00:00Hello.
00:02I just want to check something.
00:05Tyrone, what's going on?
00:10Hey, do you think you're playing out?
00:15I'm not sure.
00:18I'm not sure.
00:20I'm not sure.
00:22I'm not sure.
00:23I'm not sure.
00:24I'm not sure.
00:25I'm not sure.
00:26I'm not sure.
00:27I'm not sure.
00:28Hey, what do you think you're playing at?
00:30Hey, cool.
00:31Never mind, cool.
00:32You was planning on breaking in here, weren't you?
00:34Breaking in to see me grandparents, yeah.
00:36To see what?
00:37What's going on?
00:38I don't know, do I?
00:40Hey, hey, hey!
00:41Granddad?
00:42Hey, look who's here!
00:44Oh, it's our poke for me, love.
00:46Give your grandma a hug.
00:48Oh, so you rang him up.
00:50What did you do that for?
00:51No, I just thought I'd bring him up today.
00:53Well, I was going to ring back, but then I thought,
00:55why not come round and see us?
00:57Delighted to have you, son.
00:58Yeah, we are.
00:59In fact, now I'm here, I might as well stay a couple of days, you know,
01:02if that's all right with you two.
01:03Yes, of course it is.
01:04Oh, stop as long as you like, eh?
01:06So you've not got a job then?
01:07Ty?
01:08I'm just saying, cos if he has, he can't stay as long as he likes, can I?
01:11Well, he's at college, isn't he?
01:13Not for two years, Graham.
01:14You see, she's losing her memory.
01:16That he's left college ages.
01:18Oh, so what are you doing now, then?
01:21Starters, main courses, desserts.
01:23Oh, so you're a cook?
01:24I'm a chef, if you don't mind.
01:27I'm holiday right now, though.
01:28Oh, but that's nice.
01:29My dad's a baker.
01:30Oh, Dad, I wanted to get up early.
01:31I don't think he's ever had a lie in his life.
01:34No.
01:35So how old are you now, then?
01:36Hey, I told you, Digger.
01:38I'm 21.
01:39He's not, he's not, you're not married, are you?
01:41It's been a couple of close calls, but I've managed to leave town before they could slap
01:44a licence on me.
01:45Oh, you're looking after your freedom.
01:47Hey, good looking, though, ain't he?
01:49Gets that from his dad.
01:50Hey, hey, hey, I don't like his granddad, too.
01:53Anyway, I'd best get back.
01:54Oh, get back to what?
01:56What line are you in?
01:57What's it look like?
01:59Um, well, he's a mechanic who works in a garage.
02:02Just across the road.
02:03Couldn't be nearer, could it?
02:05Not really, no.
02:06And it means you get to hang hard over the family home, doesn't it?
02:08Watch out for intruders and that.
02:10Can you?
02:11It is.
02:12See you later.
02:13Good luck.
02:14Ah, good luck.
02:15Ciao, love.
02:16Salt of the earth.
02:17Salt of the earth.
02:18You want something?
02:21Just checking out where to bring the old Porsche.
02:24Porsche?
02:25Why, have you got one?
02:27Not yet.
02:28No, really, I'm looking for the local bookies, putting a bet on for granddad.
02:31Just down the road to the left.
02:33Anyway, it's what I'm supposed to be doing, but I don't suppose it's going to win, is it?
02:37Well, it wins sometimes.
02:38And what do you reckon the odds are on it winning today?
02:40Not good, eh?
02:42Well, I think that's what I'll be betting on.
02:44What?
02:45You mean you're not going to place a bet?
02:46You're going to keep the money?
02:47Well, I reckon that bookie's had more than his fair share.
02:49I think we'll keep this little bit between the family.
02:53See ya.
02:54Bye.
02:55Hiya.
02:56Hey, hey, Tyrone.
02:57Hi.
02:58Aren't you the only one that's always telling me that I shouldn't gamble?
03:02Yeah?
03:0320 quid, 71.
03:04How should I win?
03:05140 plus your 20 back.
03:07Yeah.
03:08Well, that makes a change.
03:09I think our pole's bringing us good luck.
03:12Yeah, but...
03:13What, you've got it?
03:14You've got the money?
03:15Oh, of course I have.
03:16Yeah, yeah, yeah.
03:17You put the bet on?
03:18Of course I put the bet on.
03:20Oh, I had a little joke with Ty before pretending I wasn't going to put it on, but that was just
03:24a joke, mate.
03:25You knew that, didn't you?
03:26Yeah, of course I did.
03:27Yeah, well, you're going to have to stop on if he keeps winning.
03:30You know what, Gran?
03:31I might just do that.
03:33Hey.
03:35Compliments to the chef.
03:37I didn't hear that microwave ding once.
03:39Well, I'd turn the music up specially.
03:40Glad you liked it.
03:41Is that you done now?
03:42No, no.
03:43Split shifts.
03:44They're a killer.
03:45Dutch, if you please.
03:47No, on me.
03:49Least I can do for the birthday boy.
03:51How did...
03:52That was supposed to be a stealth birthday.
03:55How did you know?
03:56Just call me Sherlock Holmes.
03:57He's been rummaging through my bins.
03:59Either that or he's psychic.
04:02Oh.
04:03I'm officially modified.
04:05Leave them in.
04:07Well, at least...
04:09W-O-R-T-H.
04:12First is three, third is nine.
04:15Memorable word, Cantona.
04:17Yeah.
04:18Well, basically I was just wondering if I can change the date of my direct debit.
04:22All right.
04:24Sorry, just a minute.
04:26What are you doing?
04:27Just feeding the dog.
04:28Why?
04:29When did you get home?
04:30Just now.
04:31Why?
04:32Well, because I didn't hear you come in, that's why.
04:33Snap.
04:34So?
04:35So?
04:36It looks like you're spying on a private phone call.
04:37Like I'm that interested.
04:38Anyway, backyard's not exactly private, is it?
04:40Well, if you don't mind.
04:41Well, cool your jets.
04:43We're going for a walk in a minute.
04:44Anyway, come on, go.
04:45Come on.
04:46Get out of here.
04:47Get out of here.
04:48Get out of here.
04:53He's sat in my place again, him.
04:54Hey, hey, you're gonna be late, you.
04:56I've just been sat with Vera, she's bored up there.
04:58Well, I said we could make the set of you up for her down here.
05:00Hey, no, no, that's not a good idea, that.
05:02Because it can be hell of a palaver if she wants the toilet, you know.
05:04Oh, right.
05:05That's the only reason why you want her up there, is it?
05:07No, no, I mean, colds can be very dangerous for people as our age.
05:10I mean, how about you?
05:11Loose rugs on the floor in the bathroom can be very dangerous for people as our age.
05:15Here we go, here we go.
05:16Mummy's buying the 3.30.
05:188, 2, 1.
05:19Give over that.
05:20No, no, no, no.
05:21Check the form, all right?
05:22The ground's nice and hard, the way that he likes it.
05:24Excuse me, you heard what Vera said.
05:26No one's to go to the betting shop for you.
05:28I wouldn't dream of asking you.
05:30Ah, two quid there.
05:31Put it on the dinner time.
05:32Yeah, I'd got me cell phone with me.
05:33The back's a bit.
05:34Give him a break.
05:35I don't know what else to look forward to, has he?
05:37Jack, I'm going to have to feed you pigeons at dinner.
05:38I'm late as it is.
05:39Ah, he's...
05:40Already done it.
05:41Chopped up some bacon fat, like you said.
05:42Grandad stuck it in there, he wolfed it down.
05:43Ah, he's a good lad, him.
05:44Good lad, I'll tell you.
05:45All right.
05:46So, will 23 pence do you?
05:47Oh, sorry.
05:48Sorry, mate.
05:4924 pence.
05:5024 pence.
05:51Get in here.
05:52James, we're shut.
05:54Oh, sorry.
05:55Sorry, mate.
05:5624 pence.
05:5724 pence.
05:58Get in here.
05:59James, we're shut.
06:01James, we're shut.
06:09Don't be scared.
06:10It's all right.
06:11You've got no money, that's all right.
06:13What else have you got?
06:14I ain't got nothing.
06:16I ain't got nothing.
06:17What about that watch you bought?
06:19Hey, come on, that was 100 quid, that was.
06:21It was 100 quid, that was.
06:22Well, it's mine now, isn't it?
06:24Jacket, shirt, the lot, off.
06:27You're mental.
06:28You're mental.
06:29Are you going to take them off, or do you want me to take them off for you, Paul?
06:39I've seen classier stuff in a charity shop.
06:42Shoes, socks, get them off.
06:44You're joking.
06:45Do I look like I'm laughing?
06:49Come on.
06:50Haven't got all day.
06:51Get them off.
06:54Come on.
06:55What's the matter with you?
06:56Like an old woman.
06:58Right, Kex, get them off.
07:00No way.
07:01Oh, come on.
07:02You've not gone shy, have you?
07:03Get them off, Paul!
07:10Man, you've got Superman undercrackers on.
07:13Oh, Paul, honestly, you kill me, you do.
07:16Look.
07:17Come on, I'll get you your money soon.
07:18I was just...
07:19Oh, please, eh?
07:20Please, eh?
07:21Do you know what?
07:22I'm too nice.
07:23Honestly, I am.
07:24That's always been my problem, hasn't it?
07:26Too nice.
07:27Go on, then.
07:28Run off home.
07:29Eh?
07:30Go on, quick, before I change my mind!
07:31Get out!
07:32Come on!
07:36Don't go scaring any little old grannies!
07:38I mean, I know it's only a small space, but I reckon you can do a lot with it.
07:45Well, you could put in a water feature.
07:47I don't know, they make you want to win.
07:51Paul!
07:52What the hell are you doing, lad?
07:54Superman in your dreams!
07:55He's a stripper, Grandma, aren't you?
07:57Is that what you do in your spare time?
07:59Just shut up, will you?
08:00Get out of me way!
08:01Ha ha ha ha ha!
