00:00 What is one thing that irks you a bit or was a bit of a,
00:04 or just a bit of a noise about your partner?
00:07 About my partner?
00:09 She's always late to everything. Everything.
00:12 If I say 11 o'clock, she'll be there at half 11,
00:15 so I have to lie to her a lot.
00:17 So if we've dinner at 7, I have to say it's half 6.
00:20 Always late, always. Guaranteed that. 100% of the time.
00:23 But I'm used to it now, and my family know me for being very on time.
00:27 I could say 11 or 3, and I'd be there at 11 or 3.
00:30 So when they know I'm that dared, they're like, "Hmm."
00:33 It's the missus.
00:35 I struggle to think what would annoy me most about her.
00:38 I'm actually bound for her birthday, so that's annoying.
00:41 Cos it's cold. So that's better.
00:44 If you can hear...
00:47 Do you know when people are eating and you can hear them?
00:51 Now, seeing it on the television, it means you've got something a bit of a noisier.
00:55 It's cold. Something I must have it.
00:58 Most annoying things.
01:00 I think the most annoying thing is that she speaks Swedish on a Tuesday.
01:09 The kids can't understand her. I can't understand her.
01:13 We don't know what the hell she's on about.
01:16 But I think it's the side effects of a tiny operation that she had.
01:20 I didn't think I'd ever be, but I'm the recycling guy in the house.
01:23 I do all the recycling.
01:25 It's when I go into the cardboard bin and I see metal in there and things,
01:28 and if they refuse to pick it up one week,
01:30 this house is going to be in turmoil.
01:32 It's recycling.
01:34 And yet my wife, yes, always just puts whatever in whatever bin and things like that.
01:39 But they're just the little things. There's no big things.
01:42 A lot of things.
01:45 To be fair, I can't really put my finger on any at the minute.
01:51 She's stubborn. Yeah, stubborn.
01:55 The most annoying thing that my wife does is assume what I'm going to say
01:58 halfway through the sentence and start reacting to it
02:01 when I haven't even finished speaking because I tend to pause,
02:05 and that drives me absolutely potty.
02:08 How long have you got? Words at my start.
02:13 Well, I think with John, the fact he starts a project and then gets really into it,
02:19 and does a fantastic job and then stops and then does another project
02:23 and then starts again and then stops again.
02:26 So I think I can count maybe about four or five projects we've got
02:29 where he's done a beautiful job halfway through and then he's stopped and carried on.
02:33 And she never quite gets the lobster thermidor right,
02:38 and she calls it lobster thermostat,
02:42 much to the amusement of the whole family.
02:47 You know, most kids have fish fingers. We have lobster thermidor.
02:52 It just shows you that that Sunday morning paper round that she had paid off.
02:57 Do you have something that annoys you most about the park?
03:02 Yeah, being there.
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