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00:00To be continued...
00:30To be continued...
01:00To be continued...
01:30Robin laid an egg...
01:32The Batmobile lost the wheel...
01:34And the Joker got away...
01:38Crashing through the roof...
01:52In a one-horse open tree...
01:55Busting out I go...
01:57Laughing all the whee...
01:59Ha ha ha ha ha ha...
02:02Come on Batman, it's Christmas Eve...
02:07Let's kick back and get into the spirit...
02:10The Joker's escaped from Arkham Asylum, Robin...
02:13And you really think he's gonna make his move on Christmas Eve?
02:16Even scums spend the holidays with their families...
02:20He has no family...
02:22Okay, I'll make a deal with you...
02:24If we go out on patrol...
02:26And Gotham is quiet...
02:27With no sign of the Joker...
02:29We come back here...
02:30Have Christmas dinner...
02:32And watch It's a Wonderful Life...
02:34You know...
02:35I've never seen that...
02:36I could never get past the title...
02:38It's a deal then?
02:40Deal...
02:42Wait a minute?
02:43There's a...
02:44Pick You...
03:05Saw Shebileanos...
03:10Doesn't it warm your heart to see everyone in the spirit of Christmas?
03:27Oh, bah humbug to you too.
03:32You just can't believe there's no use for us for one night.
03:35There.
03:44Hey lady, hold up. You dropped this package a couple blocks back.
03:50Oh, it's for my grandson. Thanks so much.
03:54Merry Christmas.
03:57Now can we go home?
04:03He could give lessons to Scrooge.
04:05The Christmas goose will be ready shortly.
04:13You know, we really should have done one more sweep of the city.
04:16Now just relax, Bruce. You're going to love It's a Wonderful Life. It's a great movie.
04:21It's not relentlessly cheerful, is it?
04:24No, it's about how much of a difference one man can make to a city.
04:29Sound familiar?
04:30Uh, wrong channel. Some kind of Christmas special.
04:39It's a wonderful life will not be seen this year.
04:50In its place is the following.
04:53Joker here.
04:54Greetings, Gotham, and Merry Christmas.
04:57I hope you're watching Batman.
04:59This one's for you.
05:18Live from Gotham City, the show that nobody wants to see, but everyone will watch.
05:26yes it's christmas with the joker and now let's welcome our host the clown prince of crime
05:47the joker greetings from gotham city and welcome to the first annual christmas
05:56with the joker oh thank you thank you thank you very much have i got a show for you tonight
06:09it's loaded with surprises mystery guests and christmas jeers well batman you were sure right
06:15about the joker any leads i've accessed gotham's electrical mainframe and i'm zeroing in on the
06:23power surges to pinpoint the location of joker's broadcast signal that's it i don't know batman
06:31it seems too easy it's never easy with the joker oh batman i hope you're watching
06:38because i've got a very special surprise for you rumor has it christmas is a time to share with
06:48family and since i don't have one of my own i decided to steal one
06:59and here they are the awful lawful family aren't they just the cutest family you've ever seen
07:13it's never easy with the joker
07:17meet daddy lawful
07:20future seas maniacal
07:24hmm looks like i'll have to teach daddy some manners
07:29and here's mommy lawful
07:33help somebody please help us
07:36whip
07:36ho ho ho isn't she jolly
07:41and here we have little baby lawful
07:44coochie coochie coo
07:47when i get my hands on you i'll whip your
07:50i'll bet batman wishes he had a family just like mine
07:57personally i think relatives are a bore
07:59so batman can have them
08:01if he can find them by midnight
08:04otherwise
08:06hold tight we're almost there
08:16hi i'm laffy joker's helpful little elf
08:20i'm here to present batman with a very special christmas surprise
08:25uh-oh here it comes
08:27gee joker it's sure nice of you to get bat breath a present
08:32i'm just that kind of guy
08:35it's an exact replica of gotham city
08:40it has everything even trains and bridges
08:44bridges i just love blowing up bridges
08:48well in that case let's go live to donner and blitzen at the president's bridge
08:54greetings donner how about singing us a merry tune while you blow up the bridge
09:01sure boys
09:04jingle bells
09:05batman snails
09:06rodent
09:08that was great the fun has just begun the 11 30 train will be along any minute
09:22we've got to stop that train
09:36oh look laffy mommy laffle has something to say
09:43what's up mommy my mother's on that train
09:47your mother well that's different then
09:50yeah it'll be even more exciting when it crashes
09:54you uncouple the passenger cars i'll get the engineer
10:13yeah
10:19yeah
10:24yeah
10:26yeah
10:32yeah
10:34The bridge is out.
11:03Come on.
11:04I hate Batman and Robin.
11:30Then let's get rid of them.
11:33Oh boy, let's build a snowman.
11:39We've isolated the Joker's broadcast signal.
11:45It's coming from the observatory on Mount Gotham.
11:51There.
12:03The radar antenna.
12:05What's that?
12:06Careful, Robin.
12:09I'm sure there's more to this than meets the eye.
12:11Merry Christmas, Batman.
12:17I'm so glad you could join us.
12:21What's your game, Joker?
12:23Just a little holiday entertainment, Batman.
12:26I'm sure all the folks at home will enjoy sharing this special occasion.
12:31Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, live from the top of Mount Gotham,
12:37the death of Batman.
12:39The death of Batman.
12:43The death of Batman.
12:49The death of Batman.
12:51The death of Batman.
12:53The death of Batman.
12:54We'll return in just a moment.
12:55But first, a word from our sponsor.
12:59Robin, try and get inside the observatory.
13:12I'll draw its fire.
13:13Oops.
13:26Looks like we're experiencing technical difficulty.
13:30But don't worry, folks.
13:32We're still on the air.
13:34Oh, no!
13:35Our cannon seems to be out of control.
13:38Gotham City could be in serious danger.
13:44Come on!
13:46Awwww.
13:51Oooh!
13:52Oooo!
13:57Ha-ha-ha-ha.
13:58Hee-hee-hee!
14:01Oh-ho-ho-ho!
14:03Hee-hee-hee-hee!
14:04Ha-ha-ha-ha!
14:05Ho-ho-ho-ho!
14:08Ha-ha!
14:09Ho-ho-ho-ho!
14:11Hee-ie!
14:12Batman, Robin here.
14:28Robin, operation cause and effect.
14:32Gotcha!
14:42Batman?
14:54I'm fine, but we're not any closer to finding Joker's hideout.
14:58What's our next move?
15:00To be quite honest, I don't know.
15:07Batman, it's almost midnight. We have to do something.
15:11It's up to the Joker now. Only a miracle can save the hostages.
15:16Where's that Batfella? And that Robin fella?
15:19Oh, they're gonna spoil my Christmas. What's the matter?
15:22Can't they figure anything out?
15:24Time's up. I'm rubbing everybody out at midnight.
15:28But wait, we have another present to open.
15:33Let's not keep Mommy Loffle waiting.
15:37Too bad Batman is such a party pooper.
15:41Maybe he doesn't know how to get him.
15:43All dressed up with nowhere to go.
15:46Well, I wonder what Mommy Loffle is getting for Christmas.
15:53The suspense is killing me.
15:57Is it?
15:58Can it be?
15:59Oh, yes.
16:01It's a Betty Blooper doll.
16:04And what do Betty Blooper dolls do?
16:08Why, you just wind them up?
16:12And they wreak havoc on Gotham City.
16:16I haven't seen one of those dolls in years.
16:23They don't make dolls like that anymore.
16:25Not since the Lafko Toy Factory went out of business 14 years ago.
16:313rd and Main, downtown.
16:32We'll see you next time.
16:34Try to beat him around.
16:34Bye.
16:35Bye.
16:36Bye.
16:36Bye.
16:37So now all.
16:39Look sharp, Robin.
17:09Where's that music coming from?
17:31Good question.
17:32Look out.
17:42Look out.
17:54Stand ready.
18:07More on the way.
18:16Stand clear, Robin.
18:18They don't call you Batman for nothing.
18:40Sniper.
18:44Where'd he go?
19:06There he is.
19:17Huh?
19:18Look out.
19:22Whoa.
19:24I love you very much.
19:26Keep your eyes open for the Joker.
19:34I'll save you the trouble, Batman.
19:37Come and get your Christmas present.
19:40Or the kiddies get it.
19:43Let them go, Joker.
19:45It's me you want.
19:47Merry Christmas, Batman.
19:49Well, go on.
19:55Open it.
19:58Don't do it, Batman.
20:01Easy, Robin.
20:01Oh, I can't stand it.
20:19Robin, take care of them.
20:43Run, run, as fast as you can.
20:45You'll not touch me.
20:46I'm the Joker man.
20:59Merry Christmas, Joker.
21:02Bah humbug.
21:03It was nice of Commissioner Gordon
21:14to give you that recording of
21:16It's a Wonderful Life.
21:18And it is a wonderful life.
21:21It has its moments.
21:23Don't we now
21:33A game apparel
21:35Fa la la
21:36La la la
21:37La la la
21:38Merry Christmas.
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