I've got a lovely Fiat Punto That someone decided to break into I opened my front door at 10 o'clock And then I got a hell of a shock
I saw a mass of broken glarse What a fucking pain in the arse Of course you know, they missed a trick, There's nothing in there worth to nick.
Sorting this out will take all day And then next time I'll have to pay Inc-reased insur-ance premi-um costs This makes less sense than an episode of Lost(!)
Damage shortens the time a car will last I'd love to smash the little bast- -ard who did this to my pride and joy, Just so they could steal a brand new toy.
This is not the first time my car's been wrecked, When a woman backed into it with the force of Shrek, In her business suit, she gave a pout, Looked at the crater - "Ooh, you can get that out!"
