00:00 And what a day it's been. One word for it, absolutely magnificent.
00:06 We saw beards you can throw a dart at, zero penetration.
00:11 We heard from John Coulson, getting your arm in is a lot easier than getting it out apparently.
00:17 Those who'd rather eat an off prawn than submit to quiche.
00:23 Scale breakers. Salad dodgers.
00:28 We were treated to the guys that shut their eyes and go in windmill punching.
00:35 Paul Pascoe, forgotten but not gone, and Terry what's his name?
00:42 And of course the Dazzers, the Shazzers, the Gazzers, the Bazzers, they're all here today.
00:50 I hope you're watching.
00:54 On debut, the Manscapers, tireless hours with the razor, smooth to the touch.
01:06 And of course some missing links, and some modern miracles.
01:16 Touching moments of reflection, upholders of a great Australian tradition.
01:24 We saw some true larrikins, and some true heroes of the day.
01:34 The men that brew the beer we drink.
01:37 And nearing the victory, cashed up bogans, popular at the bar, new money.
01:46 And it all goes to prove, it doesn't matter what banner you march under, it doesn't matter who you are.
01:51 VB for drinking beer, that's what it's for Australia.
01:57 (upbeat music)
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