00:54 Famous guy?
00:55 Scott Van Pelt.
00:59 That'd be incredible.
01:00 Blooper.
01:01 Blooper, oh, somebody should show up.
01:03 All Frank's haters.
01:06 His location is known if someone like, assassinates him.
01:09 Daniel Vogelbeck assassinates Frank Patek.
01:14 Place for assassinations.
01:15 I can't believe he gave out his location.
01:18 Now's our chance to take him down.
01:19 All right, let's go.
01:21 Oh my god, you guys just bullied Hubs into going?
01:27 Fully large.
01:28 Jenkson's next to me, I heard him talking.
01:42 He said that they got a former Marine, who is a diehard Frank Patek fan,
01:46 to work security at this, just in case fans get a little too grabby, a little too out of hand.
01:51 We literally have security.
01:53 Yes, yes.
01:53 That we pay.
01:55 Star Wars, because he loves Star Wars.
01:57 It's Vader leading his troops, like Frank leading us,
02:00 and we're starting in Strawberry Fields, so you get to add the Beatles touch.
02:03 Really good.
02:03 And it's walk of death.
02:04 Really good.
02:05 Really good.
02:07 So going into the 100th walk, I was a little bit nervous,
02:12 because I wanted it to be a really big deal, but the more energy I put behind it,
02:17 the bigger risk there was for a total flop,
02:19 and you know, kind of having a heartbroken Frank at Central Park with two people there.
02:24 What ended up happening was 150 people showed up on a Friday at noon in the freezing cold.
02:31 Frank the Tank! Frank the Tank! Frank the Tank! Frank the Tank!
02:36 All right!
02:36 This is fucking awesome.
02:40 I did not expect this many.
02:41 Frank the Tank! Frank the Tank! Frank the Tank! Frank the Tank!
02:47 We are here 100 days after Frank and I went for a walk at Chelsea Market,
02:53 and Frank turned to me and said, "Jenks, you know what?
02:55 We should go for a walk maybe once or twice a week.
02:58 I need to start working on my health. I need to start getting better."
03:01 100 days later, we have walked 100 consecutive days.
03:05 Frank has lost 40 pounds.
03:07 Let's go!
03:08 Woo!
03:08 Woo!
03:09 Woo!
03:09 Yeah!
03:10 Yeah!
03:10 The coverer says no respect for the women.
03:12 No respect.
03:13 Woo!
03:13 Woo!
03:14 Woo!
03:14 I don't believe it.
03:15 But just so you guys know, I was here way before you guys were.
03:18 Way, way before.
03:18 Nice.
03:19 No one cares.
03:20 Woo!
03:21 Woo!
03:21 Woo!
03:22 Woo!
03:22 Woo!
03:23 Woo!
03:23 Woo!
03:24 Woo!
03:24 Woo!
03:25 Woo!
03:25 Woo!
03:26 Woo!
03:26 Woo!
03:27 Woo!
03:27 Woo!
03:28 Woo!
03:28 The wrong crowd to do this to.
03:30 Woo!
03:31 Woo!
03:31 Woo!
03:32 Woo!
03:32 Woo!
03:33 Woo!
03:33 Thank you for bringing toxicity to this place, to this hour,
03:36 to this day.
03:37 Yeah, we're the toxic ones.
03:37 Super appreciated.
03:38 We're the toxic ones.
03:39 No, you actually--
03:39 Dickhead.
03:40 I'm going to start it off with a beef.
03:42 Dickhead.
03:43 What a loser busker.
03:44 That guy has the audacity to sing, "Imagine all the people," and then say, "Fuck you,
03:49 motherfucker."
03:50 We're going to get haunted by Lennon's ghost tonight, 100%.
03:54 I feel like the most wholesome thing we've ever done.
03:58 What's toxic about a man trying to get his health in check?
04:00 Yeah, men can't have hobbies anymore.
04:02 Yeah, what the hell?
04:04 Yeah, what the hell?
04:05 Unreal.
04:06 Getting booed by a group in public is rough.
04:08 Yeah.
04:09 Yeah.
04:10 It's too exciting.
04:11 Yeah.
04:12 You really-- if you're him, you wake up every morning, you're like, all right, just don't
04:14 get booed by a bunch of people today.
04:16 And it happens.
04:17 Frank Fonte!
04:18 Frank Fonte!
04:19 We can tell once a mincey impression.
04:22 What's up, fellas?
04:24 I'm glad you're here.
04:25 A little secret I didn't know is, you know, but Tank's walking down to Central Park.
04:30 You know, he's got something cooked up on Sunday.
04:34 It's going to be-- I just got word that if I actually let out what's going to happen
04:40 on Sunday, that Tank is going to send a CIA assassin to kill me.
04:46 So for this time, I'm actually going to keep my mouth shut.
04:51 All right!
04:53 Mincey.
04:54 It was a mincey impression.
04:56 He brought up the CIA.
04:58 I've heard every Frank the Tank impression sitting next to him.
05:00 And then most of them come out during streams, because that's when he's the most angry.
05:05 He does the mincey one.
05:07 That's the sneaky rivalry of varsity sports.
05:10 Frank the Tank versus mincey.
05:13 Why?
05:15 On his microphone, he starts yelling at us all, calling us a bunch of toxic assholes.
05:21 What?
05:23 What a piece of shit.
05:25 I mean, John Lennon rolling in is great.
05:27 Dude, that's the last thing John Lennon would want.
05:29 Hey, how's it going?
05:31 How are you feeling, brother?
05:32 All right.
05:33 Feeling good?
05:34 Feeling good?
05:35 This is incredible.
05:36 I think we have a helicopter overhead.
05:39 I heard the busker was an asshole, though.
05:41 What?
05:42 I heard that the guy who was at the John Lennon circle was being an asshole.
05:45 Yeah, he was.
05:47 He said, "I've been here longer than these people.
05:50 I don't know what's going on here."
05:52 And I looked at him and went, "Well, you suck.
05:55 You're a feeble singer."
05:56 Yes, he sucks.
05:58 Feeble.
05:59 Did you give the people a speech?
06:01 Yes, I did, just as I started off.
06:03 Yeah?
06:04 What was the nature of the speech?
06:05 Well, thank you for showing up.
06:06 Let's go.
06:07 100th walk.
06:09 At some point, you've got to, like--I don't know if it's like steps up there.
06:14 You've got to give, like, a rousing speech, though, not just like a, "Thanks for this,
06:18 thanks for that."
06:19 I think you've got to fire the people the fuck up and let them know that you're the
06:23 fucking leader.
06:24 You're a dictator.
06:25 You can galvanize the army at any time, and you can literally march on whoever you want.
06:31 I'm just ready to walk.
06:32 I'm ready to go as far.
06:34 I mean, 100 days is just the beginning.
06:38 Who knows where we're going?
06:40 All right, let's see everyone that's here.
06:43 Thank you for showing up.
06:46 We've made it to Central Park.
06:49 Break the tick!
06:52 Break the tick!
06:54 Break the tick!
06:56 Break the tick!
06:58 100 walks is just the beginning.
07:00 I plan to walk here, there, everywhere, and we're going to be stopping in every state
07:05 to walk.
07:06 We're going to be walking here, we're going to be walking there.
07:09 I'm going to walk the Vegas Strip.
07:12 I want to see something different every time I walk, but thank you for showing up.
07:17 Let's go.
07:18 We won't even just begun.
07:19 Look, what time is it now?
07:20 12.12.
07:21 We won't even walk in 12 minutes.
07:22 We're going at least an hour, maybe hour and a half.
07:25 Let's fucking go.
07:27 Break the tick!
07:29 Break the tick!
07:31 Break the tick!
07:33 That was unreal.
07:34 He's the king, dude.
07:35 That was unbelievable.
07:36 That was arousing speech.
07:38 No, it was a bar.
07:39 We're going to walk here.
07:40 We're going to walk there.
07:41 We're going to walk there.
07:42 We're going to walk everywhere.
07:44 He said, "I want to see something different every time I walk."
07:47 Fucking right!
07:48 You're damn right I do.
07:50 He could have said anything there and I would have spied the fuck up.
07:52 I was right.
07:54 Mange, mange, bon appétit, let's eat.
07:58 It's time for tank cooks.
08:00 Mange, mange, bon appétit, let's eat.
08:05 It's time for tank cooks.
08:06 Gravy!
08:09 Gravy!
08:12 Easy out.
08:14 Escobar, he's not going to hit the ball at all.
08:20 How many fucks does Marte give?
08:22 Zero.
08:24 Zero.
08:25 How many fucks does Marte give?
08:27 Zero fucks he gives.
08:29 How many cups does Blunquist have?
08:31 Zero.
08:32 Zero.
08:33 How many cups does Blunquist have?
08:35 Zero cups he has.
08:37 I'll be right down with a little wind in it with all this singing.
08:42 Now in 1952...
08:48 Also, Clummer just doesn't talk like that.
08:50 The automatic voice we all think of is, "Hey guys, this is Clummer."
08:53 He does talk.
08:54 He does kind of talk.
08:55 What do you mean?
08:56 I thought that was Clummer.
08:57 Dead on impression.
08:59 Why am I getting booed?
09:02 You suck, that's why.
09:04 You're lazy.
09:05 You're the fattest skinny guy I've ever seen.
09:07 Get the fuck out of here.
09:08 I was doing a show.
09:09 A show.
09:10 Much more important.
09:11 We're all doing a show right now.
09:12 I know.
09:13 I ran here.
09:14 I ran around with half the brand.
09:18 The Clever Pop was great.
09:19 A big Clever boot.
09:20 Honestly, Clever and Marte got booed as loud as the Beatles cover artists.
09:24 Marte, this is great.
09:25 This is awesome.
09:26 Good for Frank.
09:27 Congratulations to Frank.
09:28 A hundred walks.
09:29 He did it during Christmas break.
09:30 He does it on the weekends.
09:32 Shitty weather.
09:33 That's awesome.
09:34 That's awesome.
09:35 I'm really happy for him.
09:36 Does Clever remind you of Steve Buscemi and Billy Madison?
09:39 I can see that.
09:40 Man, I'm glad I called that guy.
09:42 Very successful walk.
09:43 Great turnout for Frank.
09:45 Frank gave an incredibly rousing speech.
09:47 And I think I got like 10,000 steps.
09:49 Maybe more.
09:50 So, I think it's a success, man.
09:52 Congrats to Frank.
09:53 Huge accomplishment.
09:54 Thank you for showing up.
09:56 It was a great walk.
09:58 Let me see my walk number is 11,668 steps.
10:03 [Cheering]
10:05 Congratulations, Frank.
10:06 Thank you again for turning out.
10:08 Let's fucking go.
10:09 [Cheering]
10:10 To have 150 people show up in the freezing cold to just simply walk with him.
10:15 Not everybody got a picture with him or like 10 minutes to talk with him.
10:20 They came just to support him.
10:22 It was extraordinary.
10:23 I've never had more FOMO.
10:25 I think--
10:26 Like that was insane.
10:27 How many of those people were out like on the walk?
10:30 Everybody.
10:31 That's a crazy picture.
10:33 We got to a crowd.
10:34 We got to a large--
10:35 It looks like fucking the Pied Piper.
10:37 We got there.
10:38 Frank addressed the crowd.
10:39 And then you know what we did?
10:40 Walked.
10:41 We fucking walked.
10:42 After we did our third weigh-in, Frank had lost 40 pounds since we started walking.
10:48 He'd gone from 383 pounds to 343 pounds for the first time in over 20 years.
10:54 He was under 350 pounds.
10:56 343.2 pounds.
11:00 343.2.
11:02 That is a very good number.
11:04 Very good number.
11:05 Congratulations, brother.
11:06 343!
11:08 It's such a powerful message that we got support from multiple celebrities,
11:12 including the great J.J. Watt, who's always been a Frank the Tank fan.
11:17 They had that infamous interaction on PMT a couple years ago, I think, or a year ago.
11:21 So J.J. Watt responded, "Way to go, Frank. Keep it up."
11:24 Something along those lines.
11:26 And I responded to him on Twitter just openly, "How do we get you on a walk?"
11:31 J.J., being the person that he is, DM'd me directly--not his assistant, not his people,
11:37 just good old J.J. Watt--saying, "Hey, I'm going to be in New York this weekend."
11:41 He had an incredibly busy schedule,
11:44 and the only window that would work was Sunday morning, 6.30 a.m., walking him to CBS Studios.
11:50 All right, I'm getting ready for Walk 102 with J.J. Watt.
11:55 Hopefully this will be the start of a big series where I'll be walking with different celebrities
11:59 as I go down the streets and do my daily walks.
12:04 The night before, J.J. Watt was sending me screenshots
12:08 that he was putting together of different routes from his hotel to the CBS Studios
12:13 to make sure Frank hit his step count, and we actually got the full, perfect walk-in.
12:18 Years ago, when Frank started with Barstool--which I guess was what, 2016?
12:24 2017.
12:25 2017.
12:27 The goal was always to make Frank the biggest star in the world, and no one needed to do that.
12:34 All you needed to do is to look at Frank and to see what an anomaly he was.
12:40 He was the smartest man in the world, but what the bottom line is about Frank is heart of gold.
12:46 It would give his heart--where's all his emotions?--on his sleeve.
12:51 That's why people love him.
12:53 He is relatable, he is lovable, and he is Frank the Tank.
12:57 Hi, J.J. It's a pleasure. How are you doing? Good to see you.
13:00 Hey, how's it going?
13:02 All right.
13:03 If you're in the beginnings of a battle to try to recapture your health,
13:08 recapture your trajectory in terms of your life,
13:11 once you put that up online, you're holding yourself accountable.
13:15 And from day one, Frank was comfortable with that, and now at day 100, he's still comfortable with that.
13:21 The fortitude he has, and just keep walking, and keep doing his thing,
13:26 and try to focus on all the positive messages we get,
13:30 and all the people that say, "I didn't feel like walking today, but I'm walking because Frank is walking."
13:34 It's really special.
13:37 Frank the Tank, how did this start? Why did you decide to start walking?
13:41 We were talking when we went to an ordained game about how I could probably lose some weight,
13:47 and just going for walks more.
13:49 And a couple of years ago, I started a walking regimen, and I just got off of it.
13:55 So we decided to start doing some walks.
13:59 Being in the city, I could go do some hot dog reviews.
14:02 And it started by doing a hot dog review at Chelsea Market.
14:06 And then, okay, that was walk one.
14:08 It was originally going to be like, "Okay, I'm going to walk a few times a week."
14:12 And then it just snowballed. We did it the next day.
14:15 The next day, went to a Mets game, walked around the concourse at Citi Field,
14:19 just watching the Mets actually play is akin to torture.
14:24 The walk was better?
14:26 Yeah, well, it's the Mets at Citi Field.
14:29 I mean, look at the team they're assembling this year.
14:31 And the strength that Frank has internally is much greater than anybody realizes.
14:38 He's been through more than people know.
14:40 He's going through more than people know.
14:43 And his willpower and his focus and dedication to always honoring his fans
14:48 by producing as much content as possible,
14:51 and now honoring his fans by seeing through this new journey and mission
14:55 of really getting himself into a healthy place.
14:58 When you see the full footage of their walk and everything they talked about,
15:02 JJ talked about that, and he said to Frank,
15:05 "It's not easy to put health stuff out online."
15:08 That's part of putting stuff online.
15:10 Some people shit on you for putting stuff online,
15:13 but the reality is it's an accountability level where you're like,
15:16 "I've been saying I'm doing this every single day. I can't let people down now."
15:20 When I started this, I would feel cramps.
15:22 I would get pains in my hips, pains in my legs,
15:26 and I had to stop in like five minutes.
15:29 I rarely do that anymore.
15:31 The only times I might do that is if I hit a tough hill.
15:34 That's awesome. Have you ever changed your diet at all, or have you tried,
15:37 or is it just purely the exercise?
15:39 It's mainly exercise.
15:41 I'm trying to eat a little less here and there,
15:44 trying to eat fewer french fries and stuff.
15:47 I give him a little dirty look when he's eating a cookie or something like that,
15:50 and then he also gives me a humble brag
15:52 when he doesn't eat something that he wouldn't normally want to eat.
15:56 [coughing]
16:02 I love salt. Oh, yeah. I've seen that.
16:05 I have seen that.
16:07 The doctors cannot love the salt pouch, Frank.
16:10 That can't be good for the--
16:13 I don't know if that's--
16:16 It's unbelievable.
16:18 I mean, when I watch the Devils videos, and you whip out the salt pouch,
16:21 and you dump salt--
16:24 It's just chicken tenders--salt.
16:26 Fries already have salt--salt.
16:28 Some people were like, "Oh, well, it would not be as funny
16:31 if he's not a big dude named Frank the Tank."
16:33 You wait till you start seeing him jumping around like a fucking ballerina when he's upset.
16:37 It is three times as funny.
16:39 If you were an athlete, and you could play on one team on any sport in history,
16:44 what team? In what year?
16:47 Like, which team are you being a part of?
16:49 1986 Mets would probably be the most fun team
16:52 because that team, their motto was, "We're coming to your town.
16:56 We're going to fuck your women, steal your booze, and kick your ass."
17:01 Yeah! Yeah!
17:03 Wake up now on a Sunday!
17:06 Now we're talking!
17:08 That was the '86 Mets.
17:10 I think that's Susan's life motto.
17:12 Exactly.
17:13 For Frank Walks, we're really hoping this becomes a sensation
17:17 where celebrities across sports, movies, everything,
17:22 want to come walk with Frank
17:24 with the intention of inspiring more people to work on themselves and to get better.
17:31 I'm going to be on TV. He's going to be yelling at me on the gambling thing.
17:34 I'm going to give a Dolphins update.
17:36 He's going to hate the walk, and now he hates the Dolphins.
17:39 He's going to feel like he can't stand up.
17:41 Son of a bitch!
17:43 You're going to go fuck yourself!
17:45 I appreciate the walk. I appreciate the inspiration, the entertainment.
17:49 It's really cool. It's cool to see. It's cool to watch you continue your journey.
17:54 And you're inspiring a whole lot of people out there, so keep it up.
17:58 Thanks.
17:59 Have a great day. Good luck to your Dolphins. My watch is stuck.
18:02 I'll give you a hug.
18:03 No, I thought it was just, "Wear your worst outfit to work day."
18:07 That's what I thought we were doing.
18:09 So I just was like, "Oh, black crew neck khakis.
18:12 I don't know anyone that wears that ever, let alone on a consistent basis."
18:17 So I was like, "Wear your worst outfit to work day. This should play."
18:20 Why is there people doing a thing?
18:22 Trent Day 2024, and from here on out, every single January 10th, it will be Trent Day.
18:27 We're celebrating his 10-year anniversary, and it perfectly aligned with Tiger Day.
18:31 Their new video was out. We got everybody rocking the official Trent uniform.
18:35 Congratulations on 10 years, buddy. Here's to like 100 more with foreplay.
18:41 [music]
18:43 [music]
19:11 A happy Trent Day 2024. Be with you.
19:14 I'm fashion Trent. I'm fashion Trent. I don't own khakis, but this is the closest I have.
19:20 Big day. Really excited for International Trent Day.
19:24 I got my Trent on. Can't wait to talk to him about his interview with Tiger Woods.
19:29 I haven't worn skinny jeans.
19:32 These-- Why are they so slim fit? Yeah.
19:37 It's just the style of pant that's throwing me off.
19:40 But that's Trent, you know? That's Trent.
19:42 That's Trent, and there's nothing I can do about that.
19:45 It's just not comfortable.
19:47 This is how they sign. I'm just like this all day.
19:51 Yeah, yeah, I guess you're right.
19:52 Why would he wear this every day? It's like I've been the most uncomfortable my entire day.
19:55 Really? And I've just not been-- I don't even feel like myself, which I obviously don't.
20:00 So these khakis are from pre-pandemic when I had a regular job.
20:03 I used to have to wear khakis to work. So I had to dig these.
20:05 I haven't worn these in about four or five years. They come up all right.
20:09 The black-- I don't usually wear blacks.
20:11 I can see why Trent wears this. It's not uncomfortable. I'm not miserable.
20:16 I kind of feel like I'm back in the old sales world.
20:18 I want to go home from work, eat a Casey's General Store pizza,
20:22 watch The Big Bang Theory, and just turn off my brain.
20:26 I feel like an idiot for not having my black sweatshirt on.
20:29 I do too.
20:30 We're doing "Wear Your Worst Outfit to Work Today." That's the theme of the day.
20:34 We are wearing our worst outfits, and they are, of course, in honor of Trent.
20:38 Today we're doing a little bit of a Trent day.
20:41 Can we pull a Daniel Rapaport's tweet?
20:43 Oh, so funny.
20:44 What is it?
20:45 I don't know if I can.
20:46 I don't know if I can. I'm like crawling out of my seat.
20:49 The gist of it was, "The best decision this company has ever made was leaving me out of this video."
20:55 Yeah.
20:56 And he was like so proud of the guy.
20:58 And that's not that far off of the actual tweet.
21:00 Wait, is he being serious?
21:02 People are taking that way too crazy.
21:04 He decided that he shouldn't be in the Tiger video because we've been doing the thing for like eight years
21:10 where we circle him, stalk him, and are like, "We want to do a video with him."
21:14 And Dan kind of knows Tiger where they have a rapport,
21:17 where we don't really have a rapport with Tiger more than shaking his hand at Pebble Beach.
21:21 A guy like Tiger is so famous, he's looking for familiarity.
21:25 So if he had seen Dan, he'd have been like, "Oh, Dan. All right, I know Dan. What's new? I'll talk to Dan."
21:30 Plus, he's just got three idiots, and his reaction is going to be totally different.
21:34 So we thought it'd be best for it to be that way, and Dan agreed.
21:37 So it was just like, "I'm going to sit out."
21:39 His tweet was maybe a little weird. I think he admitted to it, but it's not that big a deal.
21:43 I have a little bit of a peek behind the curtain.
21:45 I've been going on some trips with these guys.
21:48 Oh, yeah. Tell us.
21:49 And I can say that as someone who was left out of the Tiger video,
21:53 I think it was a bad decision that I wasn't there with them.
21:57 And shame on foreplay. I don't care how long they've been building towards this moment.
22:01 I would have made that a better video.
22:03 Tiger Woods hits a ball off his knees in our video.
22:06 He's never done it in public on camera before.
22:10 For him to walk up there, essentially have it all planned,
22:14 he knew he was going to challenge Riggs to a long drive contest and hit it off his knees.
22:20 And this guy's like, "I'm just going to give these guys literally the best content golf internet has ever seen."
22:26 Did you watch Tiger?
22:27 I did. I just watched it.
22:29 I was just going to come and tell Jonesy, "This is YouTube gold."
22:33 It's a little rattling that the real-time views don't show.
22:36 It's got like 140,000 views in an hour.
22:39 And on YouTube, it shows like 8K.
22:42 This will probably be the best performing video on YouTube that we've ever had, is my guess.
22:48 My hope, at least.
22:50 Biggest video ever. I'm pumped.
22:51 It's one of those, like, you get mildly emotional, you're like, "Shit, this is like a pinnacle moment in whatever you're going to do in your professional life."
23:01 Feels crazy. We've got a really good team.
23:04 Really good team.
23:05 Riggs has done an incredible job building that brand single-handedly.
23:12 I think he does it with a couple other people.
23:15 But, you know, to drag along a simpleton and a fat ball of mozzarella the way that Riggs has is admirable.
23:24 And I give Riggs all the credit in the world.
23:26 And really just an incredibly hard worker.
23:29 Like, the guy putting the team on his back.
23:32 I watched it. It was fucking crazy.
23:36 I actually texted them all, individuals, like, "I'm so happy for you guys."
23:40 It's crazy, because I know they jerked him off for so many years.
23:44 And they finally got the finish.
23:46 I'm glad Trent sucked in it, because that wasn't the end.
23:49 Him wearing shorts was crazy.
23:51 Trent wore shorts.
23:53 Those legs haven't seen the light of day in how long.
23:56 And he does it there.
23:57 That's a big decision that he made that I think was bad.
24:00 But I'm happy for the fellas.
24:02 Welcome, RyderCon 2024.
24:06 It's going to be insane. You got Frank to tank.
24:08 The Mets announced that it's no longer about winning.
24:12 It's about having a good time at the ballpark.
24:14 And they're going to have loud music and a DJ going throughout the game.
24:18 Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
24:22 [music]
24:33 I think it's going to be a wild night.
24:35 I'm interested to see the halftime trivia competition.
24:37 Most importantly, I hope Michigan wins tonight so Dave is happy.
24:40 And if Dave's happy, the whole world is happy.
24:41 Really good, really good.
24:43 They must have told him Shane Gillis was the fallback.
24:45 Or something. I don't know. I got to give it to the Bareilles.
24:48 I don't know how we got a table of females.
24:50 Do you guys have any idea what's going on tonight?
24:53 Frank to tank has turned into a legitimate super cub.
24:56 [cheers]
25:00 He ignores me. It's all right. It's fine.
25:02 He's too big time for me.
25:05 Never been cold-shouldered more than Frank to tank has cold-shouldered me.
25:08 Doesn't even say hi to me.
25:09 One more surprise. Stu Finer in the building.
25:12 I'm trying to do a baked clam chalice tonight.
25:14 Every point that's scored, I haven't eaten all day.
25:16 Stu said he can put away 75 clams himself.
25:20 So I'll make sure to see how this goes.
25:22 Stu, the floor is yours. Thank you for coming.
25:24 Ready to roll, ready to roll, ready to roll.
25:26 Everybody, thank you so much for coming.
25:28 It's an honor to be here.
25:30 And championship games, all is a great game.
25:32 Doesn't matter what you do, unless you bend over your head,
25:34 then you know you're going to get fucking hammered.
25:37 [laughter]
25:39 Gambling is for the rich to have fun and lose money.
25:41 Everybody know that? Do you know that?
25:43 [cheers]
25:44 Do you know it?
25:45 [cheers]
25:46 And we're going to gamble every day, just responsibly.
25:48 [music]
25:57 23 on the board.
25:59 [cheers]
26:02 Nick Mangold from the Clouds just bought everybody in the bar a shot.
26:06 So thank you to Nick Mangold, Top 10 Riders.
26:09 Frank, you'll be passing them out.
26:11 Wait your turn. They're coming out. Enjoy it.
26:14 [music]
26:16 Here we go.
26:17 [chatter]
26:18 Riding class, 2024. We love you.
26:20 [chatter]
26:22 Listen, the Cup runs through Long Island as far as you know.
26:24 [cheers]
26:26 Until he gives me Boston Rangers tickets, then it goes back to Long Island.
26:30 Oh, there goes Frank.
26:31 [chatter]
26:34 Kill him! Kill him!
26:36 [singing]
26:39 Oh, he's choking.
26:41 Strangers to the Cup.
26:44 Only once since 1940.
26:48 And now it's with the Oilers team.
26:52 Strangers to the Cup.
26:54 Oh, he's choking because the Rangers fucking suck.
26:59 [chanting]
27:07 There's only two places where you see something like this.
27:12 One, at a serial killer's house.
27:15 And two, the hotel lobby.
27:18 [laughter]
27:21 [laughter]
27:26 [laughter]
27:31 Oh, that's funny. That is funny.
27:34 [music]
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