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Letterkenny Season 6 Episode 4 Dyck's Slip Out
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00:00Can I have a stick of gum?
00:07Hey, you want a stick?
00:08I'd have a stick if you've got a stick.
00:09A stick of gum?
00:10Well, maybe take a second stick.
00:11More than one stick.
00:12Just drinking from the hose as we beat Rusty down the line.
00:15That sounds like a two-stick fire to me.
00:25Gary?
00:26Yeah?
00:27Say, about.
00:29About.
00:30Okay.
00:33You've got some sticks of gum?
00:35Hey, you want a stick?
00:36If you've got some sticks, I'd take some sticks.
00:38A stick of gum.
00:39You've got more than one stick?
00:40Yeah, you want more than one stick of gum?
00:42I drank some OJs after brushing my teeth, so I'm breathing fires.
00:45Well, sounds like you need more than one stick.
00:52And, say, about.
00:56About.
00:58Okay.
00:59Okay.
01:02Hey, you want a stick of gum?
01:03I know you've got a stick of gum.
01:04Yeah, I got a stick.
01:05Give me a stick.
01:06A stick of gum.
01:07I'll take another one for later, too.
01:09More than one stick of gum?
01:10Yeah.
01:11I had some Gus and Brew in my coffee this morning.
01:13Yeah, he'll need more than one stick.
01:14Yeah.
01:15He'll need more than one stick.
01:22Katie?
01:23Yeah?
01:24Say...
01:26About.
01:28About.
01:29Okay.
01:30Why do you keep asking us to say that, good buddy?
01:33Well, a G.I. Jehovah come up the laneway the other day, and he said it like a boat.
01:42A boat.
01:43A boat?
01:44Yes, like if you're out on the water, you're in... a boat.
01:48I've never heard no one says it like a boat.
01:51What's a weird way to say about?
01:53Oh, to be fair.
01:54To be fair.
01:55To be fair.
01:56To be fair.
01:57To be fair.
01:58To be fair.
01:59To be fair, Yanks think we've got a weird way of saying about.
02:04Yeah, what's that all about?
02:06Well, they say it like about.
02:09About?
02:10About?
02:11Yeah, and they make fun of us for saying about.
02:14No, I'm pretty sure Yanks make fun of us for saying about.
02:18Who says about?
02:19Ask a fucking Yank.
02:21About.
02:23About.
02:24About.
02:25And now?
02:27About.
02:29Well, what did G.I. have to say?
02:31Well...
02:32It's about heart.
02:33It's about passion.
02:35It's about discipline.
02:36It's about not having Christmas, isn't it?
02:39It's about so much more than you think it's about.
02:42So what'd you do?
02:44Wastes time a wee bit.
02:46As you do.
02:48Well, why don't you tell me what it's about?
02:52It's about Jesus.
02:54Being God's only direct creation.
02:56It's about not drinking, isn't it?
02:59It's about not watching R-rated movies as well.
03:02It's for sure a boat not dancing.
03:04Pretty sure someone told me one time that it's what it's about.
03:07For sure.
03:08It's about not listening to music containing moral lyrics.
03:11What's your fucking name?
03:12Bob.
03:13Bob, tell me.
03:14What's good about it?
03:17Well, yeah, but what do you have to say?
03:19I don't know what phone rang I went inside to get it.
03:21I kind of forgot he was out there, so I must have skedaddled.
03:24Nope.
03:25And I'd be more than happy to continue telling you what being a Jehovah's Witness is all about.
03:30I'm bored to leave you behind some literature.
03:33What's your fucking name again?
03:35Bob.
03:36Get the fuck out of here, Bob.
03:38Okay.
03:39Hey.
03:40What'd you get into?
03:42Do you use a stick of gum?
03:44Nope.
03:45Men of Nights.
03:46Men of Nappers.
03:47Fuck they run those Nappers.
03:48That looks like Noah Dick.
03:49And Anita Dick.
03:51Wayne?
03:52Mr. Dick.
03:54Dick with a Y, I was proclaimed as he was known as the
04:09loge credits stand.
04:11That look like Noah Dick.
04:12Yeah.
04:13And Anita Dick.
04:15Hey.
04:16theirs.
04:17Handsong.
04:18Always Edge.
04:19It's a silly thing for me.
04:20Time is a silly thing.
04:20Yes?
04:22Daryl?
04:22Mrs. Dick.
04:25Wayne, feel free to call me Noah Dick.
04:27Daryl, please continue to call me Mrs. Dick.
04:30Brings you up the laneway.
04:32Wayne, your family's always been very good to our community, and we appreciate it once.
04:38You've used us right, and hopefully you feel as though we've used you right, too.
04:42Without question.
04:44We appreciate it once.
04:45Which is why I know I can count on your discretion, especially in a matter as sensitive as this one.
04:53Can confirm.
04:55Okay.
04:56This is not easy to say.
04:58Nor is it by any means an accusation.
05:01Where are our daughters?
05:02I need a dick now.
05:04Please.
05:07Our daughter, Charity.
05:09Charity, Dick.
05:10And her sister, Chastity.
05:12Chastity, Dick.
05:13Are on their gap year once.
05:15Isn't that called rumspringa?
05:16Men are talking, Daryl.
05:18Anita Dick and I are concerned that our little dicks have been bitten by the good time bug.
05:25And while dicks have been known to slip out on occasion, our fear is that our dicks have been out longer than we're comfortable with once.
05:36Have you seen our dicks?
05:37Oh, yea tall once.
05:39Strong nose like their father.
05:41Strong-willed like their mother.
05:43I did see them at the bush party, actually.
05:47Dick's at a bush party, you say?
05:50I know it.
05:51Shameful.
05:51Haven't seen them since, though.
05:53Truth be told.
05:55Katie, you seen a dick or two?
05:58That's a loaded question, big brother.
06:00Hello, Katie.
06:06Noah.
06:07Anita.
06:08Catherine.
06:09Lovely day.
06:11What brings you guys by?
06:13We heard our daughters were here.
06:16And Charity and...
06:17We'll take all the Charity dick you've got.
06:20All the Chastity dick, too.
06:22We want Charity and Chastity home before they get swayed into a life of bad decisions once.
06:28They are free to decide whether the English world is for them.
06:31That is their right.
06:31But our dicks belong in the hands of the Mennonite community.
06:34And we would like to gently suggest to them that they return home with us before they've been too exposed.
06:43Well, the last I saw them, they were with hockey players.
06:46I offered to give them a ride home, but they said that they wanted to walk.
06:54We dicks can be hard-headed.
06:57Hockey players have quite the reputation for sticking their noses and other things where they don't belong.
07:03Can't confirm.
07:05Oh, dear.
07:05My goodness.
07:06Good heavens.
07:07Heaven only knows.
07:09Well, the good news is there's only a couple places hockey players tend to hang out.
07:13Yeah, the gym or the barn.
07:15The barn?
07:16Oh, dear.
07:17My goodness.
07:18Good heavens.
07:19Heaven only knows.
07:20The hayloft.
07:22Intertwined in breathy clusters.
07:26Look, I should clarify.
07:28The barn is in the hockey rink.
07:30Yeah, you're looking for two puck heads driving a Tonka truck.
07:34That's Riley and Jonesy.
07:36Noah, please go ahead.
07:37Let us know if there's anything else we can do to help.
07:40Wayne, our entire community thanks you for your kindnesses you've shown us here this day once.
07:45Well, looks like a couple of dicks.
07:51Well, hello there, Daniel.
07:53Haven't seen you in the age of a dog.
07:59Well, until soon.
08:01Goddamn smellies.
08:11And a good day to you both.
08:30I'm Noah Dick.
08:33Who do I?
08:34And this is my wife.
08:36Anita Dick.
08:38Ah, that's Jonesy.
08:40That's Riley.
08:42Blue.
08:43Sorry to bother you.
08:46But we were wondering.
08:47Where are our daughters?
08:48Yes.
08:49Don't know.
08:50Ditto.
08:53Sorry for the confusion.
08:54It's just that Wayne seemed to think you might have seen our dicks.
09:01Oh, those dicks.
09:04Yeah.
09:04Yeah, yeah, yeah.
09:05A charity and the other one.
09:08Chastity.
09:09Yeah, yeah, it's all coming back to me now.
09:13We met them.
09:14But we didn't, like, meet them.
09:17No, definitely never met them.
09:21Well, have you seen them?
09:23Not, like, seen them, if that's what you mean.
09:28We're definitely not seeing your dicks.
09:30You know what I mean?
09:31You know what I mean?
09:32No.
09:32But I do know this.
09:36If I find out you're lying to me, the wrath of an angry dick will leave a lasting mark once.
09:44Maybe check the dollar store.
09:46They might be dancing with the skids or something.
09:48Thank you so much for your time.
09:51Praise be to God.
09:52Praise be to him.
09:53Praise be to you.
09:55Praise be.
09:56Praise be to you.
10:26The dicks love the English world.
10:30Yeah, but, I mean, the Mennonite world has its perks, too, I'm sure.
10:35Put a little English on a dick and we'll put a little Mennonite on a penis.
10:43Dan, why do you hate Mennonites so much?
10:46They're nice people, good workers.
10:48They're great workers.
10:49Good runners, too.
10:50Fuckin' they run.
10:51They drive a hard bargain on the business side.
10:54Yeah, it can be a wee bit chasty.
10:55Well, they'll run like the wind.
10:57Every one of them can run.
10:58Tight with money.
11:00Great workers.
11:01They'll show you a thing or two about good work.
11:03Well, they'll beat you in a race, boy.
11:04Fuckin' they run.
11:05Just because I respect some don'ts means I can't hate some.
11:10I'm gonna need a minute with that.
11:11That was like a quadruple negative.
11:14Well, how can you hate them?
11:15They're harmless.
11:17That's what they watch us to think.
11:19But deep down there, Judge Ear and Judge Reinhold and Judge Judy watchin' Judge Dredds.
11:23Well, is that what they are?
11:25I was fifteens at the time.
11:26Is that what you were?
11:27It was the Letterkenny Days picnic.
11:30Hottest day in July.
11:32I believe yous were away at a balls tournament.
11:34The Jeff Davies Memorial.
11:35Jeff Davies was fast, too.
11:37Not as fast as a napper, though.
11:38Fuckin' they run.
11:39Anywho, it was the tater sack race.
11:42I always hated them.
11:44Burlap burns.
11:45First prize was an ice-cold glass of lemonades.
11:49We lined up at the start line and looked across to the finish line, and there she was.
11:54A little shmelly.
11:55Holding up the prize lemonades.
11:58Almost like a mirage.
11:59It's my favorite all-time chocolate bar.
12:01We locked eyes and smiled.
12:03Despite her broad shoulders, she was cute as a bug's horn.
12:06Good runner, too, no doubt.
12:07I was in first place, coming down to the finish line.
12:11Like the wind.
12:13So I guess you could say you had it in the bag.
12:17Hey-oh!
12:19I did.
12:21When out of nowhere, this shmelly in a sack.
12:27I told you they were fast.
12:28I know what I've been saying this entire time how fast they are.
12:31Fuckin' they run.
12:32He comes tearing up from behind me, knocks me over.
12:35Ass over tea kettles.
12:38Wasn't he disqualified?
12:40No.
12:41Well, shmellies are a shysty.
12:43Yeah, he should have been DQ'd like a chocolate dip cone.
12:46So who was he?
12:48Who's to say?
12:49It all happened so fast.
12:51I've never seen that shmelly before or since.
12:54All's I know is I watched him hop across the finish line upside down and claim my prize.
13:01Why is he upside down?
13:02He wasn't.
13:04I was.
13:06I ate it.
13:08Never gots the lemonade.
13:11Never gots the chats with her.
13:13I never even scenes her again.
13:15But I'll never forgets her.
13:17And guess who she was?
13:20Who?
13:22Lavina Dick.
13:25Lavina Dick?
13:27That's right.
13:29Lavina Dick.
13:30Younger sister of one Noah Dick.
13:34Yeah, I know who that is.
13:35Fuck, she can run, boy.
13:37So you had a crush on a shmelly.
13:39I did.
13:41And I had my hearts broken that day.
13:44And ever since then, I have never trusted a menna napper.
13:49So, Lavina Dick is the one who got away for Squirrely Dan.
13:56What if Dan ended up with a shmelly?
13:58A shmelly Dick, even.
14:00Let's try and find a way to never say shmelly and dick in the same sentence.
14:05I do often wonders what's ever happened to her.
14:12How can they run?
14:35Hello, auntie.
14:51I am Noah Dick.
14:54And this is my wife, Anita Dick.
14:57How do you spell that?
14:59Well, with a Y, of course.
15:01Sure you guys aren't dykes?
15:03We're hoping you can help us find our daughters.
15:13How many do you have?
15:15Two.
15:16Oh, a pair of dicks.
15:19Your dicks are not our responsibility.
15:25Maybe we have done awful things to them.
15:29And they're sleeping it off in our tenement right now.
15:32But they'll dance again.
15:36Dance is a vertical expression of a horizontal intention.
15:41And I will urge you to never let your intentions be known in the presence of my wife ever again once.
15:46But why?
15:47I bet she's mental tight.
15:54Care to explore each other while the Mennonite is still young?
15:58I need a dick.
15:59Watch what you say, please, with your pink mouth ones.
16:04Ow!
16:05On the day of judgment, he will gather all nations.
16:08Separate the sheep from the right and the gourds on the left.
16:12Which are you, sheep or goat?
16:17A sheep or goat?
16:20Goat.
16:22Goat?
16:23Where are my daughters?
16:28Names?
16:30A charity dick.
16:31Bless you.
16:34And chastity dick.
16:35I've not seen a charity dick.
16:38I've no use for a chastity dick.
16:44Good.
16:45Here's a pure seed.
16:48You dicks appear firm.
16:51In your beliefs.
16:53It's charity.
16:54Ow.
16:55Ask Glenn.
16:57He knows everything that goes on in Letterkenny.
16:59Get down, gorks!
17:05Yay!
17:16Why, it's a good thing you stepped in when you did once.
17:20I was on the verge of getting rather cross.
17:23Boys?
17:38Boys?
17:38Grab a rake, tidy that gravel, you've upset.
17:41You need a favor, boys.
17:43A big one, boys.
17:44What's the matter?
17:45Are your Robert Munch book reports overdue?
17:48Thomas' snowsuit or Moira's birthday?
17:50Angela's airplanes or Stephanie's ponytails?
17:52Paperback Princess was the best.
17:54I like 50 below zero.
17:56What?
17:57Pigs was the best.
17:59Oh, no.
18:01Hagman's father.
18:02We don't have Robert Munch book reports overdue.
18:06But if I had to pick my favorite, it'd be Mortimer.
18:11I'd pick the boy in the drawer, but only because somebody probably already picked Love You Forever.
18:15Or my personal favorite.
18:19I have to go.
18:20No, this is serious, boys.
18:23We had to call off our takedown tourney with Ronzi and Daxi.
18:26We got dicks all over us.
18:28Tragic.
18:29Those shmellies are shawarming us, boys.
18:31Can we hide out here?
18:33Why?
18:33Katie, I'll put this gently.
18:35All they want to do is bang.
18:36They're Bangalina Jolie.
18:38Feel like characters in a Bang Lee movie.
18:40They need banger management.
18:41And now you want to hit the menopause button?
18:44They need more junk than a heroin addict.
18:46All they want to do is make pound cake.
18:49We're running out of frosting, boys.
18:51What's the matter, boys?
18:52Not enough wood to make the furniture?
18:54Boys to Mennonite has come to the end of the road.
18:57They're Olympic-level pole vaulters, buddy.
18:59Ruthless on the uneven bar, bro.
19:02They're the renegades of spunk.
19:03Say jam, sucker.
19:05And now you're too tired to go all Mennonite long, Lionel Pitchy?
19:09Bonnet blisters on your birds.
19:11Tapping out from tapping.
19:13It's Bush Lake.
19:14Oh, there's Bush.
19:16Weak?
19:18Beat it.
19:20Katie!
19:21Fine, go up to my room.
19:23Thanks, Katie Cat.
19:27Wait, you've said that before and it was to go bang.
19:32And like we said, we definitely have bang overs.
19:35But if you...
19:37Go.
19:38You want to do some sex?
19:43Go!
19:46You just parked the jeep in the driveway.
19:51That is a new level of not smart.
19:54Should we move it?
19:55Nah.
19:56How are they ever going to learn to don't let them crash and burn?
19:59Do you guys think that all Mennonites have a hankerance for frequent animate relations?
20:06I'm going to go ahead and give you the answer I can only assume you're hoping for, Dan.
20:12Big time.
20:13They are good workers.
20:15Fast riders too!
20:16Fuck, they run!
20:17I'm going to go ahead and give you the opportunity to do that.
20:23Hello?
20:24Hello?
20:24Hello?
20:26Hi, y'all.
20:28Sorry to interrupt your worship.
20:30Don't be silly, Noah.
20:33I was just praying to Jesus' mother so the more the marry her.
20:38What is the mat for?
20:41Oh, that's just me getting in a little exercise while I commune with the Lord.
20:46I call it yoga.
20:48Pretty sure it's going to be a thing.
20:51Now, I'm always excited to see a dick, but two dicks at once?
20:56My cup runneth over.
20:58Twat do I owe the pleasure of getting double-dicked?
21:00I know a dick.
21:05I'm looking for my daughters.
21:07They're on their gap year once.
21:09And we are fearful that the hedonistic lifestyle has captured their imaginations.
21:17Preach.
21:18I know all about it.
21:20You do?
21:20Well, of course I do.
21:21My parents were both in missionary positions in Africa.
21:25So, on my gap year, I ran away and joined an all-male period review about dolphin poaching
21:32called Master Invader.
21:35Yelp reviews included, it's fantastic, and a performance with porpoise.
21:40Honest to pod?
21:43Noah!
21:44Honest to cod?
21:48One meanie on Yelp, however, wrote,
21:51Will this ever dolphin-ish?
21:53But I didn't care because a buddy of mine and I made a blowhole we were both super proud of.
22:04Have you seen our dicks or not?
22:06I need a dick full stop.
22:09I have not.
22:11However, here's a thought.
22:13Go up to the farm and ask Wayne,
22:15because I know if I was a teenage girl and I'm 80% sure that I am not,
22:20that's exactly where I would go to get my gap filled.
22:23Here I stand.
22:45Dickless.
22:45Is that the jeep that belongs to those two sleeveless ne'er-do-wells?
22:50Um...
22:51Noah, Anita,
22:53as you mentioned previously,
22:55we've always been honest with each other.
22:58God rewards honesty, one.
23:00God is the way, the truth, and the life.
23:03Those two nutsacks are in the house.
23:05Wayne!
23:06Katie,
23:06if anyone in town was missing a kid
23:09or a cat,
23:10Nappers would be the first ones knocking off or in hell.
23:13It's only right we pay that forward.
23:16Do unto others as you would have them do unto.
23:19The golden.
23:21Wayne's right.
23:23Might as well come out, boys.
23:25The jig is up.
23:29God help me.
23:30I need a dick.
23:31I need a dick.
23:31Dicks, please.
23:34Now, we've all done things in our younger years
23:36that we later regret.
23:38If that didn't kill us,
23:40perhaps it made us stronger.
23:41If it was a bad time,
23:42maybe it led to a good story.
23:45Sometimes even both.
23:47But these young fellas
23:48was just being young fellas.
23:50You can't fault them for that.
23:52Just like your young gals
23:53was just being young gals.
23:56Curious.
23:57Experimentals.
23:58Super bendy.
23:59Gumby bendy.
24:00I don't know.
24:01I need a dick.
24:02I need a dick.
24:04Tongues are like aces, boys.
24:06You've got to know when to hold them.
24:08My point is,
24:09there's also things we regret in life
24:11that we didn't, Stu.
24:12This is one time in my life
24:13I don't need a sermon, Daniel.
24:15I need a dick.
24:16Let's listen with our heart on our sleeve.
24:19For examples,
24:20I regret
24:20not telling your sister...
24:23She's Lavina Dick.
24:24Yes.
24:24No, I know.
24:25I know who your sister is.
24:27And I regret
24:28not telling your sister
24:29Lavina's dicks
24:30that I was sweet on her
24:31all them years ago.
24:33I let my foolish pride
24:35gets in my way.
24:37Well, Dan,
24:38I had no idea.
24:40Although it makes perfect sense,
24:42she's a wonderful woman
24:43with a heart as big
24:45as her shoulders are broad.
24:48But I'm confused once.
24:50What does this have to do
24:52with our tiny dicks?
24:54Well,
24:54I'm quite sure
24:55that your daughters
24:57are going to regret
24:58exchanging bodily fluids
24:59with these young fellas
25:00less than I regrets
25:02not letting Lavina's dicks
25:04know I was sweet on her.
25:06Well, what's, Quirly D?
25:07I'm really rooting
25:08for you here,
25:09but you can go ahead
25:09and summit mount
25:10what's your point
25:11any time now.
25:13So,
25:15you likes to drive
25:16a hard bargain?
25:17Yeah,
25:17nappers are a wee bit chasty.
25:19Here's mine.
25:21If you let this go,
25:23I'll bring your gals to you.
25:25I seen them upstown
25:26not too long ago.
25:28But,
25:29when's I bringing to you?
25:31You've gots to bring these
25:32to Lavina's dicks
25:33so we can have
25:35a long-overduse conversation.
25:38Maybe then all of us
25:39can get some closures.
26:00Please come down,
26:10please come down flying low
26:13for me.
26:24I see the junction get nearer
26:27I see the junction get nearer
26:30dangerous in the wind.
26:32Dangerous in the wind.
26:34I need the roads looking green.
26:42Jesus was a crossmaker,
26:43Jesus was a crossmaker.
26:45He is a bandit and a heartbreaker
26:54Ah, ah, ah, ah
26:58But Jesus was a crossmaker
27:02Yeah, Jesus was a crossmaker
27:09Sweet silver angels over the sea
27:16Please come down, fly in love for me
27:26One time I trusted a stranger
27:32Cause I had a sweet song
27:35And he was gently enticing me
27:40Though there was something wrong
27:43But when I turned
27:46He was gone
27:50But I made this song
27:53Made me through my heart
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