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Reid Baer
  • 15 years ago
She Cooks For Me

During breakfast, I heard you say
that you’re unhappily married?
Hell, I eat disgust for lunch, and

slurp bitter misery soup for supper,
and around midnight, she’ll
be back with that last toxic snack.

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