Letterkenny Season 6 by JAG

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Letterkenny Season 6 Episode 2 Bush Party Season

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00:01The dog gave you a wee bit of a scare the other day.

00:06A stroke.

00:07That's what I said.

00:09They didn't have a stroke.

00:10Well, that's what they said.

00:12Why'd you think he was having the strokes?

00:14Well, he was out laying in the sun for a few hours.

00:16When he came back up the house, his back end was all honey-dicked.

00:20How so?

00:21Well, it was like he was trying to walk and scratch himself at the same time,

00:25but his brain couldn't figure out which one to focus on.

00:28So did you do?

00:29Well, he said, oh, fuck, this is it.

00:31Is that what you did?

00:32I said, oh, fuck, if you're getting on the needle, better get one ready for me, too.

00:35He's okay, good buddy.

00:36I said, oh, fuck, if you're digging a hole, better dig a big one when I'm getting in there with him.

00:40But it's all been sorted.

00:41Well, it's all sorted, but I said, oh, fuck, Gary.

00:44Yeah, we ought to leave this world behind.

00:46That's what I said.

00:47You knew that he was on bladder meds for the last three weeks.

00:50Fucking geezer.

00:51And that he'd be passing the bladder stones sometime around now,

00:55and to expect some odd behavior.

00:57You still go worst case scenario?

00:59I said, oh, fuck, this is it.

01:01And what was the verdict?

01:03Passing bladder stones.

01:05Exactly.

01:06Just passing some bladder stones.

01:08There's a fucking echo in here, Katie.

01:10I think he faked it.

01:13Fake what?

01:14A stroke.

01:16Why would the dogs fake the strokes?

01:18Gus faked a stroke so that he could go to the vet and get a thermometer up the bum.

01:23Look, if you're coming, you better come correct.

01:33Well, look how Stormy responds to a thermometer up the bum.

01:36Hates her life.

01:37No time for a knuckler there, either.

01:39No time for a two-knuckler.

01:40There's no such thing as a three-knuckler.

01:42Which we've established.

01:43Seto, too.

01:44Even the sight of a thermometer?

01:46Send him scrambling.

01:47Yeah, God help the vet tries to throw a knuckler up Seto's bum.

01:50Vet might not get that one back.

01:52So what are you saying here, Katie?

01:53I'm saying that Gus is...

01:55Look, if you're coming, you better come correct.

01:57Gus is gay.

01:59Gus is gay.

02:08No, he isn't.

02:09Yeah, he is.

02:12No, he isn't.

02:13Yeah, he is.

02:14Have you ever seen him mount a female?

02:19He's a gentleman.

02:20Well, you've seen him mount countless males.

02:23You mount the red-hot tailpipe of a high CC quad, Katie. Come off it.

02:27What if he is gay? What's the big deal?

02:29I don't give a fuck if he's gay.

02:30Maybe you do.

02:32Maybe you think that...

02:34It's good to me, man. I'm gonna let that...

02:37I'm gonna let that marinate.

02:39Hey, Derry.

02:41What if Gus was gay?

02:42I don't give a fuck if he's gay.

02:43Dan, what if Gus is gay?

02:46Well, Professor Tresh is...

02:48I withdraw.

02:49See, Wayne, Gus is gay.

02:51What's the big deal?

02:52I already said I don't give a fuck if he's gay.

02:55Well, that makes him very happy.

02:57Just don't, uh...

02:59Don't go saying that around McMurray.

03:02Why?

03:03McMurray gets weird about that stuff.

03:05How so?

03:06Well, like, he's fine with it.

03:08If you're gay.

03:10If you're queer.

03:12Maybe you like a good honey dickin'.

03:16He just, uh...

03:18It's kinda weird talkin' about it, is all.

03:21How does he talk about it?

03:23Well, just get all uncomfortable, you know?

03:25It'd be like, uh...

03:27You know?

03:28What if I come up to me and...

03:30Say you're fuckin' cute, bud?

03:32You know what I said right from the start of the very beginning?

03:35I, uh...

03:36I ain't one of ya.

03:37That is about the best shit I've heard all day.

03:39Well, you'll ever come up to me and say, uh...

03:41Fuck, are you cute, bud?

03:42You know what I said right from the start of the very beginning?

03:44Uh...

03:45I, uh...

03:46I love my wife, and, uh...

03:47You know, uh...

03:48Keep it away from me?

03:49No.

03:50Not around me.

03:51Because, uh...

03:52I ain't one of ya.

03:53This is fascinating.

03:54You know, Professor Trish is...

03:55You know what, Dan?

03:56Enough!

03:57I ain't one of ya.

03:58You know, but, uh...

03:59You's got your streak.

04:00You's, uh...

04:01Got your day.

04:02And, uh...

04:03From what I'm told, you're here to stay.

04:04Just, uh...

04:05Keep it away from me.

04:06Cause I ain't one of ya.

04:07L-O-L.

04:08You know, I...

04:09I don't really care.

04:10I mean, I don't like being told what to do myself there, either.

04:12You's got your streak.

04:13You's got your day.

04:14Oh, boy, do I love my wife, and...

04:27Oh, she loves me.

04:28From what I'm told, you're here to stay.

04:30Not anywhere near me.

04:31Oh, I ain't one of ya, but, uh...

04:34You know, you can think them cute, but, uh...

04:37You know, you're a good enough guy, but, uh...

04:39But, uh, I see we both like tight t-shirts, but, uh, we can have a beer, but, uh, nothing else.

04:47Because I ain't one of you.

04:48Talking about, uh, you know, maybe you've ever been down Poco?

04:51What, you've never been down Coon?

04:53Ever been down to that Minican?

04:54Never been down to Keiko?

04:56Gotta go down to Keiko's, you've ever done to Keiko's.

04:58Plenty of using the Florida Keys.

05:00Florida Keys, Florida's for me.

05:02Plenty of use down Key West.

05:03I love the Key West, Key West is the best.

05:06Plenty of use down Miami.

05:07You hot jimmy-down Bobby, I've been down to Miami.

05:12You all right with it if the dog's gay?

05:14Because, as much told, gays are here to stay, so.

05:18I guess he does always spring that red rocket when he's up on your lap.

05:22Because that was in the cards.

05:23Snipes!

05:41Come on, snipers.

05:44Hey boys, quick bro down.

05:46Ah, quick powwow, boys.

05:51You guys sure you want your, uh, snipers just cruising in there unattended?

05:56Chest puffer convention in there, boys.

05:58Dude's walking around with watermelons under each arm.

06:01Nothing to worry about there.

06:02Uh, no reason not to trust her till she gives you one, boys.

06:05Wow.

06:06It's a mature approach, boys.

06:08Thinking the game far beyond your years, boys.

06:10You guys coming to the Bush Party tonight?

06:12You bet.

06:13You?

06:13The Bush Party we are hosting?

06:16Yeah.

06:20Perhaps.

06:21Boys.

06:22Boys.

06:22We got a bet going to Ronzie and Daxie.

06:25Who can tally the most takedowns?

06:27That's a mature approach, boys.

06:29Thinking the game far beyond your years, boys.

06:31Mm, all the college and uni tail home for the summer, boys.

06:35Gotta get it while the getting's goodest, and the good's about to get got.

06:38Get it?

06:39Got it.

06:39Good.

06:40More to that, the college and uni kids that are home that have taken their fighting skills to the city for a year,

06:46they're thinking they're tougher than nails.

06:47More to that, there's a chest puffer in there,

06:50a beacon about being the toughest guy in his college town,

06:52and I think you know what that means.

06:55Oh, you want to tell me?

06:56Well, if he's saying he's the toughest guy in his college town,

06:59college towns are bigger than our town,

07:01then that would also make him the toughest guy in...

07:04The toughest guy in Letterkenny.

07:08Who's the toughest guy in Letterkenny?

07:10Here we go now.

07:11Just give me a heads up.

07:12More to that.

07:13Sucker's a fair game at a Bush Party.

07:15Yeah, like if you see a dude giving me the stink eye,

07:17you best just walk over there and sucker.

07:19Yeah, because likely he's thinking about suckering you.

07:22No, you don't want to get suckered.

07:23Now, we know the rules at a Bush Party, boys.

07:25It's all about the W's at a Bush Party, boys.

07:27They don't ask how, they ask how many at a Bush Party.

07:30Some chest puffer in there saying he's the toughest guy in Letterkenny.

07:34How'd that work out for you, JB?

07:35One's the loneliest number, bud.

07:37Yeah, well, second place is first loser.

07:40A lot of chinwagging going on in there, right?

07:42He's ready?

07:42Tell me I don't look it.

07:44Heads on a swivel, boys.

07:46Use your peripherals.

07:47Who the fuck are you?

07:48Remember me, boys.

07:50Only rule of suckers.

07:51Here we go now.

08:00Holy shit, you just hopped off a horse and you get fucked up yet.

08:04Tough getting around those watermelons all day, pheasant?

08:06Enjoy your waterway until the creatine runs out, bud.

08:09You're going to look like someone stuck a fucking pin in you.

08:11Breathe, pyleye, you're going to get fucking hemorrhoids.

08:17Love the hustle, bro.

08:19Fuck, you could cut the sexual tension over there with a knife.

08:23Give your balls a tug, titfucker.

08:25Fuck you, Shorzy.

08:26Put a shirt on.

08:27Fuck you, Riley.

08:29Go scoop it off your mom's bedroom floor for me.

08:32She gives my nipples butterfly kisses.

08:34Fuck you, Shorzy.

08:36Fuck you, Jonesy.

08:37Your mom shot cum straight across the room and killed my Siamese fighting fish.

08:42Threw off the pH levels in my aquarium, you piece of shit.

08:46Fuck you, Shorzy.

08:47Did you hear yourself?

08:48Fuck you, Riley.

08:49You should have heard your mom last night.

08:51She sounded like a window closing on a Tonkinese cat's tail.

08:55Sounded like...

08:57Ah!

08:59Fuck you, Shorzy.

09:00Fuck you, Jonesy.

09:02You should have heard your mom last night.

09:04She sounded like my great aunt when I pull a surprise visit.

09:07She was like...

09:08Oh!

09:11Fuck you, Shorzy.

09:12Fuck you, Riley.

09:13Your mom sneaky gushed so hard she bucked me off the waterbed last night.

09:18Don't tell her I was thinking about Jonesy's mom the entire time.

09:22Fuck you, Shorzy.

09:23Fuck you, Jonesy.

09:25Your mom ugly cried because she left the lens cap on the camcorder last night.

09:29It's fucking amateur hour over there.

09:32Fuck you, Shorzy!

09:41That's it, Roldy.

09:42Just enough to turn it green.

09:44I never thought I'd be able to put a wholesome spin on drug dealing, but here we are.

09:50GHB is the best party drug when used properly.

09:54What's it like?

09:55It's like the chattiness of good blow with a euphoric high of good M.

10:00No way, yeah.

10:01And half the come down.

10:03No way, yeah.

10:05And you keep your appetite.

10:06Gee, lish.

10:08You kind of just flail.

10:10Holy.

10:10But when used improperly, it's the date rape drug.

10:16Yeah.

10:16That's why we put green dye in it.

10:19In case some financial district chotch with contentious intentions tries to slip it in some

10:24girl's drink, she'll know.

10:28Sure like to try it.

10:30I like sober, Rold.

10:32I like sober gay.

10:34Gay.

10:35Can't feel my legs.

10:39Not as much as I like sober Stuart.

10:43We'll go to the club at midnight.

10:45Sure thing, Parker.

10:50Make that 12.30.

10:52No.

11:05And you better not be the ones who've been crop dusting this place for the past half hour.

11:10It's fucking gross.

11:13You can guess I'll tell.

11:15What are you doing?

11:16I know, straw bills and...

11:18Barla?

11:19Just between us girls?

11:20A conversation of a girl?

11:24Has-tu déjà autant baisé de ta vie?

11:26I'm a little bit concerned about my electrolytes.

11:29Feels like they're a little bit depleted.

11:33You gotta stay hydrated.

11:36C'est...

11:37Inépuisable.

11:40C'est une ressource renouvelable.

11:42Non, mais des fois, j'ai même pas nécessairement envie, t'sais.

11:45Je vais juste le proposer pour voir s'il peut y aller encore.

11:47Bien.

11:49À chaque fois.

11:51Look, if you're peeing and clear, you're not hydrated.

11:54You could approach this thing like a marathon runner.

11:57Throwing so much hip in this sort of weather is a great way to get heat stroke.

12:00You ever had heat stroke?

12:02No.

12:03You don't want it.

12:04Non, mais t'sais, c'est des ouvriers, hein?

12:08J'veux pas faire de comparaison raboteuse, là, mais ils ont l'habitude du travail manuel,

12:12admettons.

12:13C'est des travailleurs acharnés.

12:15Ouais, j'pense aussi.

12:17J'pense, il y a de la job à faire, il est à fond.

12:19Sans poser de questions.

12:20Mais c'est ça.

12:21Puis quand t'aimes ta job, t'as jamais l'impression de travailler.

12:24Tu penses qu'ils parlent de ça ensemble, les gars?

12:35Je pense pas qu'ils discutent des détails, là.

12:39T'sais, probablement qu'ils disent juste s'ils ont baisé ou s'ils ont pas baisé.

12:41En fait, non.

12:42Ils disent probablement même pas s'ils ont pas baisé.

12:44Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada

13:14Hey, we said watch our drinks.

13:36F***ing you, idiot.

13:37I did.

13:38No, you didn't.

13:39Look.

13:40Why are they green?

13:41Because someone put G in them.

13:43G's not green.

13:44Yes, it is.

13:45No, it isn't.

13:46Yes, it is.

13:47And you shouldn't sell that stuff anymore.

13:49It's not safe.

13:50It's not supposed to be safe.

13:51It's drugs.

13:52It doesn't matter anyway.

13:54No one will buy it from you that way.

13:55Let's go find who's selling the green stuff.

13:57Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, what?

13:59Somebody else is selling in here?

14:00Yeah, and keeping us safe.

14:03Some vigilante shit.

14:04And when a girl asks you to watch a drink, watch a f***ing drink.

14:08F***ing idiot.

14:09Hello.

14:22Of course I'll be there.

14:24It's on the property.

14:25Okay.

14:33Chest buffers coming.

14:55Chest buffers coming.

15:01Chest buffers coming.

15:05Chest buffers pushing.

15:11Chest buffers coming.

17:27Why just let them go be shitheads?

17:29Well, it's to help them decide whether or not they want to stay in the English world permanently

17:33or go back to the Mennonite world and be with their families.

17:37What's in the Mennonite world?

17:38All auditorian.

17:40Great pride and community.

17:42Generations and generations of inbreedings.

17:46How many stay in the English world?

17:48A few.

17:49Some do?

17:50Some do.

17:56Some do.

18:09Has our Otis Soparande escaped you?

18:14Our M.O.

18:15F**k emo!

18:16Inconspicuous!

18:17I'm just spittin' this!

18:18Bail your transaction!

18:20I'm down for transaction!

18:22Keep your dealings disclosed, lest we be made manifest!

18:27Are you guys selling the green G?

18:29That's us!

18:30Pleasure.

18:31This is some vigilante shit.

18:34Gratsy.

19:04Wait!

19:10Who the f**k are you?

19:12I'm the toughest guy on letter caddy.

19:19Have an eye for suckers.

19:21You got em.

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20:03Oh, this makes me feel like I can't do it

20:14Everybody's down

20:17Everybody's down

20:23It's time to fall

20:26It's a wonderful

20:27No one is around

20:32Mommy's busted too, boy

20:38Fighting for two kids

20:41Makes me feel like I can't

20:48Makes me feel like I can't do it

20:53Everybody's down

20:56Everybody's down

21:01Every soul

21:04In every town

21:06Everybody's got me going

21:12All the ways I can do it

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